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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

where the gently caress is the title belt

The title was not on the line in that impromptu beating.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Go gently caress yourself, Detroit.

Already did, got out via bankrupcy :smug:

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
I wish Heyman would have pinned him.

bartok
May 10, 2006



The most lopsided WWE Title match in history was Diesel vs. Bob Backlund

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Ozz81 posted:

Does it matter? All the belts have been reduced to meaningless props that (mostly) look stupid anyways

Time to reactive the WWF Canadian title and put it on Tyson Kidd.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Are Cena and Jericho really friends?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Banjo posted:

oh please, when has Jericho EVER helped out John?

In the opening segment of this show? :shobon:

That Guy From Pearldiver
Apr 18, 2001

President and Sole Member of the Andre Braugher Appreciation Society

oatgan posted:

you laugh but someone pulled a gun at CZW last weekend



Chikara did it first :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBv8UoLc3yk

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Cena is a chicken poo poo who wouldn't come out to confront Brock when he had the chance.

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too

Delsaber posted:

Chant NXT at midcarders, chant Cena later anyway. Alright Detroit.

Yep. This crowd is awful. Vocal, but awful.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Jerusalem posted:

I'm almost tempted to play the $11 a month just to hear Bryan Alvarez splutter in impotent rage about how Cena is a terrible person with no friends.

I like to read old observers to cheer myself up

it could be worse

quote:

It started as a great angle but turned into something campy in the worst way when the guy wrapped up in toilet paper showed up and tried to have sex with Hogan. Giant left with the title belt. ** (mainly for the post-match)

dave meltzer, 1995

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

DeepDickPizza posted:

Yup. That's John Cena alright.

Also, I can't believe how much Lesnar gets paid to do so little on pretty much all of his appearances that aren't matches.
Kevin Nash would be proud

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
The best part of all that was Brock's "Wow, really?" look at the initial forearm shots.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
"Screaming in pain, huh Chris? Sounds more like you're a whiny baby who needs to step up and be a man!"
- John Cena.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Gordong Dongbay posted:

Cauliflower ear. Most people who fight for real have it. Happens when your ear gets damaged.

Huh. Did not know that.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

"Hey guys....WE CAN CHEAT!"

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


Dr.Tree posted:

Yep. This crowd is awful. Vocal, but awful.

There are a lot of children in Cena gear here.

A lot.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Someone mentioned something about about WWE spoiling something

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Rosa must have practiced that for hours, and it still sucked

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lmao

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Chokes McGee posted:

The best part of all that was Brock's "Wow, really?" look at the initial forearm shots.

just a stone-faced no-sell, it was great

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Rosa Mendez should go the gently caress away

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Ages posted:

Brock didn't even bring the championship

there is no WWE Championship. It's just a lie they tell to placate the masses.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I legit think that the new Fandango exists to give Rosa a reason to be on TV. Poor Fandango.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I like Fandango as Don Flamenco, I don't even care.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

They mentioned Cena a dozen times or more during the commentary over the replays of Brock destroying Jericho, way to keep it in people's minds that Cena wants Lesnar immediately after a segment where the crowd was chanting for Cena and Lesnar was in the ring patiently waiting for him.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Is there any reason Fandango is on TV

I wasn't watching when he originally debuted

is there anything good or interesting about him? he seems pretty much completely poo poo in every way imaginable

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i'd like to hear how rosa has been around this long

That Guy From Pearldiver
Apr 18, 2001

President and Sole Member of the Andre Braugher Appreciation Society
Oh....good. it's loving Fandango

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I still think Rosa's pretty. :shobon:

Also right after the lights came up and Fandango was facing away, Brock should've just wandered out, F5'd him, and then left.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
I like this Fandango.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Chokes McGee posted:

The best part of all that was Brock's "Wow, really?" look at the initial forearm shots.

That, and Jericho's :stonk: look when the Codebreaker didn't hit was pretty good

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



I was at that show. It was great.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

DeepDickPizza posted:

Yup. That's John Cena alright.

Also, I can't believe how much Lesnar gets paid to do so little on pretty much all of his appearances that aren't matches.

At least he did a wrestling move this time instead of just hopping up and down while Heyman cut a promo

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
Rosa looks like she's trying to poo poo when she dances.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Fandango entrance straight into commercial. Yeah, that'll keep the viewers tuned-in

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Vertical Lime posted:

i'd like to hear how rosa has been around this long

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellatio

http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Kevin_Dunn_%28WWE_VP%29

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Vertical Lime posted:

i'd like to hear how rosa has been around this long

Didn't she blow Michael Hayes or something?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Fibby Boy posted:

Huh. Did not know that.

Google James Thompson ear :buddy:

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Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

It's never happened before, but how awesome would it be if John Cena became a 16 time WWE World Heavyweight Champion and won the Royal Rumble in the same night?!

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