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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Technically we have been trapped in a parenthesis since the Baby Mimi fanfic episode.

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kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
I think that was finally closed sometime around the dildo kickstarter ep.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
You know you're a real vampire when you're really hosed up over fake vampires.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
I actually thought the vampire bat joke was pretty good

mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.
Vampire bats can actually see really well and use their sight more than most other bats.

That aside, it's both too long and too short for any real comedic timing. Not long enough to be real buildup, too long to be punchy.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea if you want a less dense and clunky version of a decent joke idea it'd go

One night a vampire bat came back to the cave with blood all over his face. The other bats said 'woah man where'd you get all that?' The bat pointed out the cave to a large tree nearby and said "see that big tree?"

"I sure as hell didn't."

Bozarth
Sep 2, 2003

What fucking language are you speaking?

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea if you want a less dense and clunky version of a decent joke idea it'd go

One night a vampire bat came back to the cave with blood all over his face. The other bats said 'woah man where'd you get all that?' The bat pointed out the cave to a large tree nearby and said "see that big tree?"

"I sure as hell didn't."

"...and that tree is full of blood!"

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Bozarth posted:

"...and that tree is full of blood!"

Thanks STOG.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

"...and that tree is full of blood!" wraps it back around from being 90's joke compilation book humor to actual humor

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Much like how STOG's jokes are genuinely funny but get overlooked then. :colbert:

The F Plus is a flat circle.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Tatum Girlparts posted:

The F Plus is a flat circle.

I'm thinking about how many F Plus fetishes you could cram into that phrase. It's at least three.
A flat (the guy who was into flat tires and bare feet or something)
Flat (flattening fetish)
Circle (feeders)

Invisible Ted
Aug 24, 2011

hhhehehe
I'm sick of all this aflat erasure!

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

I am a circle-kin who identifies as the note A-flat.

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009

A Meat posted:

I am a circle-kin who identifies as the note A-flat.

Bingo!

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

A Meat posted:

I am a circle-kin who identifies as the note A-flat.

Your otherkin self must be feeling so full after the huge buffet that was F Plus Sings plus the rap battles.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Djeser posted:

Your otherkin self must be feeling so full after the huge buffet that was F Plus Sings plus the rap battles.
That wasn't a flat, that was all flat.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

A Meat posted:

I am a circle-kin who identifies as the note A-flat.

How flat? This is relevant to my fetish.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
Relistened to waifu episode. Fat Guy Voice remains hilarious. "Hello brother"

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

So Portaxx is reading donations for AGDQ. I guess she doesn't just read terrible things enthusiastically.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Awesome Games Played With Enthusiasm

Hello Meow
Nov 9, 2009
She was at the start of the Awful Games block, iirc, so it was kind of fitting.

Champeenship
Oct 9, 2012
New episode is up, it's more bad consumer action.

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad
I stopped by just to announce that, but for the lazy, here, have a link to it!

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Hello Meow posted:

She was at the start of the Awful Games block, iirc, so it was kind of fitting.

Is the Awful Games block up for re-watch anywhere? I can never get live Twitch to work, and I wanted to see it anyway. It'd be even better with Occasional Portaxx.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Cleretic posted:

Is the Awful Games block up for re-watch anywhere? I can never get live Twitch to work, and I wanted to see it anyway. It'd be even better with Occasional Portaxx.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_NsA72Bgro96PNeBjK7G07qQ1PtCTrVe

This guy has uploaded vods for all of the marathon.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Squint posted:

I stopped by just to announce that, but for the lazy, here, have a link to it!

Yayyyy, more dum-dums that can't let poo poo go! :neckbeard:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Squint posted:

I stopped by just to announce that, but for the lazy, here, have a link to it!

I'm a fan of poo poo like wikihow and food and all, but man if you guys aren't proving that entitled idiots angrily still buying things that make them mad. These and that war on christmas ones are so great for just the sheer 'WHAT IS WRONG IN YOUR BRAIN'.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade
Good god I don't know whats better the fact that such an obviously online translated post missed katastrofy or it made more sense than the rest of the post.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I'm a fan of poo poo like wikihow and food and all, but man if you guys aren't proving that entitled idiots angrily still buying things that make them mad. These and that war on christmas ones are so great for just the sheer 'WHAT IS WRONG IN YOUR BRAIN'.

H T T P

COLON

FORWARD SLASH FORWARD SLASH

RIPOOOFFFFFFFFF

(Why can't I find the actual url from Stog's rant in the doc, argh)

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Leonardo DiCaprio is the only actor who gets paid millions of dollars. It's just him. He's the only one.

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad

Rumda posted:

Good god I don't know whats better the fact that such an obviously online translated post missed katastrofy or it made more sense than the rest of the post.

Someone thinking to spell it "katastrofy" really gives it a Russian or Eastern European flavor, I think.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


After other episodes and my own internet garbage eating, I'm willing to give even odds that the katastrofy poster was just a dumb, native English-speaker.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Squint posted:

Someone thinking to spell it "katastrofy" really gives it a Russian or Eastern European flavor, I think.

Well it is literally Polish.

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
This podcast is pretty funny, but the nerdy sounding guy (Poor tax? Or maybe it's another dude?) kills the pacing and humor whenever he talks.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Anonymous Robot posted:

...the nerdy sounding guy (Poor tax? Or maybe it's another dude?)...

:allears:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Anonymous Robot posted:

This podcast is pretty funny, but the nerdy sounding guy (Poor tax? Or maybe it's another dude?) kills the pacing and humor whenever he talks.

Thanks Anonymous Robot

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I don't think there are any nerds on this podcast?

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Anonymous Robot posted:

This podcast is pretty funny, but the nerdy sounding guy (Poor tax? Or maybe it's another dude?) kills the pacing and humor whenever he talks.

Would you say you find him quite exasperating?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

BKPR posted:

I don't think there are any nerds on this podcast?

Well not since football congress scared them off.

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Anonymous Robot posted:

This podcast is pretty funny, but the nerdy sounding guy (Poor tax? Or maybe it's another dude?) kills the pacing and humor whenever he talks.
You're probably thinking of STOG. Portaxx is intensely nerdy, but she's a girl and one of the most consistently funny people on the show.

When STOG's on a roll, though, he's incredible. :magical:

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