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Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOm8zog21wI

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awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Frog Act posted:

Petrozavodsk KFC apparently



Capitalism wins

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




awesome-express posted:

Capitalism wins
or does it
look into kfc logo

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

awesome-express posted:

Capitalism wins

Petrozavodsk is a shithole.

So close to true civilization (Finland), but still stuck in 1975.

Here is a random news report. Everything is so depressing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vyvqbTH_x0

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




introducing my new startup mailbяidя
:nws: http://www.lrytas.lt/pasaulis/marga-planeta/rusijos-keistenybes-pazinciu-iesko-ir-tokiomis-nuotraukomis.htm#.VMt1M4z9mUn

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

3/65, 11/65 and the chick in the trunk. Why are they there?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




JaucheCharly posted:

3/65, 11/65 and the chick in the trunk. Why are they there?
how do i know, both why these pictures were taken and why whoever made that gallery did put them there
trunk girl is just weird, judging her photoshoot from earlier this thread

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK
I guess it's true, they replaced Mila Kunis in Ted 2.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

золотое дно

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Russia economy strong

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Lord of Pie posted:

Russia economy strong



at least this time they're using a shovel instead of a bulldozer

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lord of Pie posted:

Russia economy strong



That looks like USD but it makes sense since Russia is burning through all their foreign currency reserves to prop up the ruble :ussr:

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

kalstrams posted:

or does it
look into kfc logo


That doesn't look Rostiks at all.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Zeno-25 posted:

That looks like USD but it makes sense since Russia is burning through all their foreign currency reserves to prop up the ruble :ussr:

over 120 billion USD spent so far propping up the rouble

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

etalian posted:

over 120 billion USD spent so far propping up the rouble

Whatever they're doing it's failing gloriously.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lazer Monkey posted:

Whatever they're doing it's failing gloriously.

Russia to have less MickyD's due to falling rouble:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/01/31/us-mcdonalds-russia-idUSKBN0L40PX20150131


Russia tried everything from burning hard currency reserves or even doing a big interest rate hike without success.

Hipster Occultist
Aug 16, 2008

He's an ancient, obscure god. You probably haven't heard of him.


get owned putin, you slavic shitlord

Present
Oct 28, 2011

by Shine
Rouble?! More like rubble.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Present posted:

Rouble?! More like rubble.

I read that in the voice of one of those living household appliances from the Flintstones.

*swark* "It's a living!"

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Japanes scientists is of findings a dead body very olds in cave. Dead body is died of malnourish. Japaneses of analyzing dead body. Dead body is of beings 167,342 years of old. Japanese scientists organizes competition of polis forcez:

FBI walkings inside. Comings back 15 minutes. They of telling body is betveen 160,000 and 175,000 years of old.

Japanes imprest.

MI6 of walking in. Come out 30 minutes. They iz say mister body person is between 165,000 and 170,000 years of old.

Nippon more imprest.

KGB arriveds. Analyzings in 60 minutes. Declarings comrade body is between 167,000 and 168,000 yearings.

Scientists super imprest and takings of photo with KGB.

Politburo is goings in. 60 minuts. 2 hours. 3 hours. Komings back with press deklaration. Sayings dead Latvia man is 167,342 years of being old.

Everyone of beings in shok. Japanese scientists asks. How yuo of knowings exaktly? Politburo chef is of saying:

We made him speak

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

kalstrams posted:

Japanes scientists is of findings a dead body very olds in cave. Dead body is died of malnourish. Japaneses of analyzing dead body. Dead body is of beings 167,342 years of old. Japanese scientists organizes competition of polis forcez:

FBI walkings inside. Comings back 15 minutes. They of telling body is betveen 160,000 and 175,000 years of old.

Japanes imprest.

MI6 of walking in. Come out 30 minutes. They iz say mister body person is between 165,000 and 170,000 years of old.

Nippon more imprest.

KGB arriveds. Analyzings in 60 minutes. Declarings comrade body is between 167,000 and 168,000 yearings.

Scientists super imprest and takings of photo with KGB.

Politburo is goings in. 60 minuts. 2 hours. 3 hours. Komings back with press deklaration. Sayings dead Latvia man is 167,342 years of being old.

Everyone of beings in shok. Japanese scientists asks. How yuo of knowings exaktly? Politburo chef is of saying:

We made him speak

Comrade, you just got 20 years.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




Posing on literal gabage is hot

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


semi-seriouspost: why does this cult of personality leader worship poo poo seem so prevalent with russians? in most western countries the majority of ppl maintain at least some (usually a whole lot) of skepticism towards our governments/leaders, with only the most insufferable koolaid drinking partisans lining up to suck their dick (and even then only if it's their guy) because we know they're just flawed lovely human beings

but with russia it's like the majority are totally up the rear end of whoever the head honcho is even if its literally stalin

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Feranon posted:

semi-seriouspost: why does this cult of personality leader worship poo poo seem so prevalent with russians? in most western countries the majority of ppl maintain at least some (usually a whole lot) of skepticism towards our governments/leaders, with only the most insufferable koolaid drinking partisans lining up to suck their dick (and even then only if it's their guy) because we know they're just flawed lovely human beings

but with russia it's like the majority are totally up the rear end of whoever the head honcho is even if its literally stalin

i remember that someone said that russia is an example of a country that left the middle ages with basically no reforms whatsoever and i found that an apt explanation

Present
Oct 28, 2011

by Shine

Fojar38 posted:

i remember that someone said that russia is an example of a country that left the middle ages with basically no reforms whatsoever and i found that an apt explanation

Yeah that's it. Looking back at Russia from when it got started, you had several hundreds of years living under the Mongols, a people that will murder you for looking at them funny. Then you had several hundreds of years where you were a serf(literally property) under the all-powerful Tsars. Then you had the revolution where the Tsar and all nobility was murdered, followed by purges of intelligentsia and free thinkers during the USSR years.

Falling into line/keeping your head down has been the Russian survival mechanism since it began as Muscovy.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
It's interesting to me that the nation that resisted a past age's modernity was the most susceptible to marxist revolution. i think it probably figures into why current communist states are professed marxist but are highly imperialist with exceptionally undemocratic methods of capital control, even more so than in capitalist states

what lovely devices they are, cheaper labor and the sheer propaganda of them

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Russia had stop/start modernization and one of the moves away from serfdom were collectively owned farms, which didn't really survive the revolution.

Richard Pipes' A Brief History of the Russian Revolution is a good read, just keep in mind that he was one of Reagan's top fear-mongers about the 'inherently evil and aggressive' Soviet mindset.

He more or less blames Communists for the Holocaust because a number of Bolsheviks were Jewish and triggered reactionary antisemitism in Germany.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Present posted:

Yeah that's it. Looking back at Russia from when it got started, you had several hundreds of years living under the Mongols, a people that will murder you for looking at them funny. Then you had several hundreds of years where you were a serf(literally property) under the all-powerful Tsars. Then you had the revolution where the Tsar and all nobility was murdered, followed by purges of intelligentsia and free thinkers during the USSR years.

Falling into line/keeping your head down has been the Russian survival mechanism since it began as Muscovy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnnpi2VI89c

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Have you guys watched bitter lake yet? (not the furry docu, the adam curtis one) It gets into the soviets time in Afghanistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXcpDO8_3qU

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/posts/the_years_of_stagnation_and_th

He's recent works have been built from his blog posts and this one gives Russia more attention than it got in 'Bitter Lake'

Present
Oct 28, 2011

by Shine

huskarl_marx posted:

It's interesting to me that the nation that resisted a past age's modernity was the most susceptible to marxist revolution. i think it probably figures into why current communist states are professed marxist but are highly imperialist with exceptionally undemocratic methods of capital control, even more so than in capitalist states

what lovely devices they are, cheaper labor and the sheer propaganda of them

It's more of a case of the winners getting to write history. Looking back at what actually happened after the revolution, the Bolsheviks were just one party of many struggling for influence. They weren't the biggest nor the strongest. The Anarchists were actually the big dog at one point. But what the Bolsheviks did is they made alliances and pacts to give them time to get stronger, and then back-stabbed their allies when they no longer needed them to fight their enemies for them. They were vicious.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Present posted:

It's more of a case of the winners getting to write history. Looking back at what actually happened after the revolution, the Bolsheviks were just one party of many struggling for influence. They weren't the biggest nor the strongest. The Anarchists were actually the big dog at one point. But what the Bolsheviks did is they made alliances and pacts to give them time to get stronger, and then back-stabbed their allies when they no longer needed them to fight their enemies for them. They were vicious.

Mao did the same thing. Theyd roll in after the Nationalists and Japanese tired themselves out and mop up.

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

Feranon posted:

semi-seriouspost: why does this cult of personality leader worship poo poo seem so prevalent with russians? in most western countries the majority of ppl maintain at least some (usually a whole lot) of skepticism towards our governments/leaders, with only the most insufferable koolaid drinking partisans lining up to suck their dick (and even then only if it's their guy) because we know they're just flawed lovely human beings

but with russia it's like the majority are totally up the rear end of whoever the head honcho is even if its literally stalin

Semi-serious reminder that Americans twice elected a man whose only obvious qualification was that he was the son of another president.

Also that the next presidential election may well be between a man whose only obvious qualifications are that both his dad and his older brother were president and a woman who at least has a good education but whose main qualifications are (i)she is married to a former president and (ii) she has experience in senior positions that she got because she was married to a president.

At least in Russia when this poo poo happens it's a hot Ukranian prosecutor lady.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Feranon posted:

semi-seriouspost: why does this cult of personality leader worship poo poo seem so prevalent with russians? in most western countries the majority of ppl maintain at least some (usually a whole lot) of skepticism towards our governments/leaders, with only the most insufferable koolaid drinking partisans lining up to suck their dick (and even then only if it's their guy) because we know they're just flawed lovely human beings

but with russia it's like the majority are totally up the rear end of whoever the head honcho is even if its literally stalin

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
Most of the those people werent popular when they were in charge except for Washington. Washington is the closest thing to cult of personality we've ever had when they were alive. and even he had a vocal minority of people who hated him. You should look up what a cult of personality is its not the simple veneration of past leaders.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Different form of creepy leader worship is okay because you do it.

Gotcha.

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