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Say Nothing posted:If it's funny and news related, post it. Why not?
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ThePlague-Daemon posted:Why not? I hate it when they give cryptic advice and don't explain why you should follow it.
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Feb 1, 2015 05:07
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Karma Monkey posted:Is Pepsi ok? How about my iPhone 4S?
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Feb 1, 2015 05:15
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ThePlague-Daemon posted:Why not?
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Feb 1, 2015 06:52
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 The latest IOS update charges the battery when you boil it in coke.
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Feb 1, 2015 10:58
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But my android phone is ok right?
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Feb 1, 2015 18:58
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a kitten posted:But my android phone is ok right? I feel like I read about this exact type of incident so often that it's a thing to get drunk and goof off on a zamboni. They must be really fun to drive, I guess.
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Feb 1, 2015 19:51
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Well an ice rink isn't a public road so he probably has a pretty decent case against it.
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a kitten posted:But my android phone is ok right? Was it really a Zamboni or an ice resurfacer? This is important.
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Brainbread posted:Was it really a Zamboni or an ice resurfacer? This is important. Not sure, even the local newspapers are saying Zamboni though. http://www.twincities.com/nation/ci_27432703/fargo-zamboni-driver-arrested-dwi-when-spectators-report quote:Another Zamboni driver was called in but the teams' coaches decided to play on the rough ice rather than wait for the other driver to arrive. jamal posted:Well an ice rink isn't a public road so he probably has a pretty decent case against it. Maybe! Also, I know for a fact people in ND have smartphones and there is no video of this and that is a drat shame. 
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Feb 2, 2015 01:51
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Geesh everyone knows dead babies go in the compost bin. "Smart ads" my rear end.
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Gabi, you have an appointment with the school counselor on Monday. Also on Tuesday, and Wednesday. You speak with an agent and publisher on Thursday.
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Psycho Gabi aside, seashells do loving not beam at night.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Psycho Gabi aside, seashells do loving not beam at night.
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I find Gabi's the oddest not because of the subject matter, but because it's the only not-haiku.
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Feb 2, 2015 03:46
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Gabi's genius cannot be contained by mere syllables.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Gabi's genius cannot be contained by mere syllables. Maybe a straight jacket would do the job?
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More inappropriate ad placement.   
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Owl attacks joggers and steals their hats
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But what kind of hats were they wearing? Maybe he's critiquing their fashion. Is he shredding fedoras and clawing at the faces of neckbeards? Maybe that owl is a hero.
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Karma Monkey posted:But what kind of hats were they wearing? Maybe he's critiquing their fashion. Is he shredding fedoras and clawing at the faces of neckbeards? Maybe that owl is a hero. Do you really think anyone wearing a fedora is going to be jogging?
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It's a typo, they meant jiggling, not jogging.
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Slime posted:Do you really think anyone wearing a fedora is going to be jogging? ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!
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I just read about this in the local paper this morning. I'm pretty sure the guy deserved it.
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morallyobjected posted:I just read about this in the local paper this morning. I'm pretty sure the guy deserved it. Nice outfit, Dr. Jaeks!  It's weird that I've seen maybe hundreds of owls in my lifetime in many areas and neither myself nor anyone I know has ever been attacked by owls, including these "extremely territorial" species. Then again, no one I know is a Packers super fan costume designer.
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Karma Monkey posted:Nice outfit, Dr. Jaeks! You must be dealing with sissy owls, then. The burrowing owls in South Florida will swarm your rear end. It's illegal to do anything but run like a bitch when the owls attack. On some golf courses, panicked grown men fleeing owls is an everyday site.  Wrong neighborhood, etc.
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Found in another thread:
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The Kins posted:Found in another thread: I'm seeing a slight problem with this man's logic.
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Cleretic posted:I'm seeing a slight problem with this man's logic. Really, he should have called the better business bureau.
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Karma Monkey posted:Nice outfit, Dr. Jaeks! The owl is the reincarnated spirit of Joan Rivers, dealing out retribution for his crimes against fashion.
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Feb 7, 2015 04:21
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 CNN, you play a lot of dumb poo poo, but this was something special
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AlbieQuirky posted:The owl is the reincarnated spirit of Joan Rivers, dealing out retribution for his crimes against fashion. Joan Rivers was never this funny.
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Frostwerks posted:Joan Rivers was never this funny. You're supposed to level up when you reincarnate. Owl's voice also less annoying.
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Karma Monkey posted:Nice outfit, Dr. Jaeks! owls are pussies I once knew a man who undertook a prolonged campaign of violence and terror against owls(long story but the short version is that it's the government's fault, gently caress the police) and not one of them had the balls to fight back against him. He attacked at night too so there's no loving excuse. gently caress owls
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cock hero flux posted:owls are pussies Please tell us the rest of this story; it sounds like a hoot!
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