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OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
Man, both teams are a mess tonight.

Once again, the stigma of an 18 or 20 person season prevents you from really distinguishing a lot of the contestants. We all know Sterling, but I can't name most of the people on the blue team.

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liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011

OmegaBR posted:

Man, both teams are a mess tonight.

Once again, the stigma of an 18 or 20 person season prevents you from really distinguishing a lot of the contestants. We all know Sterling, but I can't name most of the people on the blue team.

What's sadder is that there is no apparent front-runner. These people couldn't run a Denny's, let alone fine dining.

Actually, that's a good prize for this crop.

Red team - :dogout:

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
And another cliffhanger.

And another Obama tease.

And there's some dogs.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

OmegaBR posted:

And another cliffhanger.

And another Obama tease.

And there's some dogs.

Limos full of dogs, dog. :laugh: :woof:

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
Seems like the passion for this show has kind of died.

Even my wife has no desire to watch this season.

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

There's nobody to hate. There's no Elise. There's no Robert. They're just loving bland.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Chicken Doodle posted:

There's nobody to hate. There's no Elise. There's no Robert. They're just loving bland.

The only person with any discernable personality is Sterling, and even he's just kind of eye-rolling.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
La Tasha's doing the "quietly competent" thing that Joy did last season, but seeing the way that turned out who even knows.

But yeah Team Sterling, Go Hundred or Go Home

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



raditts posted:

The only person with any discernable personality is Sterling, and even he's just kind of eye-rolling.

Steve's got personality, but that's only because I keep waiting for the cops to show because he's wanted for "questioning" in a murder case.

Seriously, that dude's killed before.

Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.
Wasn't there supposed to be an episode last night? It usually airs on a Wednesday, right?

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran
Pre-empted by the World Series.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
Barret Beyer from Season 11, who also appeared on Kitchen Casino, is on tonight's Cutthroat Kitchen.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Utopia just got immediately cancelled so the Friday night spot will be filled with re-runs of MC Junior.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Flyinglemur posted:

Utopia just got immediately cancelled

That show looked pretty lovely.

usenet celeb 1992
Jun 1, 2000

he thought quoting borges would make him popular
I stopped watching the Ramsay shows when I realized that the only entertainment value I was deriving anymore was seeing Fox promote the hell out of some lovely new series during the commercial breaks, and guessing how many episodes it would actually last. (MOB DOCTOR. SHE'S A DOCTOR. FOR THE MOB.)

So has Red Band Society been cancelled yet?

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

minimalist posted:

So has Red Band Society been cancelled yet?

Not yet, but it will be. They dropped the hammer on Mulaney and Utopia, RBS can't be far behind.

In fun actual thread related news Masterchef Jr starts tomorrow :dance:

Bright Future
Oct 9, 2007

[let's] fuck that crazy-ass robot
Having trouble describing it but there was a gif posted here of a former contestant and a pig squeal in the background. I need it to shock a friend if anyone has it saved. :)

subroc
Jun 5, 2004

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Terrifying.


Also, MasterChef Jr is amazing and I'm glad it's back.

Not so glad that its on election night and will probably be interrupted with "BREAKING FOX NEWS"

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
I love all of the cynical "personality boosters" they've slapped on these kids. We've already got vest boy, kid with bow tie, pigtails, and sensational headband girl. Here's hoping season 3 brings us kids with monocles, ascots and wooden legs.

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

Season 3 winner will be a girl in a wheelchair with an aide

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
gently caress I think they heard about what everybody liked about the first season and now they're trying to reproduce that artificially. This kid breaking down feels like a plant to me but I hope I'm wrong.

Edit: Eh, I think I spoke too soon, most of the kids seem pretty genuine like last season.

Basebf555 fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Nov 5, 2014

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Am I the only one who hates Masterchef Jr.? It's terrible and horribly contrived. Also I hate children.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
You have no soul.


"Chickens are good people"

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

dovetaile posted:

Am I the only one who hates Masterchef Jr.? It's terrible and horribly contrived. Also I hate children.

I certainly don't like Samuel. But that probably says more about me.

Smarms
Aug 27, 2008
It's RAW! :ramsay:

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
Joe would steal a recipe from a kid.

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011

Grimey Drawer
What the hell was she cooking at two?

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
I hate how Joe talks down to the kids.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.

dovetaile posted:

What the hell was she cooking at two?

Something in a dutch oven.

Smarms
Aug 27, 2008
I cannot stand fat goony smugkid Samuel.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Smarms posted:

I cannot stand fat goony smugkid Samuel.

I already predict he will win.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
I forgot they eliminate multiple kids at once (likely to lessen the blow and not single anyone out.)

Smarms
Aug 27, 2008

Zero One posted:

I already predict he will win.

No way, fat goony smugkid won last year. It's time for adorable young girl to win.

Also holy poo poo, 4 chops?

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
I admit... a girl would also be a good guess. But I am sticking to my guns.

Also:

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

Well, poo poo. For some reason my DVR did not recognize Masterchef Junior as the same show I set to record last year. Hope it isn't subject to the Fox 8 day Hulu delay.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

Zero One posted:

I admit... a girl would also be a good guess. But I am sticking to my guns.

Also:



Joe stares into my soul.
I hope I'm not the only one to find him not charismatic.

Kodilynn
Sep 29, 2006
I had to laugh at the kids names a bit this year. Ooma, Coco, and Berry. Combined they sound like some kind of lotion. Would you like a smathering of Oomacoco Berry on your face? Or was it Oona, I forget, but either way it was adorable.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Smarms posted:

No way, fat goony smugkid won last year. It's time for adorable young girl to win.

Also holy poo poo, 4 chops?

I hope you're right. Gordon was right to call out that little rear end in a top hat on his sriracha foam, and conveniently didn't mention it when he tasted the dish. I think they're going to get some good mileage out of making him look like a prat, and cutting him near the end to maximize the tears.

It's so nice how they're sweet to the horrible fuckups. The worst was chicken parm girl, and even then Gordon looked for a cooked piece of the chicken to try, which he would never do for an adult. There's always at least one nice thing they have to say :3:

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OhYeah
Jan 20, 2007

1. Currently the most prevalent form of decision-making in the western world

2. While you are correct in saying that the society owns

3. You have not for a second demonstrated here why

4. I love the way that you equate "state" with "bureaucracy". Is that how you really feel about the state

dovetaile posted:

Am I the only one who hates Masterchef Jr.? It's terrible and horribly contrived. Also I hate children.

The difference between Masterchef and Masterchef Junior is that the first one makes me shout at my screen and occasionally feel disgusted with the human race in general, and the second one restores my faith in humanity. It is somewhat shocking to realize how genuinely positive, creative, friendly and supportive of each other children can be and how must of us grow up to be self-indulgent, self-absorbed idiots who are prisoners of their own prejudice and ignorance.

Aside from that, I agree that this season better get a young girl winner and not an older goony smugkid again. Who is hopping on the Oona train? Something abour her eyes tell me that a lot is going on in her head, probably way over the level of an ordinary 9-year old.

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