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Doctor J Off posted:i like how the guy posting a wikihow guide on being accepted into fyad says not to overthink it lol To be fair, that's the number one piece of advice you can give to someone reading wikihow.
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gnarlyhotep posted:gently caress it's a primer for the covert alien invasion man, the aliens are going to be confused when they find out that humans don't look like poorly drawn ligne-claire caricatures.
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a starwar betamax posted:
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gnarlyhotep posted:just the whole thing, all the articles are written for an audience who has either never interacted with (or can't) another human you probably know this but wikihow encourages people to write articles like how to smell farts and about as many topics as possible so it shows up on search engine results and gets them ad revenue
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Node posted:you probably know this but wikihow encourages people to write articles like how to smell farts and about as many topics as possible so it shows up on search engine results and gets them ad revenue I didn't know that but I guess it makes sense
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Node posted:you probably know this but wikihow encourages people to write articles like how to smell farts and about as many topics as possible so it shows up on search engine results and gets them ad revenue well sure wikihow encourages people to write needless and terrible articles for ad revenue, but it wouldn't happen without at least a small faction of people supplying those articles
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Doctor J Off posted:well sure wikihow encourages people to write needless and terrible articles for ad revenue, but it wouldn't happen without at least a small faction of people supplying those articles indeed my friend, indeed
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Here's the articles they want and need people to write: http://www.wikihow.com/Special:ListRequestedTopics And here are some I noticed from the lists: Act and Look Like a Werecoyote Be Like Nicki Moore from the Bling Ring Make a Chain Belt Be Like Bella Swan when You are Biracial Date a Guy When His Best Friend Likes You Ignore In Laws Start Disabled Dating Date a Cougar Use Russian Dating Services Understand Why People Joyride Import a Used Japanese Car Into Kazakhstan Connect Spirit with Form in Tantra Yoga Shrink Your Liver Cope with Staying with Your Parents (as an Adult)
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burritolingus posted:Import a Used Japanese Car Into Kazakhstan This one seems like it could actually be useful to some readers.
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burritolingus posted:Date a Cougar Guys dont worry I got this one
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Serious question: are these all jokes?
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Inevitable posted:Serious question: are these all jokes? Nothing on the Internet has ever been a joke.
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gnarlyhotep posted:just the whole thing, all the articles are written for an audience who has either never interacted with (or can't) another human It really is. http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Human 
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Unguided posted:It really is.
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http://m.wikihow.com/Create-a-Fake-Boyfriend-or-Girlfriend "8: Pretend to talk to him/her on the phone. During the day, pretend to answer your phone and talk to them." http://m.wikihow.com/Use-Epsom-Salt-as-a-Laxative 
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http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Fit-In 3 - Be awkward and funny. Do weird things that most people don't do. E.g. Eat without a fork or knife or always sit alone at lunch. And maybe eat different foods, like sushi, or calamari. You don't need to, but if you like that stuff, go for it!
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http://m.wikihow.com/Start-a-Local-Playgroup holy poo poo lol
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Linux Pirate posted:http://m.wikihow.com/Start-a-Local-Playgroup uh oh watch out for child grim reaper
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"How to make a sandwich" has 9 steps, but step 4 is "eat the sandwich" "How to Make a Ramen Noodle Sanwich" is only 8 steps, let's see what this is about. 
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What the holy poo poo is this? http://www.wikihow.com/Accept-Social-Isolation-for-Targeted-Individuals http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Yambaram/Targeted_Individuals quote:Targeted Individuals, also known as TIs are people worldwide who argue they are targets of electromagnetic radiation or non-lethal weapons[1] by a group of perpetrators or their own government for multiple reasons, the most popular theory is human experimentation.[2][3]. Because of the supposed invisibility and Top Secret classification of radio-frequency (RF) and non-ionizing radiation weaponry, TIs have no evidence, and as such, most people consider Targeted Individuals as conspiratorial or delusional, despite the fact that some Targeted Individuals have physical symptoms and medical records proving they are subject to radiation attacks [citation needed].
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http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Do-Drugs Doing cocaine turns the sun into a stinky heart!  Embrace your position as a cog in the soulless machine known as life  Do the goat man
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Archer666 posted:http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Do-Drugs
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Those pictures look they could also fit "How to Successfully Hunt and Kill Michael Cera". Step 2: Michael Cera likes to try and defend himself with plastic stools. Allow him to throw the stool, and play dead. Step 3: When Michael Cera approaches you cautiously with a fire extinguisher, go in for the kill.
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No Beer Left posted:What the holy poo poo is this? Targeted Individuals forced into social isolation? Looks to me like helpful advice for people who are the victims of Gang Stalking. You may be familiar with the comics of Targ the Target. https://sites.google.com/site/timirrors/targ Gang stalking victims are also known as people with undiagnosed schizophrenia. Let's check out some of those tips & warnings on that WikiHow page! WikiHow posted:If you get rejected realize that it is nothing you've said or done. You have been involuntarily put into a program by some evil doers but it is not the end of the world. Keep moving forward. WikiHow posted:Before setting to constructing your own anti-gangstalking equipment research first the net, there are a lot of TI around the world and some managed to find temporal relief. Do not spend too much at first, your perpetrators love to see you wasting time and money, they at first will lie to be impressed at your work, and when it is done, they will be silent for a while (on purpose) and suddenly return to their wickedness to lower your hopes and moral. WikiHow posted:Your perpetrators are very persistent, big liars, degrading half-criminals who love acting. They want to isolate you, so be in trusted company as much as you can (talking eases the pain), try to avoid speaking the issue loudly to authorities or doctors (they have connections everywhere and will brand you a Schizophrenic). Hmm I wonder why people would call them schizophrenics!! Better avoid doctors and other authorities!
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Linux Pirate posted:http://m.wikihow.com/Start-a-Local-Playgroup ARBEIT MARCHT FREI. "It is important that you have at least one other person to help out - even though parents are in [the same concentration camp] - especially before things kick off nicely [Holocaust]. They should be able to deputize in your [permanent] absence". Rambling Robot fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Dec 17, 2014 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Apparently a good way to sleep well on a hot night is to be jizzed on  http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Period-Lighter Love the shirt.
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