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Diabolik900 posted:Looks like the trailer will definitely be online on Friday: https://twitter.com/starwars/status/537726713753382913 Remembering to have realistic expectations. It's just a teaser and won't show anything.
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I said come in! posted:Remembering to have realistic expectations. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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How long does it take to pan over a desert to a fallen AT-AT, then have Beard Luke turn around and cut to black with a lightsaber sound. Would that be 88 seconds
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oddium posted:How long does it take to pan over a desert to a fallen AT-AT, then have Beard Luke turn around and cut to black with a lightsaber sound. Would that be 88 seconds No, you also have to get Luke to say "Hell, it's about time."
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oddium posted:How long does it take to pan over a desert to a fallen AT-AT, then have Beard Luke turn around and cut to black with a lightsaber sound. Would that be 88 seconds Hard to say, because the duration is dependant on at least 3 variables: the size of the desert the speed of the camera pan the length of the beard
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It shows a scene where Luke comes out of exile, and it involves him shaving with his lightsaber.
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When he's finished, he checks his reflection in a chromed out storm trooper helmet, looks to camera, and says "groovy". Que Dick Dale
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88 seconds is actually a drat long time for a commercial. Even if they flash a bunch of logos and slow burn into the title they will still be showing a fair amount of footage. Expecting one long hard to identify cut interspersed with a number of quick ones. The long one will center on a set we have already seen. Short ones will flash by fast enough that even obsessive pausing won't reveal much. At least one old school actor and one new one will get a close up. John Williams already recorded music under very little dialog. And I will download and install stupid iTunes just to see it.
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hhhat posted:And I will download and install stupid iTunes just to see it. Or wait literally minutes before it is ripped and uploaded to every single news / media / youtube style website in the world.
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You don't need to install iTunes. iTunes Trailers is just a website: http://trailers.apple.com/
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Holy cow. Doesn't anyone remember when that was THE site for movie trailers? Buncha youngins in here. 
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Jose Oquendo posted:Holy cow. Doesn't anyone remember when that was THE site for movie trailers? Buncha youngins in here. And to bring this full circle, I believe it all started with The Phantom Menace teaser.
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Diabolik900 posted:And to bring this full circle, I believe it all started with The Phantom Menace teaser. I don't know if that the first trailer to go up on that site but it was definitely one of the first. I remember trying to get cracks for QT Pro so I could save the video to my computer.
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I remember when all my trailers were QuickTime. I also remember downloading a 20 MB version of the phantom menace trailer using a modem overnight.
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I'm just going to go ahead and get this out of the way.ntrailer isn't out yet but I've already got my :goo say: out of the way. Trailer is poo poo. Movie will be poo poo. The CGI was incredibly lackluster and the small out of context pieces of dialogue were garbage. The lasers didn't move realistically. Light sabers? Seriously? In 2014? That poo poo is so old I can't believe it. No new ideas, just rehashes. Crying for more practical effects. Bad trailer. Boo. There. I just wrote the next 60 pages of this thread.
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The movie is kinda cool but I'm not able to enjoy it to it's fullest since I'm not 12 years old anymore. Instead of having the innocent and wondrous worldview of a child I am now middle-aged, balding, fat and riddled with emotional troubles that arise from adulthood and this movie painfully reminds me of my inability to no longer enjoy things. One out of five stars.
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Here's my review: As I accelerate towards 40, I am filled with increasing bitterness and self-loathing as I watch my friends grow up, have families and succeed, leaving me far behind. As my only comforts are nostalgia for my childhood, fantasy escapism, and video games, I can only be filled with feelings of frothing rage and betrayal when the trailer for the latest Star Wars movie doesn't fill my broken, jaded adult mind with the same sense of hopeful joy for the future that I had as a child. I wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up.
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oddium posted:I saw Interstellar in IMAX and I specifically remember seeing trailers for Fast 7, Avengers 2, and Hobbit 3 before it Whoa this is me three hours ago. edit: also most teasers are :60 so this will have a lot of content I'm thinking.
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FUCKKHJKHJKHK IT DROPPED EARLY http://youtu.be/s1vN2GNVPlE
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:FUCKKHJKHJKHK Holy poo poo, that was incredible.
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:FUCKKHJKHJKHK I was not disappointed.
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Here's my review: Also Carrie Fisher isn't hot anymore therefore the girl who friendzoned me isn't really worth it.
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Diabolik900 posted:You don't need to install iTunes. iTunes Trailers is just a website: http://trailers.apple.com/ Whatever. I went to that site and I still have to install Quicktime to watch something. It was cool back when nobody else could encode and/or stream HD video online. YouTube me plz. Edit: tried to install Web plugin now because I know the server will get hammered tomorrow. The one they have up is missing a file in its archive. Whoops! hhhat fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Nov 27, 2014 |
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:FUCKKHJKHJKHK Too short, he didn't even
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Here's my review:  if this is actually true even tho its meant as a joke.
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:FUCKKHJKHJKHK This is an even newer trailer leak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etwJnVBHy9c
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I am questioning the realism of that shaky cam
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I'm enjoying all these fake trailers more than I could possibly enjoy the real trailer.
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HIJK posted:I am questioning the verisimilitude of that shaky cam fixed that for you.
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I'm starting to agree. DENGAR YOU MUMMY gently caress
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:fixed that for you.  Superior word choice, sir, thank you.
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For real though, still nervous over the idea of bringing back the old cast. There are so many ways this could gently caress up and just feel like shoe horned in cameos, resulting in a real weak movie for the fans, but a movie that makes 3 billion dollars either way.
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I said come in! posted:For real though, still nervous over the idea of bringing back the old cast. There are so many ways this could gently caress up and just feel like shoe horned in cameos, resulting in a real weak movie for the fans, but a movie that makes 3 billion dollars either way. They may be sidestepping that issue with the teaser, which has been reported by multiple, vetted spoiler hounds as only featuring Ridley and Boyega's characters.
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In order to be canonical, they need an incredibly bad trailer that opens with voiceover: "Somewhere in space, this could all be happening now."
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I was eight and PM was about to be released. I'd spend days scouring the web for hints and leaks. Now, I'm twenty five and doing the exact same thing. Well, instead of days it's more like minutes.
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Mahoning posted:It's Friday on the east coast. I've resigned myself to it launching at 12:01 PST and am just going to go to bed in defeat.
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