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bartok
May 10, 2006



I notice Cesaro isn't wearing The Brass Ring shirt

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


MotU posted:

They should make Tyson's music the same as Cesaro's except instead of sirens it is cats meowing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbZMnF1VNlE

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

CubsWoo posted:

how many smarks make the effort to have the app up for the Second Screen Experience™ so they can vote on a poll

ugh.. whats that url again... I keep forgetting to bookmark it

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Jerusalem posted:

Poll up on WWE asking who had the most impressive showing at the Rumble despite not winning their matches. Big Show, Kane and Rusev are included as options, Bray Wyatt is not.

Rusev Show and Kane were #2 #3 #4 left at the Rumble, not some scrub who was out before the final four

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yay Tyson!

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Yaaaaaaay

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Daniel Bryan posted:

I think this is the first WWE casket match since 2008 so this is even weirder, AND the first one not to feature the Undertaker.

Um... How dare you forget the Mideon and Viscera vs HHH handicap casket match from Smackdown in 1999. And various other casket matches not including The Undertaker

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

now that's how you job a champion

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
YAY

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Tyson wins! :woop:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Oh yeah this was tonight. Did I miss anything interesting?

I see Tyson Kidd on my TV set winning so that's a good sign!

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

:woop:

bartok
May 10, 2006



Alright Cesaro and Kidd get to lose at Fast Lane!!!

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


After listening to the Jericho podcast, it now bums me out that the announcers say that the hip smash in the corner is shades of big Kish.

Also,

FUCKY YEAH TYSON.

FACTS MOTHERFUCKERS

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
:siren:!!!!

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
And then every commentator missed calling Tyson's finisher

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

this counts as a cesaro win

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You married a winner, Nattie :)

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Evil business slacks.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Put your dick in a box

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
Goddammit are you serious?

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Everblight posted:

:siren::siren: JOBBER ALARM :siren::siren:

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
This is how you promote the night's main event match, good job

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME
Can someone get Kane out of the casket room before he soils it

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Lmao Kane can't leave the casket

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
idk it looks pretty drat comfortable, King.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


:supaburn: more casket promo time!

This episode seems super, super padded.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hm I bet John Cena says something like LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT JACK and makes inappropriate comments about Lana's looks and then makes fun of the way Rusev looks.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

WWE, let's do a deal

you make this Cesaro's new titantron

I subscribe for the next 5 years

we got a deal?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Rand McNally posted:

idk it looks pretty drat comfortable, King.

We come back in about 15 minutes and Kane is just having a nice nap in the casket

pillow tucked behind his head all comfy-like

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Kane has to go down as the most physically transformed character of all time. From crazy burn suit and mask to suit and baby hair.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Everblight posted:

:supaburn: more casket promo time!

This episode seems super, super padded.

impressive since they have an hour less than normal to work with

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty sure Bryan can imagine being buried.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I haven't seen Kane this enamored of a casket since Katie Vick.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Everblight posted:

:supaburn: more casket promo time!

This episode seems super, super padded.

They're probably doing Raw's script and did half of Raw's script on Monday.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
There it was, Cole just said that this match was to end Kane/Bryan rivalry "once and for all". This better not be another unfulfilled promise like "once in a lifetime" or "Big Show is gonna die soon"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Everblight posted:

:supaburn: more casket promo time!

This episode seems super, super padded.

wwe is cool because three additional days to work on a shorter show probably just makes it worse

bartok
May 10, 2006



Everblight posted:

:supaburn: more casket promo time!

This episode seems super, super padded.

Like that casket?

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Cena will call him Pooptin.

Will go missing the next day.

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Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

Vertical Lime posted:

someone post the old story on how wcw rigged hogan votes

Wrestling Observer Newsletter posted:

"WCW.com ran a contest involving Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair. I'm actually not sure what the contest was for. Anyway, we got numerous reports from people who said that if you vote for Flair, the total number for Hogan automatically increases by five." - The Wrestling Observer Newsletter: February 28, 1999.

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