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reat respectquote:With Dragon Age: Inquisition's release now less than a month away, the game's ESRB rating has been posted, and it's a doozy. Via Kotaku, the role-playing game has received an M rating for blood, violence, strong language, nudity, and sexual content. writing in video games
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i brought myself great pleasure while I read this topic... thanks op
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Oct 23, 2014 23:41
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Very stilted and awkward, and it's how I imagine Phallic Baldwin talks to women lmfao.
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Oct 23, 2014 23:42
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The words 'f**k,' 'sh*t,' and 'a*shole' appear in dialogue.
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Oct 23, 2014 23:42
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Wormskull posted:Very stilted and awkward, and it's how I imagine Phallic Baldwin talks to women lmfao. Lol.
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Oct 23, 2014 23:42
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It might also be how Doctor Carwash would talk if they did one of those pornos where a porn star chick fucks a supreme virgin or whatever because he won a sweepstakes.
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Oct 23, 2014 23:43
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*swaggering into a Noise Club, wearing all manner of retarded poo poo like vests and cheesecutters* I like the way your tits bounce lets do a sex. Btw, I'm not even high.
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Oct 23, 2014 23:44
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Wormskull posted:It might also be how Doctor Carwash would talk if they did one of those pornos where a porn star chick fucks a supreme virgin or whatever because he won a sweepstakes. Ahahaha,.
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Oct 23, 2014 23:45
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I think in a lot of sexual fantasies that people from Book Barn and back when GBS wasn't all boring cynical losers, the goons imagine themselves saying these kinds of things as well, and probably half the people in the Toho thread. YOSPOS would talk like this but in a really chill, badass way though it would be the same in essence.
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Oct 23, 2014 23:45
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Knuc U Kinte posted:*swaggering into a Noise Club, wearing all manner of retarded poo poo like vests and cheesecutters* lmfao
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Oct 23, 2014 23:45
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'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect lol
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Oct 23, 2014 23:46
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Reddit people for sure say this kind of thing under there breaths when their making there Sims "WooHoo".
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Oct 23, 2014 23:48
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Especially if it's someone with reddit gold.
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Oct 23, 2014 23:48
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actually i dont think anybody has ever said this
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Oct 23, 2014 23:48
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Wormskull posted:Especially if it's someone with reddit gold. Lol.
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And last but not least there was at least one person in your middle school gym class like one of the guys who just sits in the corner on the highest row of the bleachers reading dragon fantasy novels has said this while jerking off.
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Oct 23, 2014 23:50
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Much Respect. Wow. Such masturbations
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Oct 23, 2014 23:53
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Did a loving autist write this? I cannot imagine any scenario where this would be sexy. I mean, they might as well write, "I am going to stick my penis into your vagina and make multiple thrusting motions for a few minutes until my balls release semen into you," while they're at it. No sense in half-assing this.
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Oct 24, 2014 00:06
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*Looks upon you fondly, with great sexual pleasure and respect*
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Oct 24, 2014 00:17
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Pewdiepie posted:*Looks upon you fondly, with great sexual pleasure and respect*
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Oct 24, 2014 00:17
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SunAndSpring posted:Did a loving autist write this? I cannot imagine any scenario where this would be sexy. I mean, they might as well write, "I am going to stick my penis into your vagina and make multiple thrusting motions for a few minutes until my balls release semen into you," while they're at it. No sense in half-assing this. Hell, gently caress, agreed, mate.
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Oct 24, 2014 00:18
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Pewdiepie posted:*Looks upon you fondly, with great sexual pleasure and respect* *respectfully nods, hoping that you will nod back in a way that makes your t*ts bounce*
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Oct 24, 2014 00:23
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SunAndSpring posted:*respectfully nods, hoping that you will nod back in a way that makes your t*ts bounce*
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Oct 24, 2014 00:29
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SunAndSpring posted:Did a loving autist write this? I cannot imagine any scenario where this would be sexy. I mean, they might as well write, "I am going to stick my penis into your vagina and make multiple thrusting motions for a few minutes until my balls release semen into you," while they're at it. No sense in half-assing this. I read this in a robot voice ahahahah
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Oct 24, 2014 00:32
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Hello Sir and/or Madam. I would like to have sex with you. Are you having a nice day? Good, then let us commence intercourse at once.
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Oct 24, 2014 00:34
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SunAndSpring posted:Did a loving autist write this? I cannot imagine any scenario where this would be sexy. I mean, they might as well write, "I am going to stick my penis into your vagina and make multiple thrusting motions for a few minutes until my balls release semen into you," while they're at it. No sense in half-assing this. Id put my money on it (the writer I mean) being an autist of some sort
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Oct 24, 2014 00:35
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speaking as an autist even i think that line is terrible
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Oct 24, 2014 00:37
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Kylra posted:Hello Sir and/or Madam. I would like to have sex with you. Are you having a nice day? Good, then let us commence intercourse at once. Very classy. I accept.
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Oct 24, 2014 00:38
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Dons a cheesecutter and a vest. Shall we go ought for a night on the town first?
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Oct 24, 2014 00:39
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Wormskull posted:Dons a cheesecutter and a vest. Shall we go ought for a night on the town first? Lmao.
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Oct 24, 2014 00:39
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Wormskull posted:Dons a cheesecutter and a vest. Shall we go ought for a night on the town first?
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Wormskull posted:It might also be how Doctor Carwash would talk if they did one of those pornos where a porn star chick fucks a supreme virgin or whatever because he won a sweepstakes.
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Oct 24, 2014 00:42
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Squelch Hardon posted:Much Respect. Wow. Such masturbations This!!
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Oct 24, 2014 00:43
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Why isn't Alito Sarknoosen bitching about this game
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Oct 24, 2014 00:45
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why isn't Alito Sarknoosen bitching about this game I don't think she criticizes games in particular dude, and the way she does criticize games she probably has already. Do you even know what your talking about.
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Oct 24, 2014 00:47
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Wormskull posted:I don't think she criticizes games in particular dude, and the way she does criticize games she probably has already. Do you even know what your talking about. P. m. 'dis.
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Oct 24, 2014 00:51
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it is very compelling writing. i am interested. all i can think is "what is the 'this' that the character will bring himself sexual pleasure with later, in a context of great respect?" bioware has done it again and shown its many unwarranted detractors that it is at the forefront of writing in games.
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Oct 24, 2014 01:01
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I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while nodding towards with great respect
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Oct 24, 2014 01:08
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You are as beautiful as the hubble nebula pictures and you make the blood travel to both the intelligence detecting part of my brain as well as my nether regions.
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as long as bioware includes gender equality i'm ok with this "the way your n*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed"
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