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TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

manyak posted:

Cort X bomb, why dont you just post the real (and valid imo) reason why you dont like Anthony Johnson, which is because he kept missing weight and beating up tiny Japanese fighters while outweighing them by like 40 pounds, and now is back in the UFC main eventing. Because that would be a lot more palatable than a dude who looks like Powder chastising a black man for being racist
lmfao :slick:

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I only just now realized that the pornstar name "Emma Mae" is probably a play on words for MMA.

Lol

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
What the hell is TSN4?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
to the dunc dan henderson post, gregor's spousal abuse post, bundt's pretzel post: lol

to fozzy's posts: lol, but for a much different reason

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Skip My Posts posted:

Thanks to cortx for giving retards like fozzy, agreed, bluedeanie chances to be self-righteous and morally superior

I'd like to tell you that this post sucks, but tragically the new rule requires me to explain why with empirical evidence

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Well he's not wrong, anyone who ever tries to embarrassingly shoehorn "social justice concerns" into sweet, completely unrelated MMA conversation topics comes across as a total queeb with no friends or social awareness IRL

Agreed
Dec 30, 2003

The price of meat has just gone up, and your old lady has just gone down

it is just shocking that there would be a dickhead in the mma thread of all places

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

TheRationalRedditor posted:

Well he's not wrong, anyone who ever tries to embarrassingly shoehorn "social justice concerns" into sweet, completely unrelated MMA conversation topics comes across as a total queeb with no friends or social awareness IRL

Normally Id agree with you but from what I can tell cort x bomb has a lot of black friends and slams Black Pussy with his Dick on the regular

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

manyak posted:

Normally Id agree with you but from what I can tell cort x bomb has a lot of black friends and slams Black Pussy with his Dick on the regular
Oh man. I'm sorry. I didn't know. that he had The Macklemore Realness Immunity

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

vainman posted:

What the hell is TSN4?
Ok I found it. The various TSN feeds are clustered near 495 on Rogers, which in terms of how channels are organized is the very end of sports and just before the HD group. The 400's used to be where specialty channels went to die but I guess that changed. TSN4 is also what's broadcast on channel 30 for non-digital Rogers cable.

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Let us return to bitterly arguing over the prospects of a drunken papist in a title fight. That guy sucks.

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground
Stoked as hell for Ryan Bader vs. Phil Davis tomorrow night. who will be LHW's true gatekeeper?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Phil Davis is a choke artist in two different ways.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

these last four pages own

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Aldo is gonna destroy mcgregor with leg kicks and it wont be very competitive

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

Vitamin Boss posted:

Stoked as hell for Ryan Bader vs. Phil Davis tomorrow night. who will be LHW's true gatekeeper?

I can't even comprehend how awful this fight is going to be. So yeah, I'm stoked


edit: Looks like Aldo wants to make some money http://instagram.com/p/yNIrhcDTjk/

canoshiz fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Jan 23, 2015

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)

canoshiz posted:

I can't even comprehend how awful this fight is going to be. So yeah, I'm stoked


edit: Looks like Aldo wants to make some money http://instagram.com/p/yNIrhcDTjk/

That was made by Combate as a short promo for the upcoming fight. And it looks amatour as gently caress.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Kanthulhu posted:

amatour as gently caress.

:ironicat:

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)

English is not my first language.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Well I don't know how to put that in Dothraki so we're at an impasse my friend

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Well I don't know how to put that in Dothraki so we're at an impasse my friend

ironicat is universal, I understood your message well enough.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Carwin's back and posture was so bad he shrunk five inches. He retired before he fully turned orange

mune
Sep 23, 2006
Because of this thread I want to fight in the UFC and become a true Social Justice Warrior and, after winning or losing every fight, acknowledge my white straight male privilege before I say anything. I hope I don't offend anyone

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Uriah Hall is the only social justice warrior we need

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

vainman posted:

What the hell is TSN4?

The channel that will be showing sports less important than a match at the Australian Open, Top 50 NFL Plays of 2014, and also a different match at the Australian Open, since that's what on TSNs 1-3 at the time of UFC tomorrow.

Pooned
Dec 28, 2005

Eye contact counters everything
Homophobes and racists are tearing us apart.

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.
Well I try and keep my politics out of my posting. But, and this is just me so don't feel like I'm attacking anyone, I think it's bad to beat up the elderly for fun.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
They have lived full lives

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i've watched a lot of big nog fights and i agree

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

canoshiz posted:


edit: Looks like Aldo wants to make some money http://instagram.com/p/yNIrhcDTjk/


lol

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Body language experts say Jon Jones was probably lying during his FS1 interview

People who have seen Jon Jones before say "no fuckin doy, einstein"

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.
The Main Body language skill we used is, when the interviewer asked if he was on cocaine right now, Jones said "maybe" and tapped his nose, then winked, then said no.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
apparently being a right thinking human being i am a body language expert

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Conor mcgregor broke psp.

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME
"Jon Jones do you have a cocaine problem?" "Pfft no"*snorts*

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like
Making good conversation
I gotta handle you just right
You know what I mean
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then to a suggestive movie
There's nothing left to talk about
Unless it's horizontally

Let's pass physicals, physicals
I wanna pass physicals
Let's get into physicals
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


canoshiz posted:



edit: Looks like Aldo wants to make some money http://instagram.com/p/yNIrhcDTjk/

This loving owns. I'm glad Jose is final going get to some fat stacks.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Phil Davis hasn't learned his lesson and is still talking about what he'd do to Jon Jones

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/1/23/7870601/phil-davis-guarantees-hed-be-able-to-take-down-jon-jones-ill-get-him

quote:

"I'll get [Jones] down and keep him down," Davis said at a media luncheon last week in Los Angeles promotion UFC on FOX 14: Gustafsson vs. Johnson. "That is a fact. Put me on the record."

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Agreed
Dec 30, 2003

The price of meat has just gone up, and your old lady has just gone down

news outlets orbiting really wide on this cocaine story now, time to move on let's watch him punch people

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