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Who wins the main event?
This poll is closed.
JBJ defends 60 28.17%
DC wins 102 47.89%
We the fans 51 23.94%
Total: 213 votes
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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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A robbery is now the funniest option.

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Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Burkman vs Ebersole

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006
Also I loving hate Lombard. Having his gifts and being such a boring nothing.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

I still don't like Lombard.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


I want to see hector against some elite competition in the welterwheight division and see how fares because he looked like poo poo in this fight in a winning effort.
Also the Lighting nickname was better.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
30-27 twice is abysmal judging.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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I guess Hector had a word with Brice Buffer about his nickname.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006
29-28 the right score.

For you new people watching, Burkman won the first round by moving out of the way of scary looking things and throwing a bomb right.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
He's a 36 year old juiced ape. Great gifts

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Somebody must have pulled Bruce Buffer aside to let him know that Lombard's nickname really is Showeather

iLikeMidgets
Jan 3, 2005
insert witty title here
I have no idea what Hector is saying. Gassed as hosed

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.

Captain Log posted:

29-28 the right score.

For you new people watching, Burkman won the first round by moving out of the way of scary looking things and throwing a bomb right.

He actually lost the first round. Source: The judges.

Luke72w
Oct 28, 2011

Unlovable
Punk v. Shaq confirmed.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

Lamadrid posted:

I want to see hector against some elite competition in the welterwheight division and see how fares because he looked like poo poo this fight in a winning effort.
Also the Lighting nickname was better.

I like Lombard, but he would get spanked by Lawler/Hendricks/Rory if he fought like that.

Roy Gato III
Jun 2, 2013
Why are they still giving Lombard cans at this stage in this career?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005


Rogan achieves contact with the mothership mid-promo

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
To be the greatest of all time, you need to duck all the top wrestlers in your division.

Dirk Digglet
Aug 17, 2009

When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline
DC always looks like he's about to cry

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
HE'S HEEEEEEEERE

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.
I hope UFC never has any problems and keeps existing forever just so I can see in 15 years when rogan and dana look like 2 pink beanbag chairs

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Food Court Druid posted:

I like Lombard, but he would get spanked by Lawler/Hendricks/Rory if he fought like that.

After all the hype every second he spent not-knocking out Burkman was a second he was losing the fight in our eyes.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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CONOR MCGREGOR IS FIGHTING Dennis Siver

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

fatherdog posted:



Rogan achieves contact with the mothership mid-promo

I can't tell which is which. It's like a mirror.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Roy Gato III posted:

Why are they still giving Lombard cans at this stage in this career?

Because they desperately want him to be good. Also Burkman isn't really a can,

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
I'm not entirely convinced that Joe Rogan and Pitbull are not the same person.

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
A flyweight fight should be a pretty good palate cleanser after watching two guys trudge around the octagon for 15 minutes.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Good damnit the Samuel Becket Bridge looks like poo poo.I loving hate every calatrava design .

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Keven. Just. Keven posted:

I hope UFC never has any problems and keeps existing forever just so I can see in 15 years when rogan and dana look like 2 pink beanbag chairs

Lol

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Yeah Conor, the UFC really stacked the deck against you

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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Lamadrid posted:

Good damnit the Samuel Becket Bridge looks like poo poo.I loving hate every calatrava design .

Bad backs, ugly bridges. Ireland is the worst.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

EnsGDT posted:

I'm not entirely convinced that Joe Rogan and Pitbull are not the same person.

Pitbull is like half the sizeof Rogan

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

That outfit makes Conor look like he just showed up at Ellis Island.

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

I haven't watched a UFC PPV in like two years but I really hope that opener wasn't the way this whole card is going to go. That was boring as hell.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
If Conor loses in 2 weeks, then Dana White is gonna be on suicide watch.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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Lots of people paid a bunch of money to watch a Conor McGregor commercial

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx

IllegallySober posted:

I haven't watched a UFC PPV in like two years but I really hope that opener wasn't the way this whole card is going to go. That was boring as hell.

yeah, no. There are many possible things that could happen in the co-main and the title fight, but this isn't one of them.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Charles Gnarwin posted:

Bad backs, ugly bridges. Ireland is the worst.

I just loving hate calatrava okay?!?1

That motherfucker is a fraud and a criminal.The personficiation of every single terrible thing that happened in the Spain during the real state bubble.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
He lacks no confidence to say the least - mike Goldberg

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

IllegallySober posted:

I haven't watched a UFC PPV in like two years but I really hope that opener wasn't the way this whole card is going to go. That was boring as hell.

yeah this is my first ufc ppv and that was kinda hard to watch

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savinhill
Mar 28, 2010
so did UFC already book a venue in Ireland for this year?

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