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Kitfox88 posted:It's not quite a Civic but I miss my Omni. First car I ever owned, never treated me wrong a day in its life. Someone on my street has a 4-door Omni that I'm pretty sure they bought off the lot new. It may very well be the best condition car on the block.
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MikeyTsi posted:Someone on my street has a 4-door Omni that I'm pretty sure they bought off the lot new. It may very well be the best condition car on the block. We got mine used but it was almost pristine, yeah. The old folks who bought it only ever drove it a few times a year it seems, other than basic maintenance it was content to keep on trucking. Till I slide into a ditch in the middle of winter and did an aerial flip after hitting a sign.  rip omni you were more than i deserved as a fuckin' stupid younger person
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paging 13 inch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JksHRTXqSY
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DO IT.
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"Today on Hot Rod Garage, we're going to show you a new welder, a ring and pinion swap in my wife's El Camino, and this guy is going to show us the best way to redecorate the interior of a small truck." I'd watch that on repeat.
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rifles posted:paging 13 inch Holy poo poo! 13" PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE at least apply for this!
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Dec 10, 2014 22:33
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At least do an audition video, holy poo poo.
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Dec 10, 2014 22:35
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Just send them the clip of you ripping the owl pellet. Instantly hired I predict.
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If we're goin to pull this off I'm going to need some supplies first. Starting with two bags of grass and 75 pellets of mescaline. I'll handle the ether.
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We need to somehow get them to hire 13 inch and Ultimateforce. And Blood Magnet. And Moocow. Assemble those four goons into a single gestalt car-fixin-uppin and modifyin' uber AI goon. poo poo. Actually we should just somehow have a car show starting those four guys, we don't need fryburger and finnegan. Give them a shop, a budget, a few pallets of diet mountain dew, beer, and por-15, and let them loose. I would pay money to watch that show.
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Leperflesh posted:poo poo. Actually we should just somehow have a car show starting those four guys, we don't need fryburger and finnegan.
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InitialDave posted:You got a camera. You got a Youtube account. Have at it. I'll set up the wiki
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InitialDave posted:You got a camera. You got a Youtube account. Have at it. We'll need to hire a bag team to
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Leperflesh posted:poo poo. Actually we should just somehow have a car show starting those four guys, we don't need fryburger and finnegan. Give them a shop, a budget, a few pallets of diet mountain dew, beer, and por-15, and let them loose. I would pay money to watch that show. "This week on GOON-AI we strip an 88 Cutlass down to the frame, weld on an assortment of sex toys, then put it back together using the body of a 1979 Wagoneer. Bonus round: text 44-SPIDERZ to enter to win this Miata!* At no point will any progress be made on this season's project, an engine swap of a 350 into a 1990 Dodge Grand Caravan!" * Miata may or may not be in running, near-running, or ruined condition
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Leperflesh posted:We'll need to hire a bag team to
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ExecuDork posted:* Miata may or may not be neon green
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rscott posted:you guys think HBO would pick up a car show? Can we figure out a way to have gratuitous nudity in it? ...of course we can. Yes, I think they'd pick up a car show. We'll sell it as "a cross between Top Gear and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but with Game of Thrones-level sexual content."
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Leperflesh posted:We need to somehow get them to hire 13 inch and Ultimateforce. And Blood Magnet. And Moocow. You need to get CSB in there somehow. Leperflesh posted:Can we figure out a way to have gratuitous nudity in it? Nailed it in one, huh?  and for the CMT version: Kastein, SSS, SiF, and Vitamin J.
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TNN doesn't exist anymore, huh? This week on Junk, we'll compare which angle grinder abrasive disc hurts the most when you catch it in your eye. Then we'll go offroading inside the local mall.
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Seat Safety Switch posted:TNN doesn't exist anymore, huh? Sort of. It morphed into Spike.
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:If we're goin to pull this off I'm going to need some supplies first. Starting with two bags of grass and 75 pellets of mescaline. I've been working as a videographer/editor for a living for a year now, if you wanna actually do this I'd totally volunteer my time. I live in Green Lake, so just pick a weekend.
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Slim Pickens posted:I've been working as a videographer/editor for a living for a year now, if you wanna actually do this I'd totally volunteer my time. I live in Green Lake, so just pick a weekend. Oh man this could be the best thing ever even if you don't win the video will be glorious. 
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Can't be any worse than the shitshows they have on Velocity these days. Anyone else want to punch that fuckface from Gas Monkey right in the dick?
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veedubfreak posted:Anyone else want to punch that fuckface from Gas Monkey right in the dick? With a running start. e: ExecuDork posted:a 350 into a 1990 Dodge Grand Caravan! Turbo Fondant fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Dec 12, 2014 |
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veedubfreak posted:Can't be any worse than the shitshows they have on Velocity these days. Anyone else want to punch that fuckface from Gas Monkey right in the dick? No one is worse than Wayne "I'll break a car and leave it in your driveway" Carini.
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veedubfreak posted:Can't be any worse than the shitshows they have on Velocity these days. Anyone else want to punch that fuckface from Gas Monkey right in the dick? Where can I buy tickets to throw rocks at the dude from graveyard cars? Not the old british dude but the one with the goatee. And leave the wheeler dealer guys be, for the most part they avoid pre-fabricated american TV drama. Ultimately, you should jump on this chance, 13". Who knows, it might make you rich? e:wrong show
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Horse Divorce posted:Where can I buy tickets to throw rocks at the dude from graveyard cars? Not the old british dude but the one with the goatee. And leave the wheeler dealer guys be, for the most part they avoid pre-fabricated american TV drama. I really like Wheeler Dealer, but it does annoy me that he basically never factors in the poor tall guy's labor. Oy we made 2000 dollars on this car after spending a fuckton of man hours, yay profit.
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veedubfreak posted:Oy we made 2000 dollars on this car after spending a fuckton of man hours, yay profit.
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veedubfreak posted:I really like Wheeler Dealer, but it does annoy me that he basically never factors in the poor tall guy's labor. Oy we made 2000 dollars on this car after spending a fuckton of man hours, yay profit. That's true, and the cost of tools and gear are never shown either. Edd uses that transmission jack for just about everything, but how much would it cost me? Hell, how much would a full lift in my garage cost me?
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He doesn't pay Ed anything and makes him live at the shop.
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The worst part is I'd happily watch an hour of 'Ed China fixes shitboxes' without the whole pretending to make a profit off of the whole thing business tacked on.
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They also don't factor in the money the TV show is paying them to be on it, which sort of blows all the other economics of the situation out of the water. Just like it does on Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, Garage Kings, Alligator Hunters, Ice Road Truckers, Hole Diggers, Gold Idiots, Motorcycle Morons, and every other show like this.
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I would watch wheeler dealers with 13 in both roles.
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Zteuer posted:I would watch wheeler dealers with 13 in both holes.
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Zteuer posted:I would watch wheeler dealers with 13 in both roles. One presenter as his own challenger. Gets stoned/drunk/otherwise incapacitated, buys car from Craigslist with no assistance for checking the condition, paperwork, or haggling, must try to do whatever is necessary to turn a profit on it once sobered up.
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This week's mystery substance is Datura. Good luck.
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Dear god no that stuff is straight up dangerous and stupid. Just do mushrooms. gently caress.
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Isn't every datura trip report basically, "well THAT sucked"?
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Next is da joose, and then maybe some krokodil
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