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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That was poorly thought out, Paige.

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MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Strong style Bellas are ok with me.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hey hunter

how much do you really hate punk

Mr Muggy
Mar 30, 2010

I'm just gonna do this for about two minutes, okay?
Nikki Misawa

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Segment rating: E+
Nikki Bella did not improvise well.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Hustle
Loyalty
Whore

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

oatgan posted:

perhaps it was a dare backstage
Or a game like that David Cross bit

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

I thought she was going to pull off an RKO for a second there.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

MagicCube posted:

Strong style Bellas are ok with me.

Imagine Nakamura coming out to Briiiiiiiiiiie Moooooooooooode

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Luigi Thirty posted:

Segment rating: E+
Nikki Bella did not improvise well.

She should just be exclusively on Smackdown.

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

the two man power trip podcast

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

oatgan posted:

you keep talking about "ho" but there's really not enough acknowledgement that john cena said "69"

Cena said a whole lot of dumb poo poo that made no sense in that promo.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Roman Reigns posted:

Imagine Nakamura coming out to Briiiiiiiiiiie Moooooooooooode

I want a clean pair of boxers.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Roman Reigns posted:

Imagine Nakamura coming out to Briiiiiiiiiiie Moooooooooooode

He'd rock that poo poo so hard.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Okay, that was as much poo poo as I could take. No Daniel Bryan match for me tonight, off to Netflix.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Dust Brothers vs the Ascension :stare:

Peter Bazooka
Sep 29, 2005

This isn’t really anything I think I like.
At least Paige immediately hit one of them instead of looking sad or crying or something dumb like that.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

achillesforever6 posted:

Or a game like that David Cross bit

yehbitch

bartok
May 10, 2006



a nurse ate me baby

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Rhonne posted:

Cena said a whole lot of dumb poo poo that made no sense in that promo.

And he kept calling Lana a ho, just because she's a woman.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Wait, wait. The Champ Is Here?

The US title is on the line in Cena/Rusev?

...Rusev's chances of winning probably just quintupled.

Also, did they ever explain why Nikki Bella suddenly got Lex Luger's metal plate running forearm?

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
baby eating is mainstream

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Rhonne posted:

Cena said a whole lot of dumb poo poo that made no sense in that promo.

but he said it with fire and conviction which is really all that matters. Roman Reigns should take notes

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Jerusalem posted:

The Dust Brothers vs the Ascension :stare:

So the dusts are face now? Or were the Matadores busy?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jerusalem posted:

The Dust Brothers vs the Ascension :stare:

Oh, are they finally turning the Dust bros face again?

Tezzeract
Dec 25, 2007

Think I took a wrong turn...

pressedbunny posted:

Oh my god please give me Paige vs Natalya at WM.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Sanguinia posted:


Also, did they ever explain why Nikki Bella suddenly got Lex Luger's metal plate running forearm?

nikki bella is one of those wwe wrestlers meltzer talked about who wanted to work in new japan

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Can I get a link to the WWE App that works on PC browsers

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Codependent Poster posted:

And he kept calling Lana a ho, just because she's a woman.

She also may or may not be dating Rusev, which makes her a slut/oval office/whore because reasons.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
House show ad just used the moniker "Roman Reigns, the Epitome of Power"

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The dust brothers are so irrelevant that they're alignment-less. This happens a lot.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Blasmeister posted:

So the dusts are face now? Or were the Matadores busy?

Rhonne posted:

Oh, are they finally turning the Dust bros face again?

i think its more that the match clearly doesn't matter

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

Oh, are they finally turning the Dust bros face again?

I guess they figured they'd successfully made people forget how much they loved them and it's safe to do so again and then say they can't sustain crowd interest.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Peter Bazooka posted:

At least Paige immediately hit one of them instead of looking sad or crying or something dumb like that.

Yeah, that promo was fine. Remember, we had nearly 10 months of AJ making GBS threads on anyone she wanted. Someone standing up to the champ in the division is fine and the match should be good if they give it some actual time (so it'll be a 3 min squash, Nikki retains, internet suicide pact)

pressedbunny posted:

Oh my god please give me Paige vs Natalya at WM.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The Bellas might be the funniest thing in the company btw

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Sanguinia posted:

Wait, wait. The Champ Is Here?

The US title is on the line in Cena/Rusev?

...Rusev's chances of winning probably just quintupled.

Also, did they ever explain why Nikki Bella suddenly got Lex Luger's metal plate running forearm?

Cena's probably not winning til Mania. The only question is how strong they let Rusev go over at Fast Lane or if it's going to be hilarious gently caress finish like with Bray last year.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Why is a fast lane also a stop?

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


That Fastlane song is really really bad

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Sanguinia posted:


Also, did they ever explain why Nikki Bella suddenly got Lex Luger's metal plate running forearm?


Maybe they realised having her use an Argentine Backbreaker with previous knee injuries is a bad idea?

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Cena's probably not winning til Mania. The only question is how strong they let Rusev go over at Fast Lane or if it's going to be hilarious gently caress finish like with Bray last year.

Three words: Singing Russian Children.

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