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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Jaysus posted:

It's actually pretty awesome.

admit it

you had to post that or you would be kicked

is there no end to tyranny over there??????????//

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dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?

Dirk Pitt posted:

Dude. Just let it go. People don't like your serious business poop game clan. It is ok.

I don't know man, I mean I left to join my work clan when it became apparent I couldn't attack in wars and then I rejoined when I could contribute.

I don't get why expecting someone to play in the clan that explicitly states "play or be kicked" is bad. I also don't get why someone would join a play or be kicked clan, not play and then complain about being kicked.

Two 3 minute attacks in 24 hours is hard I guess?

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
SHOWMEYOURPEKKA is the undisputed leader of MLS.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

RVT posted:



Our second down to the wire victory in a row. Petitioning for a name change to "Kardiac Kids".

Note, they had 11 TH10s vs our 4.

Also I am one of our TH10s and my base is terrible and under leveled

ixo
Sep 8, 2004

m'bloaty

Fun Shoe

Dancing Peasant posted:

Relegation/promotion sounds like an idea.

So which of the goon clans are the Premier League and which are the rest?

2Poor has never made an effort to be the best war clan. I'm pretty sure we have the most active players and the highest average townhall level. Join now and get one (1) free prostate massage.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
This is the best thread on the internet.

"LOL, thanks for the boot. What a bunch of losers"

"Ok...."

"gently caress YOU I DON'T CARE I HATE YOU"

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
waiting for the new passive aggressive dark elixer troop that will just shout insults at enemy clans and not do anything

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Putty posted:

waiting for the new passive aggressive dark elixer troop that will just shout insults at enemy clans and not do anything

I would pay for gems if they allowed me to buy a troop that didn't attack, but instead let me type insults to whoever I was raiding.

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
That's what the clan info is there for.

waffledoodle
Oct 1, 2005

I believe your boast sounds vaguely familiar.

ZombieParts posted:

is there no end to tyranny over there??????????//

I live in constant fear of twerkel's judgement

Brosnan
Nov 13, 2004

Pwning the incels with my waifu fg character. Get trolled :twisted:
Lipstick Apathy
PEKKA is cool because there's just kind of an unspoken expectation that you'll contribute now and then and we have enough good people that that wins us a shitload of wars without anyone being nazi buttholes about it vOv

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
Twerkel sucks at this game. hth.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
Hey lets all talk about how chill our clan is and how serious and dumb other clans are. Then mention how this is a poop game because that totally makes anyone taking it seriously feel like a dumb idiot. RIGHT!!!

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Someone's angry...

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
anyone who plays this game on a desktop computer is an autist nerd lmfao

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Nauta posted:

anyone who plays this game on a desktop computer is an autist nerd lmfao

I feel like one and I play it on my phone/tablet.

Badcounterpoint
Mar 5, 2014

Nauta posted:

anyone who plays this game on a desktop computer is an autist nerd lmfao

Hold on... people play this on their computer? I died a little bit inside just now.

EdEddnEddy
Apr 5, 2012



One perk to playing on a Computer with a keyboard, being able to chat with 99% less typo's and about 95% faster.


Playing on the other hand is worse unless you also have a touchscreen because the mouse on a touch mobile game is horrible.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
Which clan would be best for a chill, active player who spends most of his time rearranging his base to make it symmetrical and attacking other players with novelty army set-ups? Also currently TH3 and upgrading everything before TH4 (raiding other low-level folks is so easy). Not interested in trophies.

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?
Just had a war attack ruined because my girlfriend pulled me away from my phone and told me to stop playing stupid phone games.

Dammit why do girls not get how serious my clan warring is

The first line is serious, the second line isn't guys

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

dogstile posted:

Just had a war attack ruined because my girlfriend pulled me away from my phone and told me to stop playing stupid phone games.

Dammit why do girls not get how serious my clan warring is

The first line is serious, the second line isn't guys

so you have a GIRLFRIEND???? wow!!!

Hammy
May 26, 2006
umop apisdn

dogstile posted:

Just had a war attack ruined because my girlfriend pulled me away from my phone and told me to stop playing stupid phone games.

Dammit why do girls not get how serious my clan warring is

The first line is serious, the second line isn't guys

Usually the point of a "MY GIRLFRIEND" post isn't to point out that you can't even get a measly three minutes from your SO to do something you like.

khy
Aug 15, 2005

EdEddnEddy posted:

One perk to playing on a Computer with a keyboard, being able to chat with 99% less typo's and about 95% faster.


Playing on the other hand is worse unless you also have a touchscreen because the mouse on a touch mobile game is horrible.

I didn't even know that playing on a PC was an option.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

dogstile posted:

Just had a war attack ruined because my girlfriend pulled me away from my phone and told me to stop playing stupid phone games.

Dammit why do girls not get how serious my clan warring is

The first line is serious, the second line isn't guys

Had a ~PHONE CALL~ come in on my mobile device the other day in mid-attack. The loving nerve.

waffles beyond waffles
Jun 22, 2008

Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!
WeSpent just lost another war. Clearly we are the best clan.

Basically it's all Patrick's fault.

duffmensch
Feb 20, 2004

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

khy posted:

I didn't even know that playing on a PC was an option.

It's not unless you install Bluestacks or Genymotion first.

High House Death
Jun 18, 2011

dogstile posted:

Just had a war attack ruined because my girlfriend pulled me away from my phone and told me to stop playing stupid phone games.

Dammit why do girls not get how serious my clan warring is

The first line is serious, the second line isn't guys

Why was your so called girlfriend watching you poop? :psyduck:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Jm post all the bluestack scripts you made for this toiletlord game

Jaysus
Sep 17, 2004

"Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"
If you have a TH above like...6, this is no longer a poop game. Unless you poo poo 4 times a day.

psychicattack
Mar 22, 2003

Ask me why I don't punctuate the last sentence of my post

dogstile posted:

Just had a war attack ruined because my girlfriend pulled me away from my phone and told me to stop playing stupid phone games.

Dammit why do girls not get how serious my clan warring is

The first line is serious, the second line isn't guys

Boyfriends aren't much better OK :mad: Apparently I'm supposed to "look at something" or "pay attention to what he's saying" :confused:

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Jaysus posted:

If you have a TH above like...6, this is no longer a poop game. Unless you poo poo 4 times a day.

Don't be jealous that I'm regular.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

gromdul posted:

WeSpent just lost another war. Clearly we are the best clan.

Basically it's all Patrick's fault.

God drat it Patrick!

ExtraFox
May 22, 2003

~all of these candy~

psychicattack posted:

Boyfriends aren't much better OK :mad: Apparently I'm supposed to "look at something" or "pay attention to what he's saying" :confused:

We have an agreement:

- He doesn't bug me during CoC attacks
- I assume that anything I say will go completely unregistered while he plays Call of Duty

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

CoC: We have an agreement to ignore each other

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I just let my girlfriend cuck me when I'm playing CoC, works great

CADPAT
Jul 23, 2004

For the men
to my left and right!
:hist101:

Trebek posted:

Hey lets all talk about how chill our clan is and how serious and dumb other clans are. Then mention how this is a poop game because that totally makes anyone taking it seriously feel like a dumb idiot. RIGHT!!!

I wish this thread was less chill but also more chill. Also, poop games.

Jaysus
Sep 17, 2004

"Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"


Makes me so proud

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

khy posted:

I didn't even know that playing on a PC was an option.

If you're playing on Android, you can get this: http://www.andyroid.net/ and just sync google accounts. I use this at work on slow days when I have to look like I'm doing something other than dicking around on my phone.

Ceros_X
Aug 6, 2006

U.S. Marine

Jaysus posted:



Makes me so proud

Haha. I just checked into a new unit and like 14 people in the shop play and are in a clan. (My base is better than all of theirs)

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Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Ceros_X posted:

(My base is better than all of theirs)

:bravo:

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