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checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
TNA impact

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Hey, maybe if people didn't have scripted promos, there wouldn't be lines to forget!

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer
Line?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Cardboard Box posted:

no he stumbled over a word he fuckin sucks

Well, he did wait for 10s after he fumbled the line and made a Tyler Breeze face.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

oatgan posted:

that promo was fine

Yep and the crowd ate it up which is cool. ;)

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

As someone who rammed a rake into her eyelid today, gently caress eye injuries.

COME ON BUNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES :byodame:

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

tecnocrat posted:

At the Royal Rumble match............

LINE!

ten takes, and that was the best one

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXg50IARvlE

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
That anguished howl in Kane's theme is the sound of me watching this show.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

armoredgorilla posted:

Okay, time to top Reddit, let's mail a bag of soiled underwear to Vince.

lmao

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
noooooooooo

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



gently caress YES IT'S A KANE MATCH

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Dias posted:

Well, he did wait for 10s after he fumbled the line and made a Tyler Breeze face.

yeah that was kinda funny

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





OH BOY HERE'S KANE TO loving TURN THINGS AROUND!!!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Hace posted:

It was honestly, and it makes me realize that real womens matches are just going to get poo poo on matter what.

no one was giving the NXT women's match any poo poo because it was awesome

this was ok, but basically a RAW level match with a gently caress finish ending

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Oh and a Kane match, brilliant. Brilliant.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Eltoasto posted:

Is he making this up as he goes along?

No, surprisingly he's good at spontaneous wrestletalk but feed him lines and he can't talk for poo poo

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Roman is just doing the Sid gimmick, guys.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Roman Reigns posted:

oh god roman no :cripes:
were you texting this while giving that promo? would explain a lot

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

achillesforever6 posted:

No see Roman should never be given promo time because

:agreed:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



poo poo, I picked Scuba Kane

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Good news everyone, here's Ryback/Kane to wash the taste of those last few matches out of your mouth!

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
this show is so loving bad and it's only gonna get worse

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
main event time

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
http://411mania.com/wrestling/click-here-to-join-411s-live-wwe-tlc-coverage-4/

The match ratings :lol:

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

MAKE IT STOP!

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN MAKE IT STOP!


:byodood: GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

flashy_mcflash posted:

I think the dollar value of actually doing the show vastly outpaces whatever they're making in advertising, ratings not even being a factor.

I think just about any company now taking a stab at nationwide wrestling has to be prepared to lose money for a while. Ted Turner did after all.

Signal 19
Jul 18, 2005

Mega Downs
I feel like they took a white hot crowd and just ruined it

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

oatgan posted:

that promo was fine

Ah do deglare

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

NowonSA posted:

Aww Roman. Your promos need more impact, dear. You're making me sad they're going to feed Lesnar to you, man.

Cena will beat Lesnar then follow it up by beating Roman. When the match is over they will shake hands.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Oh poo poo the back lump is really visible tonight.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Libertarian Dad versus Dumb as gently caress.

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
kane made my roku reset

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Cardboard Box posted:

roman please stop wearing kevlar vests

I think it is legit holding in his guts now.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

RYBACK



RULES

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Real nice of Vince to have back-to-back bathroom break matches just in case you had a burrito stuffed with indian food for dinner

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
When was the last time, or for matter when was there ever a time, when Kane came out to a pop? Any pop?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Hey, maybe if people didn't have scripted promos, there wouldn't be lines to forget!

Insanity

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

NickRoweFillea posted:

this show is so loving bad and it's only gonna get worse

It is indeed very bad

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