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Dienes posted:We can do stupider. Thread title material.
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Dienes posted:We can do stupider. Yeah, when we did the "Let Us Read Terrible Star Wars Books For You" thread in TBB, I went on a lengthy tirade about how loving retarded the lightwhip is. Allow me to sum up: quote:Previously I had stated that this book would introduce the stupidest weapon imaginable. And there it is: A lightwhip. It's a lightsaber...but a whip. Excuse me for a moment.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Yeah, when we did the "Let Us Read Terrible Star Wars Books For You" thread in TBB, I went on a lengthy tirade about how loving retarded the lightwhip is. 
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:they should make a lightsaber gun that shoots light bullets That describes all of the guns in the movies
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arsenicxenon posted:That describes all of the guns in the movies 
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Some kind of lightsaber catapult should show up in the movie.
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oldpainless posted:Some kind of lightsaber catapult should show up in the movie. I can't tell if you are joking or double-joking.
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Trent posted:I can't tell if you are joking or double-joking.
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Until there are dudes with lightsaber armour, we aint seen nothing.
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Did they ever make lightsaber grenades?
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Until there are dudes with lightsaber armour, we aint seen nothing.  ...I think.
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LCN posted:https://www.riemurasia.net/video/Star-Wars-Episode-VII-Teaser-George-Lucas/153129 
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Sandweed posted:The entire EU is dead now. Farage rejoices.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Until there are dudes with lightsaber armour, we aint seen nothing. 
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oldpainless posted:Some kind of lightsaber trebuchet should show up in the movie. Fixed that for you.
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Dienes posted:We can do stupider. 
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Root Bear posted:Fixed that for you. What about a catapult?
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Okay I was wrong can we go back to talking about gamergate instead of star war
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Okay I was wrong can we go back to talking about gamergate instead of star war It's a shame MRA's hate Anita Sarkeesian so much, she has some really good points that get shouted down.
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A bunch of new posts, I wonder
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 He looks like a loving Metal Gear Rising boss! Is that official?
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Trabant posted:A bunch of new posts, I wonder Right? I was expecting anime or a dance party or something  
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Dienes posted:We can do stupider. The lightsaber whip is real dumb and all but personally I like the Skyrim armor she's wearing. What the gently caress do you expect that to do, lady?
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Cicadas! posted:
It was official in the tremendous loving cesspool that was the Star Wars Expanded Universe. When Disney took over, they said all that poo poo was stupid and dumb and didn't exist unless J.J. Abrams said it did.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Yeah, when we did the "Let Us Read Terrible Star Wars Books For You" thread in TBB, I went on a lengthy tirade about how loving retarded the lightwhip is. ... So an urumi, then?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMAsCuDFSUI Picnic Princess posted:Right? I was expecting anime or a dance party or something 
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Dienes posted:We can do stupider. Totally ripped off that season 1 TNG episode that introduced the Ferengi (as horrible Jewish stereotypes). 
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1stGear posted:It was official in the tremendous loving cesspool that was the Star Wars Expanded Universe. When Disney took over, they said all that poo poo was stupid and dumb and didn't exist unless J.J. Abrams said it did. Clearly the only correct option is to make the lightsaber armor the only canon thing from the EU.
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Murderion posted:... So an urumi, then? Which brings us right back around to 
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Steven colbert throws in his two cents about the "lightsaber controversy" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiabUnjU84w
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arsenicxenon posted:Steven colbert throws in his two cents about the "lightsaber controversy" Back when I was teaching, during career day we had a laser scientist from the local university come in to talk about the work he did and do some demonstrations (bending light with fiber optic cables or a stream of water, etc.). At one point he mentioned that the lightsabers from Star Wars were impossible because you can't just make a beam of light stop, and I piped up from the back of the classroom to inform him that, actually, lightsbaers are arcs that curve back into the hilt. That's the story of the day I out-  a literal laser scientist on how lightsabers work.  
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Korgan posted:just Korgan things The hero this thread deserves.
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Doctor Bishop posted:Which brings us right back around to Allegedly this is a fencing thing where one of the people does some kind of counter juke and then the other jukes the juke and you get into a weird spinny bit. happens with fencers fencing their masters/students. Allegedly.
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Spooky Bear Ghost posted:Allegedly this is a fencing thing where one of the people does some kind of counter juke and then the other jukes the juke and you get into a weird spinny bit. happens with fencers fencing their masters/students. No it isn't. It is a bad movie. Common mistake.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:Back when I was teaching, during career day we had a laser scientist from the local university come in to talk about the work he did and do some demonstrations (bending light with fiber optic cables or a stream of water, etc.). At one point he mentioned that the lightsabers from Star Wars were impossible because you can't just make a beam of light stop, and I piped up from the back of the classroom to inform him that, actually, lightsbaers are arcs that curve back into the hilt. I was posting the physics and stuff, but yeah. Honestly, it takes like three seconds to type starwars.com into your internet browser, but even easier to endlessly post every day for months about a universe you're trying to fool people into believing you're not interested in.
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RyokoTK posted:The lightsaber whip is real dumb and all but personally I like the Skyrim armor she's wearing. What the gently caress do you expect that to do, lady? It could be made out of cortosis, which resists lightsabers. 
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Daktar posted:It could be made out of cortosis, which resists lightsabers. And the boobplate? 
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Kavak posted:And the boobplate? Obviously, it must be made out of lactosis. 
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