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There's not enough blob monsters in modern horror. Seriously, people just seem to actively avoid the subject.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:I don't get it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo
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Nov 3, 2014 07:36
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Hah, I remember reading that one back before it was revised, when it was just "giant enigmatic blob of molasses." Well played. And that has to be the shortest shaggy-dog story I've ever seen. Alien Arcana has a new favorite as of 22:44 on Nov 3, 2014 |
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Nov 3, 2014 22:40
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My favourite, which I can't find again, was like three sentences about a dinosaur fossil with a bullet in it. Very neat and flas-fictionny. I suppose they jettisonned it or bloated it with TLDR [REDACTED] rape stories.
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Nov 4, 2014 00:45
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Arguably: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17O3lL1aUrg
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Nov 5, 2014 03:46
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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Anaconda didn't sample the 1-900-MIXALOT line, so it was almost definitely inspired by Baby Got Back.
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Nov 5, 2014 03:53
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Oh god, my browser wouldn't pop out the interview, so I couldn't see the punchline. I feel dumb now.
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Nov 5, 2014 04:06
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-247 , "a Harmless Kitten". In this one, the Foundation does actual experiments! With a control group!
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Parahexavoctal posted:http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-247 , "a Harmless Kitten". quote:and second, a psychic component which radiates outward from the subject (diminishing according to the inverse square law and reaching half strength at █ meters). Any sentient being within this field comes under the impression that SCP-247 is completely harmless, regardless of prior knowledge or experience. Individuals in this field also show extreme reluctance to harm or allow others to harm SCP-247, even while being actively harmed by the subject. This psychic field can be blocked with SCP-148, or avoided by striking from well outside its effective range. Not really a big deal. Just a vague annoyance. Strudel Man has a new favorite as of 10:20 on Nov 5, 2014 |
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Nov 5, 2014 10:15
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What was the one SCP that was like a "find the hidden object" game with levels based on the user's past or fears, that eventually forced them into one of the levels?
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Nov 9, 2014 00:04
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The Book of Tamlin. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1590
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Nov 9, 2014 01:05
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I remember that one. The last log is so so grimdark.
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Nov 9, 2014 03:25
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When even SCP Wiki contributors are calling you out in the comments on how unnecessary grimdark the last "welp, time to send you to get molested forever" log is, you done hosed up.
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Nov 9, 2014 04:44
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AmiYumi posted:When even SCP Wiki contributors are calling you out in the comments on how unnecessary grimdark the last "welp, time to send you to get molested forever" log is, you done hosed up. It's a fully nonsensical course of action and therefore patently written for edginess's sake. I laughed out loud. e: oh but it's by DrBright, so it's actually really good and if you don't like it you're wrong *farts forever*
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Nov 9, 2014 08:23
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:It's a fully nonsensical course of action and therefore patently written for edginess's sake. I laughed out loud. Stuff by DrBright has been downvoted into oblivion before, you know. oh, and for the sake of the thread: Flying Farting Sloths. Parahexavoctal has a new favorite as of 14:12 on Nov 9, 2014 |
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Nov 9, 2014 14:09
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Yeah, I was excessively harsh there.
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Nov 9, 2014 18:04
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I don't think that was unnecessarily harsh considering that is really loving stupid regardless of who wrote it. "Welp thanks for humoring us and our wacky experiment! Go get raped forever now!"
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Nov 10, 2014 04:39
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In my headcanon I pretend they all stop existing after the door's shut. Same thing that happens to NPCs when you turn off your computer. The game's already over, after all. Bright's still a creep though.
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Nov 10, 2014 05:03
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OK, two new ones. :3-J and one of my favorite "memetic" skips, A Key.
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Nov 10, 2014 05:31
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Has Truth been posted yet? Because it's great.
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Kaiser Mazoku posted:Has Truth been posted yet? Because it's great. Oh, I thought that one would be The Whole Truth.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:e: oh but it's by DrBright, so it's actually really good and if you don't like it you're wrong *farts forever* I remember one time on a Bad SCP From A Higher Up Everyone Upvoted, I made some random comment about this sort of thing after explaining why I didn't like it. Didn't really even think about it after doing it, since it was a footnote to the post. Three weeks later I loaded the site again and noticed someone had sent me a message asking me to respond to the comment I had made, because (as it turns out), a bunch of the other higher-ups were incensed that I said it.
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Nov 10, 2014 19:56
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William Bear posted:The Book of Tamlin. This is so bad. Normally I don't have a problem with the non-Euclidean properties of SCP's items, but this suffers from being too modern and too descriptive. Specifically, the fact that it's only a kilobyte is size, contains the numbers 1 to 66,666 as it's code. I'm no computer scientist, but I'm pretty sure that just those characters typed out would put it over 1 kb. Then there's the description of the game, which is also awful. It's a find the object game, so when it describes a hospital room with the object of finding money for your mom's life support, what actually happens? Is the game render its environments as a 3d area to walk around in, or is it a bunch of static images with drawers to open, keys to find, etc. And when they eventually find a door to the room in real life, does it have the same graphics? Why is it designed specifically for touch-screen devices? Why isn't it just an executable written in an unrecognized code? I don't know why I'm so frustrated by it, but it's just such a mangled execution of a possibly good idea that I'm typing all these words and I can't stop! SCP-1590 is a memetic virus disguised as a poorly written SCP entry.
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LawfulWaffle posted:This is so bad. Normally I don't have a problem with the non-Euclidean properties of SCP's items, but this suffers from being too modern and too descriptive. Specifically, the fact that it's only a kilobyte is size, contains the numbers 1 to 66,666 as it's code. I'm no computer scientist, but I'm pretty sure that just those characters typed out would put it over 1 kb. Then there's the description of the game, which is also awful. It's a find the object game, so when it describes a hospital room with the object of finding money for your mom's life support, what actually happens? Is the game render its environments as a 3d area to walk around in, or is it a bunch of static images with drawers to open, keys to find, etc. And when they eventually find a door to the room in real life, does it have the same graphics? Why is it designed specifically for touch-screen devices? Why isn't it just an executable written in an unrecognized code? Yes the problem with this story about the foundation sending an innocent girl to be raped forever is that it doesn't explain why the program is for touch-screen devices.
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It runs on iRape.
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Does anyone have a link to that thread where someone wanted a program that would automatically write out numerals from 1 to N? There were a lot of hilarious responses, many of them below 1 KB in size.
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Nov 10, 2014 21:00
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Chamale posted:Does anyone have a link to that thread where someone wanted a program that would automatically write out numerals from 1 to N? There were a lot of hilarious responses, many of them below 1 KB in size. Here. The file he wanted was over 100 gb 
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Here is 173's less lethal, but somehow creepier, cousin: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-650Gils posted:Here. The file he wanted was over 100 gb  purestrain
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck I can't find it now but my absolute favorite joke SCP was basically a normal 5-year-old boy that the foundation had abducted from his parents. There were a handful of brief experimentation logs, that mostly ended with the kid crying and saying he wanted to go home. I can't find it now though 
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718 I don't know if this is the best of Series III, but Jesus Christ. 
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ungulateman posted:http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718 Yeah, cheesy as all hell.
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I'm not techie enough to understand that one well, it's a neat set-up but nothing about it is particularly scary.
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Zeroisanumber posted:I'm not techie enough to understand that one well, it's a neat set-up but nothing about it is particularly scary. You didn't get to the end? That "play" link which takes you to a 'transcript of an audio recording' and the line "We must declare human death a Keter SCP and contain it at any cost"? Son of Thunderbeast posted:Fuuuuuuuuuuck I can't find it now but my absolute favorite joke SCP was basically a normal 5-year-old boy that the foundation had abducted from his parents. There were a handful of brief experimentation logs, that mostly ended with the kid crying and saying he wanted to go home. I can't find it now though I think you mean the last item in SCP-5308-J, "the collection".
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Parahexavoctal posted:You didn't get to the end? That "play" link which takes you to a 'transcript of an audio recording' and the line "We must declare human death a Keter SCP and contain it at any cost"? I don't see any difference between it and ages and ages of myths about eternal torment in hell for most of humanity. Also Dr. Who just totally used the concept in the finale. It was just a scam, however.
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Parahexavoctal posted:You didn't get to the end? That "play" link which takes you to a 'transcript of an audio recording' and the line "We must declare human death a Keter SCP and contain it at any cost"? Oh. I didn't realize that it continued that far down the page. It's pretty good. Pleasantly Lovecraftian.
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Parahexavoctal posted:I think you mean the last item in SCP-5308-J, "the collection". Yes! Thank you! Link for the lazy: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5308-j
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Acne Rain posted:I don't see any difference between it and ages and ages of myths about eternal torment in hell for most of humanity. No, you see, hell would be fine. I won't be lonely there, I'm sure I'll see all my friends. 
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Acne Rain posted:I don't see any difference between it and ages and ages of myths about eternal torment in hell for most of humanity. As someone for whom organ donation is a deadly serious topic that should never be ignored, the things these stories infer is deeply troubling. Media are rarely, if ever, what I would call supportive of my particular movement.
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-962 , an SCP that likes humanity and wants to help us. Oh, and http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2731 -- a new kind of hell. Parahexavoctal has a new favorite as of 14:16 on Nov 15, 2014 |
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https://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1344-j This one is just so stupid, but it still got a laugh out of me.
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