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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
So when Kane loses, does he go away to come back with a mask in 6 months?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Now explain Bray's magic.

Step 1. Take an egg.
Step 2. Stuff some cloth into it.
Step 3. Be a trickster-demon from the depths of hell possessing the body of a 3rd Generation wrestler.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


1/29/15: Bray Wyatt cuts the "lost his smile" promo

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

pressedbunny posted:

Remember when Bray Wyatt was cool and intimidating and didn't fail to follow through on all his claims?

shield vs wyatts 1, all downhill after that

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Is there something else closing the show I'm unaware of, or are we about to get a 30 minute casket match

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Time for Bryan to lose this and Smackdown to go off the air with Reigns, Cena and HHH tea bagging the casket.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
as Director of Operations, Kane is also tasked with bringing the casket out

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

Chris James 2 posted:

So much for the people who thought we'd genuinely have another revolt. Crowd didn't even make it halfway through the first Smackdown.

Like I said, Vince prayed to Satan and got a massive blizzard. We'll never know what the post-Raw Rumble might have been.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

fatherdog posted:

Is there something else closing the show I'm unaware of, or are we about to get a 30 minute casket match

More like a gas-ket match for Kane


hee hee haw hee

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Chris James 2 posted:

So much for the people who thought we'd genuinely have another revolt. Crowd didn't even make it halfway through the first Smackdown.

Crowd being dead in a non smark town and booing the poo poo out of Roman was the realistic option. Same thing happened with Batista after the first Raw.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Vince has started writing for Bray Wyatt. Expect references to meddling kids.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

fatherdog posted:

Is there something else closing the show I'm unaware of, or are we about to get a 30 minute casket match

sting?

bartok
May 10, 2006



When I hear yeast rolls I am reminded of this weeks Comedy Bang Bang

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I hope Kane loses and then fucks off forever. Sadly this is WWE so there's like a 70% chance that Bryan gets stuffed in the casket and isn't seen until after Wrestlemania.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



fatherdog posted:

Is there something else closing the show I'm unaware of, or are we about to get a 30 minute casket match

"The fans want Bryan, eh? I'll give them Bryan" - Vince

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

fatherdog posted:

Is there something else closing the show I'm unaware of, or are we about to get a 30 minute casket match

or a 30 minute daniel bryan match with a casket marginally involved!

ok, i need to stop being optimistic.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

mfcrocker posted:

eat the eggs bray

Hey now, he's an all-star.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

fatherdog posted:

Is there something else closing the show I'm unaware of, or are we about to get a 30 minute casket match

Look it's hard to close things if you're a wrestler. Cage doors for example.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jeff Bridges stars in "It's a Paycheck"

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

BGrifter posted:

Time for Bryan to lose this and Smackdown to go off the air with Reigns, Cena and HHH tea bagging the casket.

"I did it, Bryan. I screwed your brains out."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ziggler on the app talking up his desire for a match with Daniel Bryan at Mania.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
dont worry, dixie put a tna contract inside the casket

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

Dimebags Brain posted:

I hope Kane loses and then fucks off forever. Sadly this is WWE so there's like a 70% chance that Bryan gets stuffed in the casket and isn't seen until after Wrestlemania.

Kane wins, then Vince and Trips come down with a few shovels and they all bury Bryan in the arena.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Eltoasto posted:

"The fans want Bryan, eh? I'll give them Bryan" - Vince

It'll be like that fake Krusty from the Simpsons. Just this huge fat guy with a fake beard wearing a Yes shirt.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Ziggler on the app talking up his desire for a match with Daniel Bryan at Mania.

ahahaha all he's going to do tonight is chase off J&J Security

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

OldTennisCourt posted:

It'll be like that fake Krusty from the Simpsons. Just this huge fat guy with a fake beard wearing a Yes shirt.

roman wouldnt look good in a fake beard

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

Ziggler on the app talking up his desire for a match with Daniel Bryan at Mania.

Even Wrestlemania needs dark matches

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Dimebags Brain posted:

Um Miz, if you went back to that Sandow/Sheamus feud you would know that Sandow is a wizard.

I love that feud because Sandow did absolutely nothing to provoke or attack Sheamus at any point and was still the heel for some reason. All Sheamus did was break his stuff and beat him up for being smart. It was 100% old archetypical bully stuff that they always say they are against.

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME
Wizard Wars actually looks pretty good, but I'm a huge magic geek

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Pariah Rex posted:

I love that feud because Sandow did absolutely nothing to provoke or attack Sheamus at any point and was still the heel for some reason. All Sheamus did was break his stuff and beat him up for being smart. It was 100% old archetypical bully stuff that they always say they are against.

Oh God, don't remind me. They wrestled every week for 6 months.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Pariah Rex posted:

I love that feud because Sandow did absolutely nothing to provoke or attack Sheamus at any point and was still the heel for some reason. All Sheamus did was break his stuff and beat him up for being smart. It was 100% old archetypical bully stuff that they always say they are against.

Even as a huge Sheamus fan even I hated Jerk rear end Face Sheamus

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
CATCHPHRASE OVER *clap clap clapclapclap*

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
I wonder when the last time that much of Kane's theme was played

omgomgomg
Oct 26, 2012

db's hair looks terrible holy poo poo

bartok
May 10, 2006



canti32 posted:

Wizard Wars actually looks pretty good, but I'm a huge magic geek

Don't bother Gob Bluth was already eliminated.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Pariah Rex posted:

I love that feud because Sandow did absolutely nothing to provoke or attack Sheamus at any point and was still the heel for some reason. All Sheamus did was break his stuff and beat him up for being smart. It was 100% old archetypical bully stuff that they always say they are against.

sandow was a huge rear end in a top hat constantly though?

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Look at this ugly vanilla miget who's only catchphrase over

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Daniel Bryan isn't over, these fans just love casket matches

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
That casket is dented already.

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

CubsWoo posted:

CATCHPHRASE OVER *clap clap clapclapclap*

Put his catchphrase in the main event of wrestlemania, because its more over than any other wrestler.

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