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Gordon knows that guy Kenses has some moves in a fight. edit: Top of page, Brad owns. Deal with it. edit2: I also like how Tony Stewart recently kills a man, but yet turns into his typical Neanderthal self whenever someone touches his bumper, so he goes forward, backs up into another car when drivers are unbuckling and poo poo. I think if they took an x-ray of his brain it might be a literal Whopper inside of a deep-friend onion ring skull. L_Harrison fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Oct 12, 2014 |
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Coast Guard/Navy dude took it upon himself to defend Mr. Hamlin.
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L_Harrison posted:edit: Top of page, Brad owns. Deal with it. The more hot heads NASCAR can get, the better. I mean sure, somebody will accidentally die eventually but i mean hey
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I wonder what would give someone shallow cheeks and sunken eyes like Denny Hamlin has. 
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How is there no video of this fight on the internet?
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keevo posted:How is there no video of this fight on the internet? The SURPRISE ITS KENSETH part https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV2FGsj3g_c stewart's intro music starts and he jumps into the fight off a hauler roof
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Oct 12, 2014 04:48
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keevo posted:How is there no video of this fight on the internet? Soon, it'll be plastered everywhere. I can hear the uploads to youtube right now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV2FGsj3g_c
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Hahaha that tackle was great. Can't wait for the entire thing to be uploaded.
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quote:Gordon: "Obviously there's some built up animosity towards Brad. I better hold the rest of my thoughts." I'd say Brad won't get in the chase because no one besides Logano will help him unless the big one happens and he avoids it... or causes it again and gets away.
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The best result is obviously Brad winning the race after flipping over both Denny Hamlin and Matt Kenses in the same wreck. Tony tries to take him out too, but his greasy sausage fingers cause him to misjudge and he t-bones Danica. v Brad is the hero that SomethingAwful deserves. L_Harrison fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Oct 12, 2014 |
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Oct 12, 2014 04:59
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I hope Brad goes full heel for the rest of the season. Be the heel that Kyle Busch could have been.
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Oct 12, 2014 05:05
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So moving onto Talladega, Keselowski is 50 out, and Jr and Johnson are 57 out each. Talladega is going to be crazy and super desperate from those 3 being out.
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Chase cushions/deficits to the bubble going to Talladega. Logano and Harvick have dashes because this system is stupid and it's irrelevant. 1 Joey Logano -- 2 Kyle Busch +26 3 Kevin Harvick -- 4 Ryan Newman +21 5 Carl Edwards +20 6 Jeff Gordon +18 7 Denny Hamlin +17 8 Kasey Kahne +1 ____________________________ 9 Matt Kenseth -1 10 Brad Keselowski -19 11 Jimmie Johnson -26 12 Dale Earnhardt Jr. -26 Top 7 look to be somewhat safe barring anything stupid happening, but it's a potential hornet's nest from 8th to 12th. Jimmie and Jr are going to need a win.
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This is the first year I can remember where Talladega didn't race the same weekend as the Eastern States, so yeah Talladega is gonna be ugly.
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Oct 12, 2014 05:42
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This picture sums things up.
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lug nut havin a blast
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That is the fakest goddamn poo poo I have ever seen.  at all the marks itt.
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L_Harrison posted:This picture sums things up. I think I like the reactions to the fights more than the fights themselves.
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Peanut President posted:That is the fakest goddamn poo poo I have ever seen. smdh if u think nascar is smart/good enough to plan something interesting
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You have to know Brian France goes to bed feeling great after nights like these, right next to a half-naked Michael Waltrip wearing a bikini top telling him what a lucky dog he is and asking what Digger is up to these days. http://www.viddler.com/mini/11a26612/ It's eerie how well this fits. L_Harrison fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Oct 12, 2014 |
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I'm gonna have quite a bit of math to do next week with the game if things hold with all these...dare I refer to them as...bracket busters. e- Unofficial "CBJ and a Calculator" Old Chase points (through Charlotte, used Round 1 pts + Round 2): Logano- 224 Harvick- 204 Kyle- 193 Gordon- 191 Keselowski- 178 Newman- 168 Edwards- 167 Hamlin- 154 Kenseth- 153 Johnson- 152 Kahne- 136 Junyer- 135 CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Oct 12, 2014 |
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Ya know, looking at the fight's sequence of events again, and there's really no excuse for not sitting Brad a race. He tried to turn Hamlin directly into a line of cars on the cooldown lap and then rammed two innocent cars trying to get to a third while guys were unbuckling and stopped for post race scales. It's not what I think should happen but if NASCAR is serious about safety post-Kevin Ward that's what should happen.
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Brad was being stupid as hell for sure, and I don't even know what for.
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VikingSkull posted:Ya know, looking at the fight's sequence of events again, and there's really no excuse for not sitting Brad a race. He tried to turn Hamlin directly into a line of cars on the cooldown lap and then rammed two innocent cars trying to get to a third while guys were unbuckling and stopped for post race scales. Its not like he mowed down a kid trying to scare him or something
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VikingSkull posted:It's not what I think should happen but if NASCAR is serious about safety post-Kevin Ward that's what should happen.  The NFL is also concerned about safety.
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I still don't understand why Brad flipped the gently caress out, because someone ran him up the track on the last turn of the last lap??? What the hell
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VikingSkull posted:Ya know, looking at the fight's sequence of events again, and there's really no excuse for not sitting Brad a race. He tried to turn Hamlin directly into a line of cars on the cooldown lap and then rammed two innocent cars trying to get to a third while guys were unbuckling and stopped for post race scales. Reminder that Kyle Busch got sat for a race for turning someone.
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Peanut President posted:Reminder that Kyle Busch got sat for a race for turning someone. Yeah and he should've. Brad probably should be too but expecting consistency out of nascar is a fool's gambit, so.
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kidcoelacanth posted:Yeah and he should've. Reminder that Brad put Carl Edwards in the fence at Talladega and didn't get punished.
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kidcoelacanth posted:Yeah and he should've. He probably won't. What I kind of see is how the media first goes after this. Kyle wrecking gave him uniform disapproval. MWR team orders got universal team orders. This really didn't because it was too dramatic and fun to watch so NASCAR will probably slap him on the wrist. Maybe points but kind of moot since he needs to win anyway.
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Peanut President posted:Reminder that Carl put brad in the fence at Atlanta and didn't get punished.
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Peanut President posted:Reminder that Brad put Carl Edwards in the fence at Talladega and didn't get punished. Because it was a racing incident and NASCAR's stupid yellow line rule forced Keselowski to hold his line. Edwards was the dumbass who tried to block/push Keselowski down.
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Brad Keselowski is mentally disabled.
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NASCAR 2014: Jeff Gordon in Media Center and Reports the Fight "WAS AWESOME"
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Fag Boy Jim posted:Brad Keselowski is mentally disabled. Do we know if he failed the baseline concussion testing like JWT did?
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Peanut President posted:Reminder that Kyle Busch got sat for a race for turning someone. He went full retard and right-reared a guy at speed because of incidental contact. In a Truck race. He earned that one.
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CBJSprague24 posted:He went full retard and right-reared a guy at speed because of incidental contact. In a Truck race. He earned that one. And he was already on probation iirc
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