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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Solaris and The American were also good.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Oh yeah Solaris was good

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Sorry Morgan Freeman, but I want Clooney to narrate my life.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

dat McConaughey beard

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Jesus Amal is smoking

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

He's of course looking at Bill Murray.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Clooney, I really don't think you ever had problems finding someone to love

heyooooo

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

CapnAndy posted:

Clooney, I really don't think you ever had problems finding someone to love

heyooooo

I have never seen so much shade thrown at someone's ex's at such a brazen level.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

No

Our culture is over

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dexo posted:

I have never seen so much shade thrown at someone's ex's at such a brazen level.

What does that even mean? Was Stacey Keibler in the audience?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I've only been half watching. Was From Dusk Till Dawn in there?

No but thanks for reminding about from dawn till dusk

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Is this a tv show about Jesus?

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I... uh... 50 Shades Of Grey actually has a pretty loving great trailer there, huh.

I mean, I wanted a Fincher-directed, Kaufman-written, Waltz-starring adaptation. Not because I read and enjoyed the source material, but because if anyone were to put together a good movie about a BDSM relationship it'd be them. But what we got might not be completely terrible?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
If AD gets good ratings are they gonna do Bible 3: Mormon Harder

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh my Grod! gently caress more Bible stories. :suicide:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

nooneofconsequence posted:

Is this a tv show about Jesus?

They should make a Jesus sitcom.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Jiro posted:

Oh my Grod! gently caress more Bible stories. :suicide:

Noah was dope tho

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

They should make a Jesus sitcom.

Been there done that.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Harrison Ford hates life

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yeah, Age Of Adeline. That's what we're all waiting to see Harrison Ford in later this year. Uh huh.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

They should make a Jesus sitcom.

Black Jesus was a hit in middle America.

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug
"The Bible Continues" is a hilarious tag line. They should saying that at the beginning of Church.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Noah was dope tho
Noah had literally no redeeming qualities.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Noah was dope tho

I mean more cookie cutter Son of God bullshit. Also Harrison Ford looks stoned as gently caress. And will get Richard Linklater stoned as well. TEXAS Y'ALL.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Dren posted:

No but thanks for reminding about from dawn till dusk

Yes it was, only for a shot though.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Someone fix this guy's hair.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

CapnAndy posted:

If AD gets good ratings are they gonna do Bible 3: Mormon Harder
They should do Masada: Eh they kind of had it coming

Nobby
Sep 10, 2006

Everyone cries when they're stabbed. There's no shame in that.
Yes, cancel Kings and make more of this type of Bible show.

gently caress off, NBC.

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug
Grand Budapest Hotel was good and I liked it a lot.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Josh Lyman posted:

Noah had literally no redeeming qualities.

Actually, it had a lot.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Dren posted:

No but thanks for reminding about from dawn till dusk

Yes it was.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Can they just play the first ten minutes of Slacker, please.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Dren posted:

Grand Budapest Hotel was good and I liked it a lot.

:agreed:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Oh I didn't know those two were married.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


HFPA has a hard-on for infidelity, huh?

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug
Is Chris Pratt the secret to making Anna Faris tolerable for more than ten seconds?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I heard they were going to make more Luther which is a good thing.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Dren posted:

Is Chris Pratt the secret to making Anna Faris tolerable for more than ten seconds?

Observe & Report was a good movie.

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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Dren posted:

Is Chris Pratt the secret to making Anna Faris tolerable for more than ten seconds?

you didn't like observe and report?

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