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ProfessorGroove: Jun 10, 2006; by Ion Helmet

Personally I would tell OP to gently caress off.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:14

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# ? May 12, 2024 09:35

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 234 days!)

ProfessorGroove posted:

Personally I would tell OP to gently caress off.

That is why you are not invited to more parties.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:53

frank.club: Jan 15, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Al-coholic

# ? Oct 31, 2014 00:33

pacmania90: May 31, 2010

Al-umininum Foil

# ? Oct 31, 2014 01:38

Tamerlame: Oct 20, 2012

Al-zheimer

# ? Oct 31, 2014 01:42

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 234 days!)

Tamerlame posted:

Al-zheimer

thats not fair reading a borland post is known to decrease your capacity, but that is not permanent. I don't think.

who are you and where is my wife

# ? Oct 31, 2014 01:47

kazoosandthings: Dec 6, 2004; In order to join the pirate crew,
you must prove yourself on the kazoo.

Al Borland posted:

Honestly I only shitpost in GBS.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 01:56

Manifest: Jul 7, 2007; HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

I'm on team Al Borland.
The fact that he's getting serious responses of "READ MORE HARRY POTTER" killed me.

Also this.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:13

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

reposting this in honor of Al

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:15

Clayren: Jun 4, 2008; grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal

Machai posted:

reposting this in honor of Al

i don't think so, tim

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:33

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Machai posted:

reposting this in honor of Al

It's tool time, Tim.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:37

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 234 days!)

MORE POWER! ARR ARR ARR ARR OHH OHH HOO HO HOOO!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:37

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Machai posted:

reposting this in honor of Al

lmao

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:45

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

i love that it's wearing plaid and has a pipe wrench, I can't stop laughing

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:46

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 234 days!)

Spanish Manlove posted:

i love that it's wearing plaid and has a pipe wrench, I can't stop laughing

gotta admit that is one hell of a "tuck job", ~~Wilson~~ Franco.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:48

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

challenge 3 is a physical challenge btw. Al Borland should have a result for us on Tuesday so unless he consents to the posting of The Pic in the thread there's nothing to do but wait... i might close the thread again

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:49

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 234 days!)

no they will not posted:

challenge 3 is a physical challenge btw. Al Borland should have a result for us on Tuesday so unless he consents to the posting of The Pic in the thread there's nothing to do but wait... i might close the thread again

stop cockblocking goddammit we demand more (immediate) abuse!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:52

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

no they will not posted:

challenge 3 is a physical challenge btw. Al Borland should have a result for us on Tuesday so unless he consents to the posting of The Pic in the thread there's nothing to do but wait... i might close the thread again

It'll be late Tuesday night as I don't get back till about 10:30 CST.

I'll have the pictures though.

E:

If you're in the chicago loop on Sat/ Sun you should look around you may see some interesting things, probably not as there won't be that many, but if you're lucky maybe.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Oct 31, 2014

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:57

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

if someone makes a good avatar out of that one picture that machai posted I will personally buy it for al borland

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:02

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Spanish Manlove posted:

if someone makes a good avatar out of that one picture that machai posted I will personally buy it for al borland

I honestly wanted to make it my AV for a bit, but i'm a cheapass.

Plus this one still is pricelessly awful.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:02

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

Spanish Manlove posted:

if someone makes a good avatar out of that one picture that machai posted I will personally buy it for al borland

challenge accepted

e:

^{"I don't think so, Franco"}

Machai fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Oct 31, 2014

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:05

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

no they will not posted:

Im not a mod

why

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:34

Manifest: Jul 7, 2007; HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Machai posted:

challenge accepted

e:

^{"I don't think so, Franco"}

CUT AND PRINT.

IT'S A WRAP.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:57

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Machai posted:

reposting this in honor of Al

# ? Oct 31, 2014 04:17

Fool and the World: Dec 8, 2010

al i need a picture of you so i can get an accurate description for my doobie/tool time slash fic

"Is it tool time?" Al asked breathlessly, sliding his masculine hand down doobies pants. "I can help you build your stand, but I don't know anything about hotdogs." Doobie bit Al's ear while caressing his beard "I think I can help you with that" he said as he slowly undid Al's flannel shirt

# ? Oct 31, 2014 04:28

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Fool and the World posted:

al i need a picture of you so i can get an accurate description for my doobie/tool time slash fic

"Is it tool time?" Al asked breathlessly, sliding his masculine hand down doobies pants. "I can help you build your stand, but I don't know anything about hotdogs." Doobie bit Al's ear while caressing his beard "I think I can help you with that" he said as he slowly undid Al's flannel shirt

There you go.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:25

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

Go to the church and ask god to fug you.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:30

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Al Borland posted:

There you go.

You have totally redeemed yourself!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:42

Big Anime Fan Here: Sep 8, 2010; by XyloJW

Challenge Al Borland to make 1 good post as the 4th challenge and then ban him

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:26

CuddlyZombie: Nov 6, 2005; I wuv your brains.

Al Borland posted:

It'll be late Tuesday night as I don't get back till about 10:30 CST.

I'll have the pictures though.

E:

If you're in the chicago loop on Sat/ Sun you should look around you may see some interesting things, probably not as there won't be that many, but if you're lucky maybe.

i live in the chicago loop, what should i be looking out for.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:45

Solid Poopsnake: Mar 27, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Al Borland, you have my blade!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:01

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:34

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

CLOSE THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:43

hofnar: Dec 27, 2008; by sebmojo

a cop posted:

CLOSE THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!

you're outta your fuckin jurisdiction

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:45

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

Challenge Al Borland to make 1 good post as the 4th challenge and then ban him

like ban him immediately after issuing the challenge because it's impossible or actually give him a shot? either way, lol

# ? Oct 31, 2014 08:50

Big Anime Fan Here: Sep 8, 2010; by XyloJW

the outcome would be the same, yes

# ? Oct 31, 2014 09:58

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

a cop posted:

CLOSE THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!

RRight

# ? Oct 31, 2014 10:06

yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

The tthird challenge (of four) was to put up some helpful flyers

quote:

Al Borland wrote on Nov 5, 2014 05:13:
Sad times I think sleet and hail destroyed most of my outside flyers I got pics of them before the sky opened up and poo poo on Halloween though.. It also looks like someone ripped one off in a fit of rage. Possibly a GBS goon screaming my name in fit of drunken anger.

The ones inside were also removed but I got an email from my school asking me to kindly not place flyers without the school's permission on bulletin boards.

I put one next to the anime manga board because, "lol" if anyone will be able to help me surely it will be them.

(someone grabbing a ticket lol)

(leave it to the one next to anime posters to get picked)

(ripped off a pole? Potential goon rage?)

Also here's the original censored to share with people so they can read it easy.