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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
fuckin rad

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

THE POWERS OF THE LEGION OF DEMOLITION!

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

waffle iron posted:

The John Cena of Earth 2.

Can't keep my Earths straight, is that crime syndicate cena?

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Oh cool the Ascension is now two Mister Sinisters?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
You know what we need more of? Demolition.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Wait why are the Ascension cosplaying as the Road Warriors now?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
*Ascension comes out for their first Raw match*
*Beat in 2 minutes by Slater Gator*

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Chokes McGee posted:

No, further

Kevin Owens

nah, I want the WWE's only great babyface to beat the WWE's only great non-NXT heel :colbert:

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


GIF THAT GIRL

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

This raw is painful

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

LOD were bad but they are probably better than the ascension

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Is it just me or did they reshoot that promo so this time the camera pans down on the Ascension instead of the Ascension hiding below the camera and then popping up like Muppets? Or did I just imagine that?

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
These guys just like having fun!

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
You can hear this gimmick not working.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i want to buy ascension shoulder pads

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

That sure is one totally apathetic crowd.

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...
new day comes out to silence

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I am hyped for the ascebsion

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

New day for no pyro.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I've turned the corner, I approve of the Legion of Demolition. That could be rad.

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
ha the pyro didn't go off

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


oatgan posted:

LOD were bad but they are probably better than the ascension

Look at this wrong opinion (the first part)

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Nobody told New Day their pyro got taken away because Vince is sick of their gimmick already.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
a new day makes me get douche chills

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHAT A RUSHasdjkhgalkdfsjghaslkdfgkah

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


There's no problem at all with the Ascension having that look

That Guy From Pearldiver
Apr 18, 2001

President and Sole Member of the Andre Braugher Appreciation Society
Woo! Made it in time to see The New Day .....probably lose. Still happy though.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

oatgan posted:

i'm not joking or anything its probably john cena

I'm thinking Juan Cena could use the rub.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Oh god it's not even half over yet. Giving it one more segment and then I'm gonna go to bed.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Who's the poor intern who has to scour the crowd for the one person in a hundred that's actually reacting?

Zack Ryder, probably

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

ew, Lawler

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
That promo was pretty cheesy tbh

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

*Ascension comes out for their first Raw match*
*Beat in 2 minutes by Slater Gator*

The Ascension aren't pretty women so hopefully they're safe from Slater Gator.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Lol the pop for Gold/Stardust was twice as big

Mt. Modular
May 18, 2006

Eventually The Ascension ends up in some match against Los Matadores, and midgets are somehow involved.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

It's the Great Gazoo!

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Starmaaaaaaaaan, waiting in the sky. He knows we'd like to meet him but he thinks he'd blow our minds.

Peter Bazooka
Sep 29, 2005

This isn’t really anything I think I like.

oatgan posted:

LOD were bad

what the gently caress.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

You know what we need more of? Demolition.

:agreed:

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
gazooooooooooooooooooo

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