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Pretty minor glitch in Dragon Age: Origins. I'm playing the dwarf origin story as the noble dwarf. In that, you have an assistant that fights with you. He has a nice sword, so I took it from him so I wouldn't lose it at the end (which it turns out I was wrong about anyway - you do lose it regardless). But when I tried to put it back on him, he didn't have the stats to wield it. So I had to go through some challenging darkspawn sections with him just punching. It was a dumb thing.
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Captain Lavender posted:Pretty minor glitch in Dragon Age: Origins. I'm playing the dwarf origin story as the noble dwarf. In that, you have an assistant that fights with you. He has a nice sword, so I took it from him so I wouldn't lose it at the end (which it turns out I was wrong about anyway - you do lose it regardless). It took him a week to psych himself up enough to pick up a sword his dad told him he couldn't play with. You expect him to pull the same thing twice in one day?
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Oct 11, 2014 09:12
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 Jim Nantz there looks like he spent a bit too much time in the tanning bed
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Oct 12, 2014 05:20
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2015 is the year of blackface in sports games.
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Oct 12, 2014 08:20
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Haruharuharuko posted:
In before someone says they put Gus Johnson back in madden.
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Haruharuharuko posted:
It's nice to see they are finally hiring people from the Negative zone.
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Oct 12, 2014 09:04
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Haruharuharuko posted:
Xman One, commentate on football.
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Oct 12, 2014 09:06
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"It's a great game today, lots of effort from both teams, really putting on a show here. What do you think, Jim?" "I have no strong feelings one way or the other."
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Oct 12, 2014 16:40
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Wow, that image will really help fill out my ludicrously detailed Eve Online character bio.
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Oct 12, 2014 18:01
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I've been using machine guns wrong all these years: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUq2ZiTLLII
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Oct 14, 2014 02:44
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Looks like either Nyarlathotep's taken up sports commentary, or... *looks up quote* It's Danny Wexler, from John Dies at the End.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRURDEGEbi4
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You realize that's a HelixSnake video right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJI0Nf70q4c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-1KM7NUQpQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dytG00M08Qk
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Croccers posted:You realize that's a HelixSnake video right? Who's HelixSnake?
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Oct 15, 2014 13:58
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Okay, since that was apparently some kind of edited thing here's some real glitch exploitation that some of you probably haven't seen. Don't skip ahead, don't read any of the comments; it's a couple minutes, but it's well worth it. They set up a little box to feed controller inputs to a physical SNES console, so it's basically a live version of a TAS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnZ2NNYySuE&t=63s
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Last Chance posted:Who's HelixSnake? A guy known for loving the hell out of physics engines in games, especially Skate 3.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:31
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*Super Mario Pipe Noise*
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So that's what they mean when they score "errors".
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I think Shadow of Mordor has ported the Skyrim 'giants can send things into the stratosphere' glitch. I saw an orc get killed by a caragor and he just went flying up until he disappeared.
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"Power leveling" in Castlvania: Harmony of Dissonance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efkf5qcitX0
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CzarChasm posted:*Super Mario Pipe Noise* Thank you for turning this decent gif into an utterly amazing gif.
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Pneub posted:"Power leveling" in Castlvania: Harmony of Dissonance: I think my least-favorite thing about modern games is that barring animation /physics/collision errors anything interesting you can do that screws with internal memory usually just causes an exception and makes the game gracefully crap itself without anything funny happening. The less said about this one, the better. It's just magical. Don't blink. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpQTsPbZu6Q In a similar vein, here's Something in Super Metroid being done live by a real person: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js1KNdfI818&t=828s bucketmouse has a new favorite as of 07:12 on Oct 17, 2014 |
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Oct 17, 2014 07:08
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quote:The less said about this one, the better. It's just magical. Don't blink.
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bucketmouse posted:The less said about this one, the better. It's just magical. Don't blink. It's like the game said "You know what gently caress it, just play the credits. I'm done."
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Oct 17, 2014 10:57
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I'm not sure if this counts as a glitch.. but it is Game physic's just loving up
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Zyntherius posted:I'm not sure if this counts as a glitch.. but it is Game physic's just loving up Oh, that counts
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If you're going to use a tool like gfycat, why would you link to the 12MB gif instead of the 340kB gfycat page?
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Oct 17, 2014 17:03
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My work here was done.
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Wouldn't be the first time someone's face/chest spontaneously combusted in an Alien movie.
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bucketmouse posted:
"Thank you Mario, your quest is over" has never sounded so sarcastic.
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Oct 17, 2014 18:35
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J.A.B.C. posted:My work here was done. It looks like the alien just cast the Ark of the Covenant spell
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Oct 17, 2014 21:59
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bucketmouse posted:The less said about this one, the better. It's just magical. Don't blink. It looks like he actually just fell through the game's code and started messing with it. What the gently caress did he DO down there?
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Oct 17, 2014 22:26
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Somfin posted:It looks like he actually just fell through the game's code and started messing with it. What the gently caress did he DO down there? That's literally what he did. He finds the block that represents the game's ending and breaks it.
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Inco posted:If you're going to use a tool like gfycat, why would you link to the 12MB gif instead of the 340kB gfycat page? Because its the year 2014 and gently caress dial up and we cant link webms 
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Tunicate posted:That's literally what he did. Game Boy games are magical for that. Really poor error handling so it's just like "I have to output SOMETHING!" and throws whatever graphics it can find to display what youre looking at.
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Oct 17, 2014 23:42
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Didn't the Gameboy printer have some really terrifying error images?
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RagnarokAngel posted:Game Boy games are magical for that. Really poor error handling so it's just like "I have to output SOMETHING!" and throws whatever graphics it can find to display what youre looking at. Error handling in that era wasn't so much 'really poor' so much as 'doesn't exist'. I mean sure, you could make a game with error controls, but that would take up too much of the CPU and dev time, so it generally got cut. I remember a Pokemon blue LP that explored exactly how poorly programmed it was. 99.99% of it functioned perfectly(or at least, as-programmed). But if you knew exactly what you were doing, it showed that the game was practically held together with the coding equivalent of chewing gum, some duct tape, and distilled hope.
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Tunicate posted:That's literally what he did. Ever since I heard about the NES Metroid "Secret Worlds" like 15 years ago I've been fascinated with the idea of sidescrolling video game characters basically achieving CHIM and escaping the constraints of their game, walking within its code and changing it to their liking.
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