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ukle
Nov 28, 2005

keevo posted:

Ferrari's car was just unveiled. More sponsors than McLaren and Sauber. I can't tell if it's just the picture or not but it looks like it has a really short wheelbase.





Finally a car that doesn't look the same as the others. This season is shapping up to be poo poo.

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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


You know why I FedEx stuff? Because UPS sponsor Ferrari and Ferrari never delivers

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Riso posted:

:lol: Sauber lost their age old NEC sponsorship.

It was on the Force India.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

simplefish posted:

You know why I FedEx stuff? Because UPS sponsor Ferrari and Ferrari never delivers

In a similar vein, they have Alfa Romeo logos on the car now. The only car on the planet more unreliable than a Fiat is an Alfa. That bodes well.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

There was a question whether Santander would follow Fred to Mac, and the answer to that is obviously no. Early 90's black is back.



From the car launch video

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Are there sidepods within sidepods or does their CGI guy just not give a gently caress about shadows?

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Stellar Curiosity posted:

There was a question whether Santander would follow Fred to Mac, and the answer to that is obviously no. Early 90's black is back.




People say McLaren are dull and corporate. But compared to that photo they are a world of fun and parties. Ferrari is the worst.

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
What a great looking Ferrari. Too bad Vettel's driving it.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


simplefish posted:

Firstly, look at where the black is. It's actually in a shape on the Merc and on the McLaron it's the whole bottom half. Plus the Merc has the Petronas Teal along the length (nopse, rims and sidepod), rather than red lines that cut off somewhere around the front of the cockpit. I like the pattern on the Merc's spine as breaks up the colour, whereas Button will be driving something that's just plain silver for the sake of silver. Also the fact that the teal is more gradiented/feathered/whatever than last year's.

Do I think the car's a stunner? No, but it's the best looking out of the FI, Macca, and Merc. That's all.

the red stripes on the mclaren extend from the nose to the rear wishbones FYI you've clearly only looked at the the car from one angle

also re: ferrari I FOUND SANTANDER GUYS

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


be nice wicka posted:

the red stripes on the mclaren extend from the nose to the rear wishbones FYI you've clearly only looked at the the car from one angle

You got me.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Stellar Curiosity posted:

There was a question whether Santander would follow Fred to Mac, and the answer to that is obviously no. Early 90's black is back.

not really a matter of "following" since santander sponsored both ferrari and mclaren last year. odd that they would drop mclaren once alonso joined but supposedly they are in negotiations. mclaren presumably wants more money.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
santander backing ferrari over molclarten is nearly as retarded as ferrari backing vettle over .... anyone really

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

Residency Evil posted:

What a great looking Ferrari. Too bad Vettel's driving it.

Yea pretty much this, now that old eyebrows himself has gone back to Mclaren, I have no real call to cheer for Ferrari. I like Kimi but let's face it, he is poo poo and isn't going to improve any time soon.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

He's not poo poo, he just needs a very specific car set up to give the absolute maximum he's capable of. They managed that at Lotus which is why he won races with them. Same way Vettel is crap unless the rear end of the car is absolutely rock solid. I'd really like to see what happens if Ferrari somehow managed to make a car that suited both of their needs. It could be a really interesting battle between them.

aequalis
Aug 11, 2010

Fernando is smugger than you. Can you confirm you understand that message?
Woah what about that beauty of a car lads! I'm loving the pointy, stabby nose cone, not sure I understand the Alfa Romeo on there instead of the Ol' Trusty FIAT. Probably something to do with Marchionne the oval office.

In some ways the Scuderia always finds ways to make themselves ever more :italy: but all these obscure international companies slapping their sponsor stickers on them is really starting to grind my KERS.

E: just noticed HAAS on there too...

aequalis fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Jan 30, 2015

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

simplefish posted:

See, more black shaping.

WHY WON'T YOU LEARN MCLARON?

No dick nose.

Something I've noticed about the Ferraris is that they have a skinnier air duct and a bigger Pinched Fin than the other teams usually

Ferraris don't need a dick nose, the dicks are inside the car.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Vettel at ferrari just looks wrong

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007




No one, not even Crofty, confused the green Caterhams with anything but a Caterham. Or confused them with being competitive. But the were definitely easy to spot.

If RBR were are cool as they pretend to be, they'd troll everyone with a McLaren/FI-esque livery for testing but arrive at Melbourne in their usual paint scheme.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

darth cookie posted:

He's not poo poo, he just needs a very specific car set up to give the absolute maximum he's capable of. They managed that at Lotus which is why he won races with them. Same way Vettel is crap unless the rear end of the car is absolutely rock solid. I'd really like to see what happens if Ferrari somehow managed to make a car that suited both of their needs. It could be a really interesting battle between them.

Let me rephrase:

he is poo poo and isn't going to improve any time soon.

Ferrari will remain incapable of giving him his very specific set up, so he will appear to be complete poo poo for the foreseeable future.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
The yellow on Prost cars was Bic sponsorship.

I think Pacific had some blue and yellow going on at some stage.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Whitey Ford posted:

No one, not even Crofty, confused the green Caterhams with anything but a Caterham.

That's because they got about 8 seconds airtime per race. On a good day.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

These new swooping noses are going to be great at launching cars.
It looks like sky f1 has half an hour each night for the tests starting Sunday at 9pm.

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Fumble posted:

These new swooping noses are going to be great at launching cars.
It looks like sky f1 has half an hour each night for the tests starting Sunday at 9pm.

It's usually 15 mins of cars and 15 mins of Ted's notebook

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

darth cookie posted:

He's not poo poo, he just needs a very specific car set up to give the absolute maximum he's capable of. They managed that at Lotus which is why he won races with them. Same way Vettel is crap unless the rear end of the car is absolutely rock solid. I'd really like to see what happens if Ferrari somehow managed to make a car that suited both of their needs. It could be a really interesting battle between them.

You have to admit, it'd make for an amazing season if Ferrari does figure it out though.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
I've never seen Kimi smile so widely in a press photo and that Sauber is the single most ugliest shade of blue I've ever seen.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
And there was much rejoicing.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

Wirth1000 posted:

that Sauber is the single most ugliest shade of blue I've ever seen.

It looks like it belongs in GP3

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Generator posted:

Woo, a non silver/black car!

The Sauber is blue:


Looks nice to me. Car will probably be poo poo though but eh.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Brainwrong posted:

Did Larousse or Prost run a yellow and blue car?

The '95 and '96 (The '96 moreso) Ligiers were blue, white, with a bit of yellow. Larrousse never did, but for a few years ran an "explosion at the paint factory" livery.

Human Grand Prix fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jan 30, 2015

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Stellar Curiosity posted:

There was a question whether Santander would follow Fred to Mac, and the answer to that is obviously no. Early 90's black is back.



From the car launch video


Nice car, shame about the drivers.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


i am absolutely certain that the sauber will be one of their best cars since BMW left

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I don't think any of the cars look at all bad. The McLaren livery isn't exciting, but if it's only an interim testing livery who cares?
Only Williams, so far, have gone for the finger solution, which is nice to see, and the other teams seem to have a variety of nose designs instead of just copying Mercedes as they might have done. The Sauber livery is nice, but would look better with more sponsors to break up the big blocks of colour. It's good to see more black than white on a Ferrari, but the placement of the UPS and Alfa logos is really clumsy.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tsaedje posted:

I don't think any of the cars look at all bad. The McLaren livery isn't exciting, but if it's only an interim testing livery who cares?
Only Williams, so far, have gone for the finger solution, which is nice to see, and the other teams seem to have a variety of nose designs instead of just copying Mercedes as they might have done. The Sauber livery is nice, but would look better with more sponsors to break up the big blocks of colour. It's good to see more black than white on a Ferrari, but the placement of the UPS and Alfa logos is really clumsy.

I just find it weird Alfa is sponsoring a Ferrari...

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Human Grand Prix posted:

I just find it weird Alfa is sponsoring a Ferrari...

It's another part of the Fiat group. It's more like Fiat are using Ferrari to promote Alfa.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Tsaedje posted:

I don't think any of the cars look at all bad.
The transcendent horribality of the 2014 dicknose cars was so extreme that everything looks kinda boring now.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
mmm nothing like an immaculate Scud machine to start off my day.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Human Grand Prix posted:

I just find it weird Alfa is sponsoring a Ferrari...

Enzo used to run the Alfa F1 team, so it's kinda cool lol

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

That Ferrari looks like a winner. WDC # 2 for Kimi incoming.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

The transcendent horribality of the 2014 dicknose cars was so extreme that everything looks kinda boring now.

The last high noses look awful. With regards to Alfa I know they've been part of Fiat for 30 years but it's still strange seeing a former rival sponsoring Ferrari.

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Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alain Post posted:

Enzo used to run the Alfa F1 team, so it's kinda cool lol

They should rebadge the customer Ferrari Motors as Alfas.

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