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DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Devol_Tettran posted:

gently caress off Jimmy Hill. gently caress right off.

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lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
After the first song, surely they should've stopped. Surely.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Oh my loving God...

The wheels on the bus?
loving hell.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Oh god imagine being stuck on a day trip with that bell end.

Jessant
Jun 16, 2001

onoflalks posted:

After the first song, surely they should've stopped. Surely.

This is BUSINESS you have to push them hard or you will be run over.

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES

Devol_Tettran posted:

:siren: Wheels on the bus :siren:

Oh poo poo. This is awful!

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Shut the gently caress up shut the gently caress up shut the gently caress up shut the gently caress up urgghhhh.

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
james was reading the words to Wheels on the Bus

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001
It is a very good thing that the actual tour doesn't matter at all, providing the entire group don't ask for a refund. Much like Sugar's business, all that matters is the initial sale.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
gonna be surprised if james doesn't end up getting strangled with his mic cord on the way home

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
I can see it now. Jimmy's team will win on bullshit few quid* and he'll escape to do children's songs for another week.

I see you, Apprentice edit, I see you.




*Because of the goddamn t-shirts

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

£2.10/head actually seems like quite a lot, looking at the absolute shite they bought.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I actually find this more embarrassing than last weeks episode.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
BUY OUR poo poo PEOPLE BUY BUY BUY

Wingon
May 7, 2007

LETS GO DRINK DRUNK

Gorn Myson posted:

I actually find this more embarrassing than last weeks episode.

It's quite the accomplishment. This is goddamned dreadful.

gently caress off, Jimmy.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

And the £2.10 doesn't include drinks? Seriously?

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Yeah you don't get any water with this food, you only paid £100 for this.

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES

Nettle Soup posted:

£2.10/head actually seems like quite a lot, looking at the absolute shite they bought.

They bought stuff from a wholesaler that is cheaper in a supermarket.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Someone stopped up the shitter?

Good Lord.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
someone's done a violent poo poo in the coach toilet

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

I'm a medieval literature buff, so they better not gently caress up Chaucer I swear to loving gawd

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Aww, yeah. Blocked toilet on the coach. Welcome to England, tourists! It's a traditional part of the UK experience...



Karen wearing sunglasses to hide eyes going round like Thomas the Tank.

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003

Gorn Myson posted:

I actually find this more embarrassing than last weeks episode.


Wingon posted:

It's quite the accomplishment. This is goddamned dreadful.

gently caress off, Jimmy.

I feel so sorry for the people on the tour; they've had a day of their holiday wasted by this bellend!

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
i really think james just wants a gig in kids' telly. every task is wackiness and dressing up

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
They really should have hired actual tour guides

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Philipe's stand-up was hilarious.

That was stand-up yeah?

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

XMNN posted:

someone's done a violent poo poo in the coach toilet

Is there nothing Jimmy will stop at?

Wingon
May 7, 2007

LETS GO DRINK DRUNK

Dr Scoofles posted:

I'm a medieval literature buff, so they better not gently caress up Chaucer I swear to loving gawd

They're going to give middle english a go. And it will he absolutely rubbish.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Gorn Myson posted:

I actually find this more embarrassing than last weeks episode.

I can't disagree with this, last week they were only bullshitting people from Buzzfeed who are probably used to it, this week they're dealing with people who have paid to go on a loving tour with them.

And Felipe is boring the bollocks off me.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

pippy posted:

They bought stuff from a wholesaler that is cheaper in a supermarket.

Exactly, I'm sure they could have put on a basic buffet for that £50. Something better than that!

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Welcome to the 14th Century! Yes, the bog is still full of poo poo!

:siren: Singsong promised :siren:

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES

RedLobster posted:

They really should have hired actual tour guides

Didn't you see the episode where one of then did a really good inspirational talk last season? They're trying to do that.

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Welcome pilgrims, and goodbye!

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Yes, more sing-song.

That's what this tour needs.

Flux Wildly
Dec 20, 2004

Welkum tü Zanydu!

Apologies for leaving mid-tour but hey, let's have another sing-song!

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
"A lot of work to do on the journey home..."

Oh god...

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003

pippy posted:

Didn't you see the episode where one of then did a really good inspirational talk last season? They're trying to do that.

To be fair the lady who did Blenheim palace looked like she might've been OK!

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Robnoxious posted:

Philippe wants you to join our coach tour because I am Philippe and you enjoy a bargain and Philippe says you are getting sleeeeepy.
prescient

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

I've worked my BALLS off so tip me!

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lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

pippy posted:

Didn't you see the episode where one of then did a really good inspirational talk last season? They're trying to do that.

We miss you Neil "Beard" Clough

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