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Who wins the main event?
This poll is closed.
JBJ defends 60 28.17%
DC wins 102 47.89%
We the fans 51 23.94%
Total: 213 votes
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Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Cerrone's put away three beverages already

one of those is a spitter for the huge dip he has in.

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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Donald Cerrone's massive lipper at pressers is just the best

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?

Guze posted:

one of those is a spitter for the huge dip he has in.

unfortunately he got them mixed up and has drank at least 8oz of his own chaw spit, the good news is he can't even taste the difference because it's Budweiser

Stimulus
Mar 25, 2005
what the gently caress is this - who is this jon jones i am watching

Dirk Digglet
Aug 17, 2009

When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline
Do audio books Jon Jones

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Stimulus posted:

what the gently caress is this - who is this jon jones i am watching

Even Hitler could be charming.

Agreed
Dec 30, 2003

The price of meat has just gone up, and your old lady has just gone down

Stimulus posted:

what the gently caress is this - who is this jon jones i am watching

The first time seeing him do this is so weird, but you get used to it. This is why DC wanted to make his head explode like a grape, you see.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Dangersim posted:

Even Hitler could be charming.

hitler never drove drunk

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dangersim posted:

Even Hitler could be charming.

hahaha

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Dangersim posted:

Even Hitler could be charming.
He was the entire time dummy, thats why Germany let him take over

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Jones just needs to go full McGregor and start talking mad poo poo.That would own.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
haha "You have another fight coming with Gustaffson"

Rumble getting no hesepct

neonburzt
Jul 25, 2010
- you need to be tough to survive in the desert

- embrace death

- how dare that one reporter disrespect Antony Johnson by assuming Gus would win.

Dirk Digglet
Aug 17, 2009

When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymOOg8N8m0w

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


He is shedding his human-like exterior skin and his reptilian self just goes out.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
I like the "wins fight decisively, crotch chops, tells everyone to embrace death" Jon Jones a lot, actually

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
Anthony Johnson has absolutely no chance of beating Jon Jones in any universe, under any set of circumstances

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?

Solomonic posted:

I like the "wins fight decisively, crotch chops, tells everyone to embrace death" Jon Jones a lot, actually

same

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

THE BUTT MAN posted:

Anthony Johnson has absolutely no chance of beating Jon Jones in any universe, under any set of circumstances

Probably, but he hits really loving hard.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

THE BUTT MAN posted:

Anthony Johnson has absolutely no chance of beating Jon Jones in any universe, under any set of circumstances

this is how I feel. The vitor fight is inside of him forever

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

origami posted:

This card was pretty bad and all the casual fans are never going to order a PPV again

Sure stopped them after Chuck/Tito II.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I liked the "I may have fought boring but that's what Couture did for his entire career"

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

THE BUTT MAN posted:

Anthony Johnson has absolutely no chance of beating Jon Jones in any universe, under any set of circumstances

if he beats alex, and that is absolutely possible (but not likely) from what i've seen so far, than this is wrong.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Intruder posted:

I liked the "I may have fought boring but that's what Couture did for his entire career"

he's right though

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

THE BUTT MAN posted:

Anthony Johnson has absolutely no chance of beating Jon Jones in any universe, under any set of circumstances

Yes he does actually, not a huge one but still

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Dangersim posted:

Probably, but he hits really loving hard.

This was what Glover Teixeira had going in to his title fight too. Unless he puts a really convincing beating on Gustafsson I don't think Rumble's got what it takes.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dr. Abysmal posted:

This was what Glover Teixeira had going in to his title fight too. Unless he puts a really convincing beating on Gustafsson I don't think Rumble's got what it takes.

rumble and glover's boxing is like comparing chocolate and poo poo

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I watched this with a bunch of people including a girl i was trying to have sex with

the fights were bad, so bad, and the main event was very deflating. for my penis.

gently caress you jon jones

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?

manyak posted:

Yes he does actually, not a huge one but still

please don't infringe on my hyperbole with facts

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

1st AD posted:

I watched this with a bunch of people including a girl i was trying to have sex with

the fights were bad, so bad, and the main event was very deflating. for my penis.

gently caress you jon jones

I failed to get laid, must be Jon Jones's fault

;)

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
whoever is steward of the jon jones.txt list please add made 1st AD impotent to it

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

1st AD posted:

I watched this with a bunch of people including a girl i was trying to have sex with

the fights were bad, so bad, and the main event was very deflating. for my penis.

gently caress you jon jones

jones could probably gently caress yo girl right now

John Mirra
Dec 18, 2005

Jones lied, Cormier cried.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Marching Powder posted:

rumble and glover's boxing is like comparing chocolate and poo poo

Glover has the most basic boxing I've ever seen in MMA.Just overhand rights all the time, they hit like an asteroid but still not enough.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Marching Powder posted:

jones could probably gently caress yo girl right now

she's pretty racist tho


Intruder posted:

I failed to get laid, must be Jon Jones's fault

;)

agreed

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Comiers only the second biggest loser tonight

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

1st AD posted:

I watched this with a bunch of people including a girl i was trying to have sex with

the fights were bad, so bad, and the main event was very deflating. for my penis.

gently caress you jon jones

Did Jon Jones make you cry too?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I still like DC even if I like Bones bettter

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
i agree, an asian girl named ellie is missing out on 2 minutes of bad sex right now

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Bundt Cake posted:

Comiers only the second biggest loser tonight

nah jase1 bet on jones

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