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Dane
Jun 18, 2003

mmm... creamy.

DekeThornton posted:

Why would it matter if you use crutons from a bag or toast your own for stuffing? It's just dry bread that will turn into mush anyway. Why does the original form of it matter?

Also, have some Scandinavian themed food porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksEcQhcNIA

It's a damned shame that Puglisi is so bad on tv, he's extremely knowledgeable, charming and funny, and his food is just loving aMAAAYYYYYYYYzing.

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Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Happy Hat posted:

Serious question on turkeys...

How does wild turkey taste like? Is it different than farm bred? More gamy?

More gamey, yes, but not nearly as bad as some people would lead you to believe. It has a lot more flavor... meatier, in a good way. The dark meat seems fattier then that on farm turkeys, maybe this is because hunting season is late fall/early winter.

I love wild turkey.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
So if I preheat my giant cast iron pan, put my stuffing in it, then lay a spatchcocked turkey on top and roast it, it has the potential to be really good, right? Sounds pretty plausible to me. Could even get a nice crispy bottom on the stuffing, legit flavored by turkey drippings.

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.
I am still looking for an all natural vegan raw ink. Most answers I get mention charcoal but that ain't raw. Anyone with suggestions here?

>______<

loving vegans.

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

Grape juice?

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

dino. posted:

I am still looking for an all natural vegan raw ink. Most answers I get mention charcoal but that ain't raw. Anyone with suggestions here?

>______<

loving vegans.

Bic? I understand they grow on trees.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

So if I preheat my giant cast iron pan, put my stuffing in it, then lay a spatchcocked turkey on top and roast it, it has the potential to be really good, right? Sounds pretty plausible to me. Could even get a nice crispy bottom on the stuffing, legit flavored by turkey drippings.

Kenji had a couple problems doing a whole turkey, but seems like you can just remove the turkey halfway through if your stuffing is getting overcooked.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2012/11/the-food-lab-roast-turkey-breast-for-a-small-gathering.html

radthibodaux
Nov 1, 2011

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

Happy Hat posted:

Serious question on turkeys...

How does wild turkey taste like? Is it different than farm bred? More gamy?

It's like the whole bird is dark meat. In other words, it's fantastic.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

radthibodaux posted:

It's like the whole bird is dark meat. In other words, it's fantastic.

I don't really like turkey and I HATE white turkey meat (always so dry!) so that sounds better to me.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

dino. posted:

I am still looking for an all natural vegan raw ink. Most answers I get mention charcoal but that ain't raw. Anyone with suggestions here?

>______<

loving vegans.

rofl, is this post for real?

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

DekeThornton posted:

Why would it matter if you use crutons from a bag or toast your own for stuffing? It's just dry bread that will turn into mush anyway. Why does the original form of it matter?


The bread matters. Mushy stuffing is not very good. You really should be adding only enough stock to make the soft parts of the bread mushy and soften the crust so there are still some texture differences. That's how I like my stuffing anyway. I realize most people prefer bread goop though.

Echeveria
Aug 26, 2014

We already had thanksgiving :canada:

Our meal is always cooked from scratch, but we always have box stuffing, and I loving love it. Dark turkey meat, stuffing, gravy all mashed together omnom. I want another thanksgiving.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
Being completely incompetent on turkeys and the preparation thereof, I would assume that the stuffing primarily was there to add taste to the bird itself, hence pointing me in the direction of apples, walnuts, prunes, fresh plums and possibly a shitload of rosemary(mainly because I am drunk and on a Rosemary binge lately).

But it seems that the stuffing is the taste condenser - rather than the taste giver, and that would point me in the direction of durum heavy bread with a lot of malt (beer) in it..

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
Yeah - I need to post the æbleskive recipe too...

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

Happy Hat posted:

Being completely incompetent on turkeys and the preparation thereof, I would assume that the stuffing primarily was there to add taste to the bird itself, hence pointing me in the direction of apples, walnuts, prunes, fresh plums and possibly a shitload of rosemary(mainly because I am drunk and on a Rosemary binge lately).

But it seems that the stuffing is the taste condenser - rather than the taste giver, and that would point me in the direction of durum heavy bread with a lot of malt (beer) in it..

Stuffing (wrongly) thought to give flavor to the bird, these days if people insist on doing a whole roast I think it's better to put aromatics like thyme, sage, lemon, onion, celery in the cavity but not so much that it's "stuffed" per se. It actually dries out the bird more because in order to cook it to safe temp you are napalming the rest of the meat. Tradition vs practicality vs contemporary opinions, people have strong opinions on it mostly based on what they grew up with. iirc Wiggles specifically has strong opinions about stuffing in that if it's not in the bird the terrorists win or something.

pedantic pedantry: if it's not in the bird it's techically "dressing" :eng101:

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

GrAviTy84 posted:

Tradition vs practicality vs contemporary opinions, people have strong opinions on it mostly based on what they grew up with.

Much wisdom quoted here.
Tradition is a powerful thing. Specially if it's something you only do twice a year, because there is way more pressure to not gently caress it up.

My folks did let me spatchcock the turkey last year though. Despite my mother's trepidations, the meat was super delicious. The only drawback was coming up with a new way to cook the stuffing, which wasn't a big deal in the end. Stuffing was fine, no one complained.



I just showed the GF the insane tofu spiral from last week, and she had a good laugh. As a non meat eater, she eats a ton of tofu, and she is a big proponent of "tofu needs a lot of flavor".

In retrospect, what is so insane about it is tofu-lady's constant doubling down on a bad opinion, and then eventually waffling enough to claim she has agreed with us all long. Why can people never admit that they are wrong? I've said plenty of dumb poo poo in here over the years, you take your lumps and move on.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

Squashy Nipples posted:


My folks did let me spatchcock the turkey last year though. Despite my mother's trepidations, the meat was super delicious. The only drawback was coming up with a new way to cook the stuffing, which wasn't a big deal in the end. Stuffing was fine, no one complained.


as much as AB is a total douchenozzle now, this is a pretty cool technique I might do with the stuffing this year

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/...ox-recipe-video

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

GrAviTy84 posted:

Stuffing (wrongly) thought to give flavor to the bird, these days if people insist on doing a whole roast I think it's better to put aromatics like thyme, sage, lemon, onion, celery in the cavity but not so much that it's "stuffed" per se. It actually dries out the bird more because in order to cook it to safe temp you are napalming the rest of the meat. Tradition vs practicality vs contemporary opinions, people have strong opinions on it mostly based on what they grew up with. iirc Wiggles specifically has strong opinions about stuffing in that if it's not in the bird the terrorists win or something.

pedantic pedantry: if it's not in the bird it's techically "dressing" :eng101:

The Thanksgiving bird must be stuffed, or it's like we never threw off the yoke of King Geoge in the first place! Of course, if you roast upside down for most of your roasting time and then flip at the end to brown the breast skin, you get a nice moist bird that's good for presentation as well. Also helps to have lots of butter in the stuffing and to use a proper turkey (wild or heritage breed).

On the other hand, turkey at Thanksgiving is the only time I stuff.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Echeveria posted:

Our meal is always cooked from scratch, but we always have box stuffing, and I loving love it. Dark turkey meat, stuffing, gravy all mashed together omnom. I want another thanksgiving.

Same here. We have 30-40 people at our get together, generally. A bird from my parent's farm (or two, 3 years ago the bird was 38lbs dressed), lots of traditional plates, some adventurous stuff (vegan/vegetarian stuff), and lots of booze.

Part of the 38lb turkey.


Bonus smoked meat picture!

Daeren
Aug 18, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED

Crusty Nutsack posted:

You can roast the stuffing in the same pan under the spatchcocked bird, if that makes her any more accepting. Look up Kenji's recipe on SeriousEats for roast turkey breast on stuffing. Pretty much the same idea, I don't see why doing it with a whole spatchcocked bird would be much different.

That's exactly where I got the idea from, and what I'm thinking of trying.

Also, for all y'all who don't spatchcock chicken when roasting it, do it. It's only a little more effort to prep and it makes cooking the white meat and the dark meat to the same temperature way, way less frustrating.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GrAviTy84 posted:

as much as AB is a total douchenozzle now

What'd he do? He was a big inspiration for me towards the Culinary lyfe.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Manuel Calavera posted:

What'd he do? He was a big inspiration for me towards the Culinary lyfe.

The show was great, but now that he's dealing with fans directly, he comes across pretty badly, making racially insensitive jokes, gay jokes, and generally being condescending. I don't think there's any one huge thing he did to be a douche, it's just lots of little douchey things.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH
I spatchcocked last year and it was a huge hit, to the point where my roommate who normally goes all four day blog binge pedantic on the best way to do any given dish was blown away, considering all I did was cut it up the backbone, salt it, and let it chill overnight in the fridge. Simple and to the point, man.

As for AB, man, sucks if people think he's kind of a dick. He's never been anything but charming and mildly curmudgeonly in that old Southern style that I find pleasant. Maybe all that time spent around Food Network handlers has kind of erased his good, dorky cheer for some.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

GrAviTy84 posted:

The bread matters. Mushy stuffing is not very good. You really should be adding only enough stock to make the soft parts of the bread mushy and soften the crust so there are still some texture differences. That's how I like my stuffing anyway. I realize most people prefer bread goop though.
Yeah, that's pretty much how I put together stuffing. And since I used to always do the bird(s) in a smoker (now I sometimes I fabricate the birds raw and then do the white meat in the puddle machine) I was always doing the stuffing separately anyway.

For whatever it's worth, whenever it's presented to a crowd of people, it seems to be one of those things that's like a complete loving revelation to everyone even though it's falling-off-a-log easy to get right if you're not using a bird carcass as a cooking vessel.

Steve Yun posted:

The show was great, but now that he's dealing with fans directly, he comes across pretty badly, making racially insensitive jokes, gay jokes, and generally being condescending. I don't think there's any one huge thing he did to be a douche, it's just lots of little douchey things.
It's great that he introduced a lot of people to cooking, but I think he's effectively institutionalised a lot of dumb ideas. Not the least of which being that sharpening knives is some sort of super scary inner cabal secret that ordinary people shouldn't approach---which is exactly the sort of horseshit attitude that he spent so much time trying to dispel about a lot of other food subjects.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Haha yeah, sharpening knives is too hard for you regular people, but here let me show you how to make a home-made tandoori oven out of a giant planter and an angle grinder

Buuuut I think most of the backlash against Alton has less to do with food stuff and more about not-dealing-well-with-other-people stuff:

http://cleanplatter.wordpress.com/2011/09/18/the-taste-of-disillusionment/

Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Nov 15, 2014

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
He told me I had my head up my rear end on Twitter. Because I called him out for supporting Paula Deen's not announcing her diabetes until she found a way to profit from it.

Edit: I don't have any hard feelings. It was a funny moment. But he's still a corporate shill for supporting Deen.

Edit 2: He introduced me to science behind cooking and McGhee. But he overly complicates everything.

Edit 3: and his flavor profiles suck

Flash Gordon Ramsay fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Nov 16, 2014

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Also he's all "no unitaskers" and the he's like "now buy 6 steaming trays and a 3 foot bolt and use them to make a chicken wing steaming rig"

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
I still like the show though for beginners and kids.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
To put it most nerdily, can we take Good Eats and Feasting On Asphalt as ABs Matrix and Animatrix, and the rest of his stuff as Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions? I mean, short of an uncomfortable sex rave sceen...

Actually, wait, the other AB (Bourdain) took him to a strip joint that one time. Ha!

http://www.eater.com/2013/1/15/6494743/watch-bourdain-take-alton-brown-to-the-legendary-atlanta-strip-club

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Nov 16, 2014

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Vegetable Melange posted:


As for AB, man, sucks if people think he's kind of a dick. He's never been anything but charming and mildly curmudgeonly in that old Southern style that I find pleasant. Maybe all that time spent around Food Network handlers has kind of erased his good, dorky cheer for some.

He's kinda racist in a "no, man, I can say this, I have black friends" kind of way.

Daeren
Aug 18, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED
I'm very happy that Alton Brown got me introduced to cooking as something to experiment with, a science and art at once, with mind-boggling possibilities beyond the basics - and that the basics were a lot more nuanced and beautiful than I'd given credit for.

However, now that I'm branching out a lot more, I'd say his most valuable contribution was simply to introduce me to Harold McGee. On Food and Cooking was as much of a stepping stone, if not a bigger one, in improving my cooking.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Casu Marzu posted:

He's kinda racist in a "no, man, I can say this, I have black friends" kind of way.

He's outrageously lovely and racist. gently caress him.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH

Casu Marzu posted:

He's kinda racist in a "no, man, I can say this, I have black friends" kind of way.

"curmudgeonly in that old Southern kind of way" were my words, and I'm not defending it, but that's what that is. Product of a different time and place given a megaphone and unaware that today, everyone is watching. And listening. And recording.

gently caress anybody who makes a joke about people with less power than them. That goes double for anybody in the lights.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Vegetable Melange posted:

"curmudgeonly in that old Southern kind of way" were my words, and I'm not defending it, but that's what that is. Product of a different time and place given a megaphone and unaware that today, everyone is watching. And listening. And recording.

gently caress anybody who makes a joke about people with less power than them. That goes double for anybody in the lights.

Except Albanians, of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUt8NcJ6eEE

Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!

Casu Marzu posted:

He's kinda racist in a "no, man, I can say this, I have black friends" kind of way.

Also kind of a homophobe in a "jesus says so" kind of way.

Ten years ago I would have dropped $100 I couldn't afford on seeing him live. I could easily have afforded to see him last night at 50% more than that but didn't. Kenji is my guru now.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Steve Yun posted:

Haha yeah, sharpening knives is too hard for you regular people, but here let me show you how to make a home-made tandoori oven out of a giant planter and an angle grinder

Buuuut I think most of the backlash against Alton has less to do with food stuff and more about not-dealing-well-with-other-people stuff:

http://cleanplatter.wordpress.com/2011/09/18/the-taste-of-disillusionment/

I enjoy how the comments confirm that Jaques Pepin really is as nice as you'd hope.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Computer viking posted:

I enjoy how the comments confirm that Jaques Pepin really is as nice as you'd hope.

Jacques Pepin is the spiritual grandpa of GWS. :3:

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
poo poo...

Got asked if I wanted a CIO job at undisclosed company..

I am my own class enemy!

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Happy Hat posted:

poo poo...

Got asked if I wanted a CIO job at undisclosed company..

I am my own class enemy!

Take it and wage ceaseless war on HR from your position of power.

therattle fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Nov 16, 2014

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

therattle posted:

Take and wage ceaseless war on HR from your position of power.

Doesn't he already wage ceaseless war on HR?

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