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I like the pink turban and what appears to be a basket and flute, I imagine to suggest a charmed snake. Those are clever pieces of business for an auto-fellatio shoot.
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syscall girl posted:Lol at asking goons to be patient re: porn. But that's the thing, it isn't even porn at this point any more, it's an exploration of a cultural relic. If that video gear didn't make you more aroused than whatever's on that tape, then you don't belong on this forum
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Sentient Data posted:But that's the thing, it isn't even porn at this point any more, it's an exploration of a cultural relic. If that video gear didn't make you more aroused than whatever's on that tape, then you don't belong on this forum  Anyone who can get off to this should get some kind of prize.
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Everybody calm down, please. Atomic Thumbs has been nice enough to volunteer his time for this project, he can do it however he likes, and for the record I am also interested in seeing the process. I guess doing this kind of poo poo every day for a living makes it less magical for me. I'm just super baffled about what "documentary" could possibly be squeezed out of the process. Hook deck to computer, put tape in deck, play tape while using computer software to record it, file>export>porno.mov quote:Patience. Real porno-archeology isn't glamorous like in the movies, it's a painstaking dedication. As painstaking as going and getting a sandwich while the computer captures the tape I guess. I mean if goons are into it then cool, but when he started talking about actually filming himself push play it just gave me pause.
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Huntersoninski posted:I guess doing this kind of poo poo every day for a living makes it less magical for me. I'm just super baffled about what "documentary" could possibly be squeezed out of the process. Hook deck to computer, put tape in deck, play tape while using computer software to record it, file>export>porno.mov We know the porno is going to be awful, so we're just milking this for all the anticipation and entertainment we can get out of it.
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Huntersoninski posted:I guess doing this kind of poo poo every day for a living makes it less magical for me. I'm just super baffled about what "documentary" could possibly be squeezed out of the process. a documentary can be about anything. in this case, the op's first post is the opening monologue. there's a bunch of stuff there to expand on: film school, go back and visit the weird 'tape by the pound' store, op's reasons why this film belongs in a museum. then you go and talk to the people who made the film, and it humanizes the narrative. you see the 'making a living' side behind it and the porn industry overlaid on the op's film school take on it at the end, the op sits down to watch the tape, you see him press play, and the credits roll. sell copies of the porno by mail for 
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i would watch a documentary about ron jeremy and buck adams
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quakster posted:i would watch a documentary about ron jeremy and buck adams After Porn Ends (2012) is pretty interesting. Not very much Ron Jeremy, though. And I don't know whether Buck features at all. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1291547/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt Also, it is less depressing than the pinball documentary "Special When Lit" or the arcade games documentary "Chasing Ghosts".
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Suicide Sam E. posted:After Porn Ends (2012) is pretty interesting. Not very much Ron Jeremy, though. And I don't know whether Buck features at all.
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atomicthumbs posted:I probably should've started storyboarding before I started shooting. I'm learning so much! Star wipes please
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Speaking of Ron Jeremy's shlong, therre's a horror movie called One Eyed Monster about a porn shoot in some cabins in the mountains, where aliens possess Ron's dick and have go arouund loving and killing everyone (not necessarily in that order).
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Choco1980 posted:Speaking of Ron Jeremy's shlong, therre's a horror movie called One Eyed Monster about a porn shoot in some cabins in the mountains, where aliens possess Ron's dick and have go arouund loving and killing everyone (not necessarily in that order). Sounds like some fine entertainment.
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It's actually pretty good. It's played totally straight, which helps.
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FactsAreUseless posted:It's actually pretty good. It's played totally straight, which helps. My problem with a lot of pornography is the lack of commitment to character and/or plot which ruins my immersion. I guess I prefer either watch regular people have unscripted sex (voyeurism)? or being whisked away to an imaginary sex realm where sleazy people get what they are after instead of prosecuted? Either way, it has to be all one direction or the other. Except for hilarious porn bloopers which straddle the line between true-to-life and improbable porn actors and plot-stuff. Like that naked, bearded guy dancing behind the couple having sex on a couch is hilarious. And that one amateur video where the woman sneezes after giving her guy head and semen comes out of her nose has an intense, forbidden erotic thrill to me. I guess all sex should either be entertaining or arousing, pornography or not? Should probably get lunch before posting any more rambling nonsense.
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One Eyed Monster isn't porn. It's just a horror film set in the world of porn. Ron Jeremy isn't even in it very much, as his monster dick detaches itself and runs amok. Veronica Hart's amazing kegel ability is also a plot point.
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Choco1980 posted:One Eyed Monster isn't porn. It's just a horror film set in the world of porn. Ron Jeremy isn't even in it very much, as his monster dick detaches itself and runs amok. Veronica Hart's amazing kegel ability is also a plot point. I still stand by what I said.
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So there is going to be a kickstarter to get this out correct? I want a copy on blu-ray and a t-shirt that will let every person i walk by that i paid money to get an old porno re-released
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Miker525 posted:So there is going to be a kickstarter to get this out correct? I want a copy on blu-ray and a t-shirt that will let every person i walk by that i paid money to get an old porno re-released I hate to agree, but this. ^^^ Additional goals include Hornio Bros T. Uncensored Hornio Bros T unfit for polite society. "Get Hornio" postcards by DeviantArt commission (set of 5). Blu-ray with commentary track by atomicthumbs and his drunk neighbor with "the making of" featurette and bonus features. 5x7 photograph of Captain Lou Albano with forged Ron Jeremy signature and dedication. This could go all the way. It would have to be fast, though, before some narc tells Nintendo.
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quakster posted:i would watch a documentary about ron jeremy and buck adams Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0282856/ It's super depressing.
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i misread Adams as Angel so my interest just dropped a little tbqh
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Now I just want to watch Ron Jeremy gently caress Buck Angel just for the spectacle of it.
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Twitch posted:Now I just want to watch Ron Jeremy gently caress Buck Angel just for the spectacle of it. In a fursuit. When was the same time you saw
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Twitch posted:Now I just want to watch Ron Jeremy gently caress Buck Angel just for the spectacle of it. the other way round would be a dream come true, in 4K resolution.
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the pressure has been lessened. i am resuming work on the super pornio brothers film film.
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When can we expect the platform game based on the novelization of the documentary?
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este posted:When can we expect the platform game based on the novelization of the documentary? Waiting on the txt adventure by Infocom, personally.
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gently caress da Mods posted:been hard since the thread opened Speak to your physician immediately
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atomicthumbs posted:Speak to your physician immediately For the biggest  ever.
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gently caress da Mods posted:been hard since the thread opened If those balls stay blue any longer were gonna need to amputate
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Waiting on the txt adventure by Infocom, personally. You are standing to the West of Ron Jeremy Blowing Himself. There is a mailbox here.
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Rusty Staub posted:You are standing to the West of Ron Jeremy Blowing Himself. There is a mailbox here. COUNT HAIRS
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After a few futile attempts, you give up. There are far too many hairs on the human hedgehog curled up before you.
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Personally, I'm waiting for the Phillips CDI release.
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Spanish Manlove posted:gbs is meant to be work safe, fyi
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Waiting on the txt adventure by Infocom, personally. Paging: Atma. Atma, to the thread, please.
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I was aware that GBS was supposed to be work-safe, which is why I originally posted this in Cinema Discusso, but apparently that was not the place either. For future reference, where SHOULD a thread like this go? And yes, insert  joke here.
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Zeniel posted:Personally, I'm waiting for the Phillips CDI release. 
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