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EngineerJoe posted:She's 42... It might still be possible but time is running out. Maybe they'll adopt a black baby like Steven Spielberg. Well there's obviously issues associated with having a child at her age and up but I'm sure she's well capable. I also don't understand the adoption angle at this point unless she's just insanely desperate to conceive one of her own which, of course, is totally understandable because it's built into her DNA. Like I said, it seems like she'd be a great mom so I wish her luck trying to swing the fight in her favor. I kinda wonder if she won the cat battle(Howard initially only wanted the dog) because Howard conceded it to her for not having a kid and now she's going apeshit with it in hopes of saying "give me a kid and the foster cats disappear".
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GenoCanSing posted:Hi, I want to post in this thread, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oh my god I totally forgot about Nervous Mark, I'm on my way to youtube now
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Crotch Bat posted:... C-level model/actress ... That's generous. Spacemonkey57 posted:I miss the guy that would call in and ask "Hey Imus when is Diedre's book coming out?" Yeah, instead we get Bobo, and Marianne, who is essentially just on the air to plug everything Howard and Beth, and Howard feigns ignorance on it. "What, Beth has a book signing next week? I had no idea. Robin, this book Beth wrote is a great holiday gift for anyone..."
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Sand Monster posted:That's generous. Beth is a published author, she's co-hosted numerous television shows and she's the public face of a huge charitable organization. She's no weird-eyed girl from Glamour or Kristen Ritter, but she's not some skank working the boat show circuit, either.
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Howard is incapable of having another child. He is way too mental.
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What does mhim being mental have to even do with it? He's 60 years old. Let him enjoy retirement like the neurotic jew he is instead of possibly dying before his kids 18th birthday
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Irish Joe posted:Beth is a published author, she's co-hosted numerous television shows and she's the public face of a huge charitable organization. She's no weird-eyed girl from Glamour or Kristen Ritter, but she's not some skank working the boat show circuit, either. Beth is the best example why "published author", "television host", and "public face etc" should never be taken as impressive accomplishments.
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prefect posted:Beth is the best example why "published author", "television host", and "public face etc" should never be taken as impressive accomplishments. Her accomplishments can stand right up there with Jessica Seinfeld, Hilaria Baldwin, or even Katie Lee Joel.
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Ah, Seinfeld's wife, who sued an established cook book author for "stealing" her idea of hiding vegetables in baked goods to fool your children. That takes chutzpah.
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Squashy Nipples posted:Ah, Seinfeld's wife, who sued an established cook book author for "stealing" her idea of hiding vegetables in baked goods to fool your children. Actually it was the other way around. The established author sued Seinfeld's wife.
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If Kathy Griffin considers herself D-List then Beth is way way below that.
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Can you find a trophy wife that will just be happy having tons of money or do they all want careers hosting embarrassing shows on minor basic cable networks?
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Artie was on Opie & Jimmy today. Are they in the same building as Howard? If so I wonder if there was extra security to keep him from going up there. Banned from a studio which still has a big picture of your face hung up in the hallway 
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beep by grandpa posted:Artie was on Opie & Jimmy today. Are they in the same building as Howard? If so I wonder if there was extra security to keep him from going up there. Banned from a studio which still has a big picture of your face hung up in the hallway Is Jim Norton now the official co-star of that show? If so, good for him; he's funny, and seems like an okay guy.
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Yeah Jimmy Norton has been cohosting since Anthony got himself fired over the summer. Jimmy is fantastic and I only recently discovered him seeing Artie live a couple years ago (Artie was by far the most disappointing act of the night- Atell, Schumer and Norton performed and they were great).
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beep by grandpa posted:Artie was on Opie & Jimmy today. Are they in the same building as Howard? If so I wonder if there was extra security to keep him from going up there. Banned from a studio which still has a big picture of your face hung up in the hallway I presume it was the same building. 
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FogHelmut posted:I presume it was the same building. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIeqnZYdojo&t=61s Might as well leave this here too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrVwI9g2b-A TASTE THE PAIN!! fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Nov 13, 2014 |
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Please please please let him become a regular on that show. I want to see Howard meltdown over that.
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TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIeqnZYdojo&t=61s "It was like listening to a really smart, funny Klan meeting." 
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The Squatty Potty guy was on Shark Tank this week. He said for every $1 they spend on advertising on the stern show they get $4-5 back in sales. Does anyone in sales/advertising know if that's good for a show like this?
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It's that time of the year again... Winter is when there are no leaves on the trees Winter is when we say goodbye to the birds and the bees Winter is when we get an extra hour of Zs Winter is when a red suited man brings us all lots of glee Winter is when the snow falls, and we yell Happy New Year? Winter is when you turn a special girl or guy's heart bright red with love and cheer Until this time again next year. Winter goes away And the birds and the bees, and the leaves on the trees, and the extra hour of Zs all go back to where they should be. Winter-Spring
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Welp looks like I'll be staying up until midnight tonight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFfyA2qhfA In my weaker moments, I almost pity some of these hosts.
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He's looked like every female art or music middle school teacher to ever exist. Would.
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Howard looks like a giant Rhea Perlman with a five o'clock shadow.
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I never listened to Howard in the 90s and only a tiny bit in the 2000s toward the end of the decade. Now it's mostly just crushing youtube packs and occasional live shows. Before really listening I'd always got the impression that Howard was the radio embodiment of being a rockstar, like how he kind of was in Private Parts. Just looking at his body language in that picture (and a lot of pictures and videos) he looks so drat uncomfortable. Was he always like that?
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His hair looks stupid. Really give it up, if you must insist on keeping long hair then stop having every curl styled and just leave it a bit rugged and tie it in a pony tail or something. Beth looks like a loving alien, I never once thought she was hot, they were the bits near the end of the artie era which would make me cringe the most when everyone would kiss howards arse saying how fit she was. She seems like a bloody nice woman but honestly I see sexier women every day.
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She is incredibly fit, you really can't argue that. But her taste in clothing is terrible, and yeah, she just isn't very pretty.
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Howard needs Chinderwear.EATIN SHRIMP posted:I never listened to Howard in the 90s and only a tiny bit in the 2000s toward the end of the decade. Now it's mostly just crushing youtube packs and occasional live shows. Before really listening I'd always got the impression that Howard was the radio embodiment of being a rockstar, like how he kind of was in Private Parts. Just looking at his body language in that picture (and a lot of pictures and videos) he looks so drat uncomfortable. Was he always like that? I dunno when his daily psychotherapy sessions started but I'm pretty sure he's always been like that. I mean yeah, he is as popular as a rockstar but the nature of his profession pretty much isolates him from his audience. He clearly doesn't like going out though, because every time he and Beth go to some premier or other function it's always the biggest goddamn ordeal in the world. "Robin, we had to wait five minutes before someone walked us to our seats! It was harrible!" And yet, Howard still tries to play the Common Man card even though he hasn't been in the same income bracket as 90% of his audience for the last two decades at least. Then again he married a woman many years his junior who clearly won't put up with him locking himself in the basement and jerking it to babysitter porn every night so who the gently caress knows what's going on in his brain. I bet he'd blame it on that time he smoked pot back in college though. haljordan fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Nov 16, 2014 |
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I think its the big Chiclets sized fake looking teeth that makes him look weird, Gary must be really under the thumb not to mock him for it. Job be damned he has what nearly thirty years of teeth jokes to get revenge for.
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DeadBonesBrook posted:I think its the big Chiclets sized fake looking teeth that makes him look weird, Gary must be really under the thumb not to mock him for it. Job be damned he has what nearly thirty years of teeth jokes to get revenge for. No loving way Gary is that stupid. I'm sure Artie got yelled at when he made fun of Beth at the roast even though there were countless jokes about his dead loving father.
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"And then 'Man in the Mirror' came ahn, and I just luawst it."
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At least the are holding a dog and not 75 goddamn cats
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On a similar vein, I loved it when Gary just suddenly lost it when trying to talk about that Elton John song because it reminds him of his brother. He's an alright guy 
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kylej posted:
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Keg posted:He absolutely does not. That's good for 60, imo.
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