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paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Thank you for your explanation, crazy bird man.

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Mormon Star Wars
Aug 13, 2005
It's a minotaur race...

kingcom posted:

Literally this:



Mewnie
Apr 2, 2011

clean dogge
is a
happy dogge
Scene: Spooky house in the run down ghetto of Missouri.

Zak S: Alright gang, we've caught the Lowtax. Now his carefully laid out plan of harassment is over!

Mandy: Wait, but what if.. *removes the Lowtax mask* Lowtax is really..

Everyone: Ettin!

Ettin: And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you kids!

Mormon Star Wars
Aug 13, 2005
It's a minotaur race...

Since we are on the topic, does anyone want to see one of the craziest things this dude ever posted

of course you do

quote:

Though his complete inability to address my criticism might even be the reason he left the original thread, since he left never to return the same page I posted it the first time

Oh I thought everyone already knew this but since you didn't I'll let you know:

Since you admitted to trolling--openly--nothing you say matters ever. Not just while trolling, but forever. And not just on the internet, but in real life. Further: once you have decided that you will spend any part of your life trolling on the internet, you forfeit all rights as a human. If you should get hit by a car--no-one should help you. If you vote on anything--your vote should be thrown away.

If you wanted to participate in a conversation, you've lost that right. You are a non-human now. You are over and cancelled. No concern of yours can ever matter to any member of the human race ever again.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Tollymain posted:

the enormous majority of sa having absolutely nothing to do with tradgames is actually a big smokescreen, there are no real posters outside tgd, just bots

So that's what I've been doing all this time? Dang.

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

Tollymain posted:

lowtax is actually a fictional persona currently being jointly maintained by rbh and ettin

This, but unironically

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

So that's what I've been doing all this time? Dang.

My account bot-posts to TFR and AI, sometimes I real post there just to throw off the scent.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Lol this Zak dork harbors for internet jokesters the kind of opprobrium normal people reserve for child rapists and war criminals and poo poo.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
The full tumblr post by Mandy Morbid is seriously hilarious. Like, it aproaches A Beautiful Mind-esque paranoid ramblings as it rambles on.

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
Just post it

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
http://mandymorbid.tumblr.com/post/106857162470/im-a-chainmail-bikini-feminist-and-im-loving

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
i am sad, inside, that i read those words.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
He finally snapped. Good. That "I'm just a reasonable hip sex positive guy asking questions" act is insufferable.

inklesspen
Oct 17, 2007

Here I am coming, with the good news of me, and you hate it. You can think only of the bell and how much I have it, and you are never the goose. I will run around with my bell as much as I want and you will make despair.
Buglord
Luke Crane strapped on his "everyone else is doing it wrong" hat and talked for an hour.

Referring to Night Witches and Sagas of the Icelanders:

Luke Crane posted:

Vincent Baker designed all those games. He gave all of them permission to use their names instead of his. Vincent designed those games. [...] I give all the credit to Vincent. [...] Oh, right, this is all Vincent's stuff here, being retooled over and over again.

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


To quote Rhys, "None of those things are bad!".

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?

quote:

[27:57] Burning Wheel is a heavy brick of game design… Apocalypse World was designed to be hackable! Fate has the same ethos. Designing for the culture!
[30:15] But… they have captured the audience so well that it stymies design.
[32:30] Apocalypse World and Fate Core raising the bar for fledging game designers, but also creating a paper ceiling.
[39:39] Discussion about the playability and enjoy-ability and good that has come out of Apocalypse Engine and Fate games. Not about whether it is fun to play or not.

Methinks someone is mad that their game isn't more popular.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

Slimnoid posted:

Methinks someone is mad that their game isn't more popular.

I don't see why he would be, since Luke Crane goes out of his way to keep his games out of the hands of players.

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?

Tendales posted:

I don't see why he would be, since Luke Crane goes out of his way to keep his games out of the hands of players.

I don't really know much about the guy or the games he made, so you'd have to explain.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

Slimnoid posted:

I don't really know much about the guy or the games he made, so you'd have to explain.

Nothing really grogs.txt dramatic, he just avoids digitial versions of his stuff, only does a single tiny print run of most of his stuff, that sort of thing. Like, pick any of his games. Then try to find a way to buy it. Good luck.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Luke offers zero digital options, poorly distributed limited print runs, and has only ever "reprinted" one thing ever. (The gold edition hardcover "slightly less convoluted" core book.)

He's the nerd sitting in the corner at the dance making no effort, pining for the day everybody just senses his quality and begs him for games - and he can look down and say "no."

ProfessorCirno
Feb 17, 2011

The strongest! The smartest!
The rightest!
The best thing about paranoia.jpg there was underlining someone calling creepy harem anime gross. Nothing else, just that underlined.

Like we're supposed to see that and go "HOW DARE THEY?!"

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?

moths posted:

Luke offers zero digital options, poorly distributed limited print runs, and has only ever "reprinted" one thing ever. (The gold edition hardcover "slightly less convoluted" core book.)

He's the nerd sitting in the corner at the dance making no effort, pining for the day everybody just senses his quality and begs him for games - and he can look down and say "no."

Well I'm glad I never bothered looking at his games, then.

jadarx
May 25, 2012
It's just the Burning Wheel line that has no pdf support. Other games, like Mouseguard or Torchbearer, do (or at least did).

But the reasoning behind no pdfs for BW are still super-groggy and boil down to 'you will use these books as I want you to.'

inklesspen
Oct 17, 2007

Here I am coming, with the good news of me, and you hate it. You can think only of the bell and how much I have it, and you are never the goose. I will run around with my bell as much as I want and you will make despair.
Buglord

Tendales posted:

Nothing really grogs.txt dramatic, he just avoids digitial versions of his stuff, only does a single tiny print run of most of his stuff, that sort of thing. Like, pick any of his games. Then try to find a way to buy it. Good luck.

That's really only for the core Burning Wheel; you can buy PDFs of Mouse Guard and Torchbearer (and IIRC they're still in print).

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
RPGs are fun and I love them but these people take this poo poo way too seriously. That's what grognards.txt will always be to me. People telling other people they're having the wrong kind of fun.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Slimnoid posted:

Methinks someone is mad that their game isn't more popular.

He's right, if I'm reading him properly.

Rulebook Heavily
Sep 18, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Why is the "harem anime is creepy" line from wundergeek underlined in red, as if it represents a particularly damning instance of harassing Zak?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Rulebook Heavily posted:

Why is the "harem anime is creepy" line from wundergeek underlined in red, as if it represents a particularly damning instance of harassing Zak?

If I were to hazard a guess, because these people are so broken that criticism of the bad, gross Japanese cartoons they enjoy is indistinguishable from personal attacks, because they're of that stripe of weirdo fandom where the media they consume becomes their ~identity.~

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!

Otisburg posted:

If I were to hazard a guess, because these people are so broken that criticism of the bad, gross Japanese cartoons they enjoy is indistinguishable from personal attacks, because they're of that stripe of weirdo fandom where the media they consume becomes their ~identity.~
I'm guessing they're citing it as 'evidence' that wundergeek is a sex-negative prude who hates Zak and Mandy for doing porn. She critized Zak's elfgames and therefore she must be destroyed regardless of whether the smear has any basis in reality.

Rulebook Heavily
Sep 18, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
And yet he presented it as evidence of direct harassment, of which a publishing company is presented as complicit.

Zak S, capable of leaping the tallest logic in one bound!

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012

MalcolmSheppard posted:

It occurred to me the other day that this obsession with SA from Zak and Tarnowski is textbook privilege. The two of them benefit from literal privileges in other gaming communities. At RPGnet you are forbidden to discuss the things they've done. The RPGsite is run by Tarnowski. Basically, this is the most prominent community where they do not have special privileges, therefore it is out to get them.
I don't think they realize that being disliked is not the same as being harassed. Being made fun of on a private forum is not harassment. Calling someone's house and threatening their children is.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Babylon Astronaut posted:

I don't think they realize that being disliked is not the same as being harassed. Being made fun of on a private forum is not harassment. Calling someone's house and threatening their children is.



Only moreso because they have to actively seek out the criticism. "Someone made fun of me on forums.somethingawful.com. If only there were some way I could avoid seeing these negative things being said at forums.somethingawful.com but it's beamed directly into my brain."

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MalcolmSheppard posted:

It occurred to me the other day that this obsession with SA from Zak and Tarnowski is textbook privilege. The two of them benefit from literal privileges in other gaming communities. At RPGnet you are forbidden to discuss the things they've done. The RPGsite is run by Tarnowski. Basically, this is the most prominent community where they do not have special privileges, therefore it is out to get them.

That's sad. I mean there's the hilarious side effect that over in Tarnowski's forum Desborough keeps snuggling up to them because he recognizes them as ideological fellow travelers because of the way they act, while they recoil in an attempt to guard their reps from GamerGate cooties.

Babylon Astronaut posted:

I don't think they realize that being disliked is not the same as being harassed. Being made fun of on a private forum is not harassment. Calling someone's house and threatening their children is.

This, all of this.

Gazetteer
Nov 22, 2011

"You're talking to cats."
"And you eat ghosts, so shut the fuck up."

Otisburg posted:



Only moreso because they have to actively seek out the criticism. "Someone made fun of me on forums.somethingawful.com. If only there were some way I could avoid seeing these negative things being said at forums.somethingawful.com but it's beamed directly into my brain."

I think we can probably imply that someone is being disingenuous without needing to also like, imply that online harassment isn't a serious issue that actually hurts people. Because it is, and it does.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Gazetteer posted:

I think we can probably imply that someone is being disingenuous without needing to also like, imply that online harassment isn't a serious issue that actually hurts people. Because it is, and it does.

Posting negative things on the somethingawful dot com forums about people who desperately want to be public figures and saying their elfgames and animes are bad or even that they themselves are dumb and bad is not "online harassment" imo, even when you make a weirdo Rust Cohle's storage unit wall of push pins and threads connecting the conspiracy.

Gazetteer
Nov 22, 2011

"You're talking to cats."
"And you eat ghosts, so shut the fuck up."
You also kind of posted an image that literally says "Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Cyber Bullying Real". But okay.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Gazetteer posted:

You also kind of posted an image that literally says "Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Cyber Bullying Real". But okay.

I am sorry that I posted a hyperbolic tweet from a rapping man on the something awful dot com forums.

Have some vintage usenet grog as recompense:

quote:

unc!tim
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More options Oct 20 1982, 6:28 am
Newsgroups: net.games.frp
From: unc!tim
Date: Wed Oct 20 06:28:39 1982
Local: Wed, Oct 20 1982 6:28 am
Subject: AD&D sucks

In a possibly vain attempt to get some discussion on this group, I will now come out of the closet
publicly and say I think that Advanced Dungeons and Dragons is a very poor excuse for a game. Gary Gygax has no conception of how books are actually used in a play situation, and a very poor ability to understand hand-to-hand combat. Further, the magic system is totally counter-intuitive. Finally, the importance of magic items (as well as the ideas of class and level) depersonalizes characters, leading to a "rogue"- type environment. (Oh yes, the description of gods in terms of hit dice, etc., is totally useless to the DM, and the unarmed combat system is an atrocity; sorry to have forgotten these.) The only reason that AD&D is the most popular FRP game around is that it has a major lead on the others--unfortunately, TSR has not used this time to improve the rules, only to lengthen them.

The only game I know of that's worse than AD&D, aside from basic D&D, is Tunnels and Trolls. Both RuneQuest and The Fantasy Trip provide much better alternatives, and I am told that SPI's DragonQuest (now owned by TSR) is hard to learn but very smooth once one learns it. I strongly recommend that any AD&D player buy RuneQuest and play a few games before further glorifying their rather primitive game.

I suppose I should be afraid to sign my name,
Tim Maroney (unc!tim)


rabbit!jj
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More options Oct 20 1982, 12:47 pm
Newsgroups: net.games.frp
From: rabbit!jj
Date: Wed Oct 20 12:47:02 1982
Local: Wed, Oct 20 1982 12:47 pm
Subject: Re: AD&D sucks

Well, who do you think is going argue with you? Not me, and I've only been using ad&d (yes, Gary, it's copyrighted) for about 4 years to administer a huge campaign. The magic rules are ridiculous, the hand-hand combat makes less sense than using a quarterstaff (and a quarterstaff DOESN't help your AC , com on now, I use a staff, and see if I am as easy to hit when I have a staff as when I do not).
The reason that I used ad&d was that it was the only well described system on the market when I started DM'ing.
Face it, d&d was the FIRST system generally out, and it was certainly better than anything else (i.e. nothing). Since it couldn't benefit from experience, it has lots of problems.
Hopefully, a revision will come out someday that UPDATES ad&d to the current level of complexity and sophistication, and provide a system that is a bit more playable in the long run.
As for the "organization" of the books, I couldn't agree more.
Take a look at DragonQuest (tm-BANTAM BOOKS!!!!!!) to see something that is better organized. DQ's rights, except for movie rights, are now owned by Bantam, who is distributing it with their normal line to lots of bookstores, which should increase the distribution of the game
quite a bit. For some strange reason, TSR still owns the movie rights, whatever they amount to. Apparantly SPI had already made a deal with Bantam before TSR called in their loan, and TSR had to stick with it, and


More options Oct 21 1982, 12:48 am
Newsgroups: net.games.frp
From: cbosgd!bsw
Date: Thu Oct 21 00:48:30 1982
Local: Thurs, Oct 21 1982 12:48 am
Subject: Re: AD&D sucks

Ok,so AD&D sucks poo poo. But what makes the others so much better ?
What are the prices of better frp systems ? are they totally different
or what (ie. are there levels ? ac,hp,etc.?) ?

I'm almost not afraid to sign my name,

Ben Walls
...cbosgd!bsw


watmath!bstempleton
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More options Oct 22 1982, 12:12 am
Newsgroups: net.games.frp
From: watmath!bstempleton
Date: Fri Oct 22 00:12:07 1982
Local: Fri, Oct 22 1982 12:12 am
Subject: Re: AD&D sucks

For all who say AD&D sucks, I will have to agree that Gygax is far from perfect. The following should be remembered - D&D is just a game, and is not supposed to be realistic. If it were realistic, you would get chopped in half and spill real blood. Quite often you want to play a non-realistic scheme. The combat system is one that can be understood by novices and this is good for the game.

Secondly, just about everybody plays d&d quite differently, so nobody really pays that much attention to the tsr rules. They are a handy thing to base something on, and something that somebody from accross the continent can play with. If anybody in my dungeon quotes gygax, I
just say: Oh, so that's how he plays it. Interesting.

I have played with many many combat and magic systems, and find that many people, in their desire to do better, often do worse.


physics:els
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More options Oct 22 1982, 2:11 am
Newsgroups: net.games.frp
From: Physics:els
Date: Fri Oct 22 02:11:51 1982
Local: Fri, Oct 22 1982 5:11 am
Subject: Re: AD&D sucks

I learned my D&D before the other thing was around. I like to think that I play the way the game was meant to be played, by using a few tables and a copy of Greyhawk as a LOOSE guideline, arbitrarily remolding things to suit my whims. This puts the DM in a much more omnipotent role. Combat is much more realistic if the DM randomly makes a character slip and fall under the swords of 15 berserkers, etc. Magic may also be made less silly. Besides, I enjoy the look of despair on the faces of AD&Ders when I throw them a curve!

els[Eric Strobel]
pur-ee!pur-phy!els

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
I think maybe I've been reading these threads too long, because what really jumps out for me there is the bang-path email addresses. Everything else is just more grog.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



BatteredFeltFedora posted:

I think maybe I've been reading these threads too long, because what really jumps out for me there is the bang-path email addresses. Everything else is just more grog.

I find vintage grog neat since it shows all of this is like poetry: it rhymes.

1982: AD&D IS A ROGUELIKE
1999: 3E IS DIABLO
2008: 4E IS WOW

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Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

Otisburg posted:

I am sorry that I posted a hyperbolic tweet from a rapping man on the something awful dot com forums.

Otisburg making bad posts on the something awful dot com forums

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