Taylor Swift's Crotch Chop

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Mahoning: Feb 3, 2007

ded posted:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 05:06

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 06:13

Yomofo: Jun 7, 2005; by Cyrano4747

Everdraed, you are a legend. I don't post often, but this thread is loving awesome :boom:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 05:41

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

beato posted:

One more before bed

lol

# ? Feb 3, 2015 06:25

Big Butt Skinner: Apr 16, 2005; Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

beato posted:

One more before bed

Who is this

# ? Feb 3, 2015 06:37

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 19 days!

Wandle Shaytham posted:

Who is this

I'm on the awful app so all I see is a big gray box that says .gif that I'm too lazy to click on but I'm pretty sure that's either Taylor Swift or Sub-Zero.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 06:51

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Wandle Shaytham posted:

Who is this

Microwave's step-mom. Microwave is or was a goon who had a serious hard-on for her and told the forums that, and other things he shouldn't have told us.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 06:56

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Wandle Shaytham posted:

Who is this

Microwave's stepmom:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1955

# ? Feb 3, 2015 07:05

Smoremaster: Aug 5, 2009; Don't forget to source your quotes!

# ? Feb 3, 2015 07:42

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Smoremaster posted:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 07:43

John Liver: May 4, 2009

Smoremaster posted:

Threads like these need to be voted 6

# ? Feb 3, 2015 07:48

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Smoremaster posted:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 07:54

Destoration: Apr 30, 2012

This thread is so amazing I hope it never stops. :boom:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 08:23

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Smoremaster posted:

Holy gently caress

Obligatory :boom:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 08:24

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Smoremaster posted:

lmao

# ? Feb 3, 2015 08:53

gibb3h: Jul 15, 2014

Smoremaster posted:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 08:56

doctorfrog: Mar 14, 2007; Great.

sweet loving goldplated jesus christ everdraed.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 09:06

glowing-fish: Feb 18, 2013; Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

Destoration posted:

This thread is so amazing I hope it never stops.

I see what you did there!

# ? Feb 3, 2015 09:25

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

I just want to use the new smiley. :boom:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 09:36

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Smoremaster posted:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 09:36

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Countdown to Taylor Swift trademarking this thread.

:boom:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 09:37

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Smoremaster posted:

I was thinking of ways to do a Lowtax one, this is perfect.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 10:32

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 10:46

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 11:25

Karma Comedian: Feb 2, 2012

Palpek posted:

Took me a second. God drat.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 11:32

Oxygen Deficiency: May 19, 2008

Palpek posted:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 11:35

Gorgolflox: Apr 2, 2009; Gun Saliva

I love this thread, I want to kiss it on the mouth. :boom:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 12:12

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Smoremaster posted:

ahahaha

# ? Feb 3, 2015 14:09

Chris Awful: Oct 2, 2005; Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

I didn't think this thread could get any better and I am so happy I was wrong.
:hellyeah:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 14:26

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Wootman posted:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 14:28

Morton Salt Grrl: Sep 2, 2011; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
FRESH BLOOD

May their memory be a justification for genocide

Quanta posted:

Astounding

# ? Feb 3, 2015 14:51

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

Smoremaster posted:

All of you. :golfclap:

So good.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 14:53

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Quanta posted:

I don't know why but this one made me laugh the hardest :boom:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 15:49

Eighties ZomCom: Sep 10, 2008

Palpek posted:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:21

flirty dental hygienist: Jul 24, 2007; All aboard the knuckle train to FIST PLANET!!

Palpek posted:

Too bad you couldn't do it where she gets out of the car, stands over his dead useless body and then does the chop.

:boom:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:34

Uncle Salty: Jan 19, 2008; BOYS

Well done, well done.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:37

buttcrackmenace: Nov 14, 2007; see its right there in the manual where it says; Grimey Drawer

beato posted:

I was thinking of ways to do a Lowtax one, this is perfect.

far more appropriate imho

# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:02

DeusExMachinima: Sep 2, 2012; This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Midjack posted:

Microwave's stepmom:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1955

God drat he handled that badly.

:boom:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:18

Cymbal Monkey: Apr 16, 2009; Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

Can we get this as an emote as well?

# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:20

DeusExMachinima: Sep 2, 2012; This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Cymbal Monkey posted:

Can we get this as an emote as well?

I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake
Shake it out shake it out

# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:24

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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Smoremaster posted:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:32

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