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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
The Dusts are kinda tweeners. They're too weird to be any alignment.

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canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME
Can we get Cody Rhodes back now?

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

canti32 posted:

Can we get Cody Rhodes back now?

can we put the WWE championship on Goldust please

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I love Goldust's spiky coat.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

canti32 posted:

Can we get Cody Rhodes back now?

you're a terrible person

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Why does Fast Lane seem so weirdly cheap and pointless? I guess because it's right before WM.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





J-Ru gif those fans dressed like Gold and Stardust please.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I hope that Goldust sticks around long enough to get that Mania match with Cody. Someone would have to drag Cody out of retirement too.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Rest in Piss

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I wish we could see the ascension's entrance on the 90's raw is war titantron.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
Can we just have the Ascension's theme and tron and not them?

bartok
May 10, 2006



With that Titantron video they should have a more Dan Brown-esque gimmick

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010

mfcrocker posted:

can we put the WWE championship on Goldust please

this is all I've ever wanted.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why does Fast Lane seem so weirdly cheap and pointless? I guess because it's right before WM.

because it's what should have been Elimination Chamber but they stripped the gimmick off it

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPCkcKNUVoo

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Ugh, my second Ascension match today. Watched them vs Too Cool earlier. :sigh:

God hates me.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why does Fast Lane seem so weirdly cheap and pointless? I guess because it's right before WM.

Better than Elimination Chamber just jammed in there.

I love the Chamber, but not right before Wrestlemania.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

canti32 posted:

Can we get Cody Rhodes back now?

Cody was part of the zionist conspiracy and was disposed of by the illuminati.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

degenerates more like degeriatrics

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
De-geriatrics

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Old people did 9/11

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Ageism spotted

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



DAMNIT VIKTOR THAT'S NOT HIS BROTHER.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
No you idiots, Cody is Goldust's brother, not Stardust.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Did the Ascension just say that Stardust is Goldust's brother? That's absurd, everyone knows Goldust's brother is Cody Rhodes.

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME
Ugh just please go away acension you got beat up by 7 old men with 3 functional knees between them

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
The Ascension: Welcome to the piss-break.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I genuinely want this to be a major tag team feud for the promos alone.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Gerpy posted:

this is all I've ever wanted.

holy gently caress how has Goldust never been the champ

this is an outrage

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
If this was 1990, these guys would be serious roid freaks

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Vince wanted Big E actually not Reigns.

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Roman Reigns posted:

Imagine Nakamura coming out to Briiiiiiiiiiie Moooooooooooode

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=h...t2=&authorName=

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
I said it when they were in NXT and I stand by it, Ascension do not work on the main roaster where everybody else is as big if not bigger than them. Get these men some bull hormones, stat.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Rhonne posted:

Three words: Singing Russian Grandmothers.

Eurovision is such a treat :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Eltoasto posted:

DAMNIT VIKTOR THAT'S NOT HIS BROTHER.

Goldust told Stardust the other day he considers him a brother. It was very sweet.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



The Ascension would be better if the other original guy hadn't been busted for DUI and fired, then it would be two big guys.

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

canti32 posted:

Can we get Cody Rhodes back now?

Only this version please

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Eltoasto posted:

The Ascension would be better if the other original guy hadn't been busted for DUI and fired, then it would be two big guys.

He also punched a cop

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

AfterFather posted:

Only this version please


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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Sigma posted:

He also punched a cop

Oh maybe that's what he did, my brain defaults to DUI.

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