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Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Know what, I could get behind this as a 3 vs. 3 match at Fast Lane.

Oh man thse Kane segments :allears:

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Pariah Rex posted:

So did they decide that Seth Rollins looked too good at the rumble or something?

He just beat up three dudes without much help?

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
Oh what do you know, it's like we're back in 2010 and Kane is cutting promos.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

beauitful.. black.. darkness....

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

where the gently caress even is he right now is he in front of a mine

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Luigi Thirty posted:

What was the purpose of that segment? Everyone sucks?

Seriously. What the gently caress was that?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Then...they wheel the casket to the back and let you out of it.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Kane promos are dumb as hell and I wouldn't have them any other way

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

vintage kane

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
WWE not coming up with a proper ending to a story? THE gently caress YOU SAY, KANE.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

achillesforever6 posted:

Kane is actually not wearing pants

he has a semi

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


This is good

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Luigi Thirty posted:

What was the purpose of that segment? Everyone sucks?

Purpose seemed to be that Seth is smarter (and prettier) than everybody else, just like he said!

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

oatgan posted:

kane not a whole lot happens in casket matches

Not true, they put HBK on the shelf for four years

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

lmao

bartok
May 10, 2006



When are Ryback, Rowans, and Ziggler going to realize nothing good happens when they rush out separately?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
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If Noble wrestles at Fast Lane and doesn't bust out the Trailer Hitch, it will be a travesty

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I love you Kane

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
this is also how he sells life insurance back in tennessee

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Caskets are form fitting in kane's world

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Bryan has a bad heart: RIP

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

I still mark for casket matches, I'm literally 8 still.

I saw a undertaker Yoko house show casketmatch once, it owned

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP


This SO doesn't work with baby hair corporate Kane.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Luigi Thirty posted:

What was the purpose of that segment? Everyone sucks?

If no one else wrestles then that means Reigns had the best match of the night

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Kane looks great for a 53-year old

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

kane rules

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

THE DEMON KANE

Tezzeract
Dec 25, 2007

Think I took a wrong turn...
kane is so cool. i hope daniel loses.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Kane what are you talking about caskets don't squeeze corpses

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Kane sucks but those segments rule

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

this is excruciating

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
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Reminder that this over-the-tope evil promo is coming from a man in slacks.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

oatgan posted:

this is excruciating

ly good i agree

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010

Charles Gnarwin posted:

If Noble Mercury wrestles at Fast Lane and doesn't bust out the Trailer Hitch his nose, it will be a travesty

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Purpose seemed to be that Seth is smarter (and prettier) than everybody else, just like he said!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

US NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

here's the usos to take on the miz

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

so he's the demon kane without a mask now?

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Oh god no.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Oh gently caress me, the worst entrance in wrestling history

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