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Will Cuchulain be able to do a Warp-Spasm? In the myths, when Cuchulain got really angry he'd mutate into a horrible monster, as recited in this pretty cool piece. http://www.davidheuser.com/CWS.htm
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Will Cuchulain be able to do a Warp-Spasm? In the myths, when Cuchulain got really angry he'd mutate into a horrible monster, as recited in this pretty cool piece.
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Feb 2, 2015 09:10
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Will Cuchulain be able to do a Warp-Spasm? In the myths, when Cuchulain got really angry he'd mutate into a horrible monster, as recited in this pretty cool piece. He was in a monster form when he escaped his tomb in Barkley 1.
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Feb 2, 2015 10:44
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Here is a poster for our next game which will be a "Spectacle fighter" featuring Ultimate Hellbane as an optometrist trying to make ends meet.
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Feb 3, 2015 21:25
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By the way I never got confirmation to that PAX east or whatever it was someone asked. The elusive producer is entirely at fault here, I take no responsibility over anything.
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Feb 3, 2015 22:53
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Gortarius posted:Here is a poster for our next game which will be a "Spectacle fighter" featuring Ultimate Hellbane as an optometrist trying to make ends meet. If the game's about Ultimate Hellbane why did you post a picture of mild-mannered scholar Balthios James?
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Feb 4, 2015 09:24
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In the mysterious barkley 2 developement discussion chat, this was brought up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ZRSwul7cE I'm told that this is what Barkley 2 strives to be. Heh, mission accomplished. I kinda wanna watch an episode right now.
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Feb 4, 2015 11:21
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There are no women with the will to survive that we've seen so far in B2 so...
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Feb 4, 2015 16:04
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swimming anime posted:There are no women with the will to survive that we've seen so far in B2 so... How do you know if duergar have sexual dimorphism?
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Feb 4, 2015 17:54
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Looks like PAX East is a no for ToG, sorry.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:36
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Gamers: Join me in sending our chi energy to the ToG team.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:43
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Gortarius posted:Looks like PAX East is a no for ToG, sorry. I'll never get to visit your filty wizard booth. 
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Feb 4, 2015 18:45
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Show up to the ToG HQ door with a bottle of Dew and you shall have all that you wish for.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:50
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swimming anime posted:There are no women with the will to survive that we've seen so far in B2 so... Juwanna Mann will show up. I'm sure.
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Feb 4, 2015 19:29
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swimming anime posted:There are no women with the will to survive that we've seen so far in B2 so... There is more to see................................... This is an equal opportunity game. Everyone is just as super miserable, no matter if male, female, eunuch or dwarf.
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Feb 4, 2015 20:24
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Gortarius posted:I kinda wanna watch an episode right now. cleopatra 2525 was loving awful, but you should try to draw as much inspiration from Lexx as you can. Especially the toilets. Will barkley 2 have usable toilets? The answer to this question may impact my purchasing decision.
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Feb 4, 2015 21:21
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NmareBfly posted:cleopatra 2525 was loving awful, but you should try to draw as much inspiration from Lexx as you can. Especially the toilets. Will barkley 2 have usable toilets? The answer to this question may impact my purchasing decision.
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Feb 4, 2015 21:25
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I expect hard moral choices from toilets. Should we truly let it mellow?
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Feb 4, 2015 21:28
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Will there be a new thread when this game is actually released (never)
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Feb 4, 2015 21:29
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Gortarius posted:Show up to the ToG HQ door with a bottle of Dew and you shall have all that you wish for. If I bring a 2 liter can I challenge the wizard to a game of b-ball
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Feb 5, 2015 01:14
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Luceid posted:Will there be a new thread when this game is actually released (never) I'm curious, how much time is TOG planning to have between the announcement of a release date and the actual release?
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Feb 5, 2015 01:24
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I'm curious, how much time is TOG planning to have between the announcement of a release date and the actual release? they will release the game on torrent sites 2 weeks before the retail release and then wait another 2 weeks before the press campaign promoting it.
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Feb 5, 2015 04:48
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Marketing decided on a direct mailing campaign, so the exact amount of time may vary.
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Feb 5, 2015 05:59
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There are toilets you can use but I don't know if they will stay in the game. The very first thing I saw in the design docs when they forced me to work on this stupid game at gunpoint was CTS. Custom Toilet System. Sink the bismark sounds like Battleships, which sounds like a (not) great idea. Don't know where it'll fit (nowhere) but to me at least it seems like a very easy and time efficient minigame to make codezz for. I'm hoping there will be a fresh new thread when the game is released, or if/when there is a demo before the release. Just like all the other threads, some info on the game, some pix and some vids, and some funnay gifs to really turn people away from the game right from the get go. I think the best way to announce the release would be to announce it at the exact same second as the game comes out so that it gets everyone caught off guard. Or release the game in complete silence, then couple of months afterwards make an announcement that we are pulling it off the shelves because of poor sales, and blame the customerbase for everything. If you wanna duke it out on the court with the Wizard then you better got some Verboten dunks up your sleeve.
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Feb 5, 2015 09:05
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Are there any plans to put this game out in other languages?
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Feb 6, 2015 01:02
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Al Bhed support is confirmed at release.
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Feb 6, 2015 01:38
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Anonymous Robot posted:Al Bhed support is confirmed at release. Famm dryd'c y nameav, pid E fuhtan ruf aqbahceja ed fuimt pa du dnyhcmyda dra risun uv drec kysa du udran myhkiykac, bnurepedejamo cu? https://stephenw32768.appspot.com/albhed/
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Famm dryd'c y nameav, pid E fuhtan ruf aqbahceja ed fuimt pa du dnyhcmyda dra risun uv drec kysa du udran myhkiykac, bnurepedejamo cu? what the hell do you mean by "Vyss tnot'l o hysayj, bet A virdyh niv yxpyrlazy at viesd by ti thorlsoty tny necih ij tnal gocy ti itnyh sorgeogyl, phinabatazysu li?" you son of a bitch
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Feb 6, 2015 03:30
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Al! posted:what the hell do you mean by "Vyss tnot'l o hysayj, bet A virdyh niv yxpyrlazy at viesd by ti thorlsoty tny necih ij tnal gocy ti itnyh sorgeogyl, phinabatazysu li?" you son of a bitch Famm kejah dra luhdaqd E drehg ed sayhc oui bid ed eh dra fnuhk puq.
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Feb 6, 2015 03:53
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Please go with the Sega Saturn surprise release
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Feb 6, 2015 03:59
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Fadsads ada da sdioja sodijoadj osajdisao dlaksfnl saj hfaih ifsh gisa gif ahiahrf fdsa.
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Feb 6, 2015 05:15
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E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo
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Feb 6, 2015 05:23
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Can I get a rough estimate on how many popular memes this game will create.
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Feb 6, 2015 05:26
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GNU Order posted:E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo E's kyo it's cool that i can figure this out without knowing al bhed
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Gortarius posted:Sink the bismark sounds like Battleships, which sounds like a (not) great idea. Don't know where it'll fit (nowhere) but to me at least it seems like a very easy and time efficient minigame to make codezz for. In fact, I am not sure how you'd include that minigame in barkley 2 and not receive an AO rating. Maybe just have the stream visible. Think of all the mechanics. Stream intensity varies and you need to pull left/right like a skateboarding game or something.
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pon alien posted:Can I get a rough estimate on how many popular memes this game will create. Popular memes? Zero. Awful memes? Twelve.
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Maybe I'm just a lovely alcoholic, but around here sink the bismarck is a drinking game. Float a shot glass in a half pint of beer, and everyone takes turns pouring into said shot glass. Person that sinks it, drinks it. It's like poo poo head jenga!
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Feb 6, 2015 08:43
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Khorne posted:It's actually pissing at a bar of soap or turd in a toilet. Until it sinks. Minigame?
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Can we have a character who always says "that's one of my rules" after he offers profound life advice to the protagonist? Thanks.
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sinking belle posted:Can we have a character who always says "that's one of my rules" after he offers profound life advice to the protagonist? Thanks. There is a guy who talk extensively about the societal norms for clowns. Is that good enough?
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