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Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx

NtotheTC posted:

BBC recently billed him as "..winner of the 2008 Hungarian GP" and I suddenly remembered that that's all he achieved. God almighty he was shite.

He's still worth at least 25 million.

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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Riso posted:

He's still worth at least 25 million.

Peasant.

Jon Von Anchovi
Sep 5, 2014

:australia:

he's no monagascacariuian thats for sure

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Not exactly surprising but Alonso likes anime

http://www.marca.com/albumes/2015/02/10/mclaren_se_presenta_en_japon/index.html

BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.

I think we already knew that.



krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
Just another good score for Honda - anime is massive business in Japan, Alonso likes anime, Button has a half-Japanese girlfriend, etc.

Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

Giancarlo Minardi knows what F1 on a shoestring is like, and as usual brings some sense: http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/117635

F1 has always treated its privateers like poo poo, not recognising they are where everything big in the sport comes from.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


simplefish posted:

I've just realised that McLaron is now Team Weeaboo

krushgroove posted:

Just another good score for Honda - anime is massive business in Japan, Alonso likes anime, Button has a half-Japanese girlfriend, etc.

I'm surprised at you and Hefe being so slow, you're both thread stalwarts. genital warts

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look

simplefish posted:

I'm surprised at you and Hefe being so slow, you're both thread stalwarts. genital warts

Eh, I'm too old to care now and don't live on the bleeding edge of the thread.

POCKET CHOMP
Jul 20, 2003

me irl.

Sulman posted:

Giancarlo Minardi knows what F1 on a shoestring is like, and as usual brings some sense: http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/117635

F1 has always treated its privateers like poo poo, not recognising they are where everything big in the sport comes from.

actually who loving cares about small teams. he just repeatedly says "if they're not at the back of the field, a bigger team will be" (no poo poo). f1 is dying anyway but acting like marussia matters is dumb as hell. HRT's "Cool Spot" was the best thing to come out of the shithouse new teams and who the hell is going to remember anything of them in a few years beyond that and the fact that they killed jules bianchi, rip.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
McLaren has zero (0) title sponsors.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

POCKET CHOMP posted:

actually who loving cares about small teams. he just repeatedly says "if they're not at the back of the field, a bigger team will be" (no poo poo). f1 is dying anyway but acting like marussia matters is dumb as hell. HRT's "Cool Spot" was the best thing to come out of the shithouse new teams and who the hell is going to remember anything of them in a few years beyond that and the fact that they killed jules bianchi, rip.

I remember all the bad teams. And the plucky tryhards like Minardi.

Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011

New DLC for Aoe2 is out: Dynasties of India

POCKET CHOMP posted:

actually who loving cares about small teams. he just repeatedly says "if they're not at the back of the field, a bigger team will be" (no poo poo). f1 is dying anyway but acting like marussia matters is dumb as hell. HRT's "Cool Spot" was the best thing to come out of the shithouse new teams and who the hell is going to remember anything of them in a few years beyond that and the fact that they killed jules bianchi, rip.
I care and I'll certainly remember HRT with king Kolles much longer than Toyo-who and whichever manufacturer Red Bull was before it became Red Bull.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
if we didnt have lovely small teams massa would have had nowhere to go after ferrari

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
/
:backtowork:

Dubs posted:

if we didnt have lovely small teams massa would have had nowhere to go after sauber

Ftfy

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
its kinda hosed that ferrari somehow turned schumacher, massa and raikonnen into severly disabled vegetables

stop CONTINUE ferrari NOW

Dubs fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Feb 10, 2015

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Dubs posted:

its kinda hosed that ferrari somehow turned schumacher, massa and raikonnen into severly disabled vegetables

stop ferrari NOW

Maybe just wait it out a bit. We could get something going with Vettel.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

POCKET CHOMP posted:

actually who loving cares about small teams. he just repeatedly says "if they're not at the back of the field, a bigger team will be" (no poo poo). f1 is dying anyway but acting like marussia matters is dumb as hell. HRT's "Cool Spot" was the best thing to come out of the shithouse new teams and who the hell is going to remember anything of them in a few years beyond that and the fact that they killed jules bianchi, rip.

If you lose a small team, the next smallest team becomes the small team. Marussia weren't even a small team, they were just the smallest in 2014.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
if it was Maengland im sure people would care fuckin racists itt

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dudley posted:

If you lose a small team, the next smallest team becomes the small team. Marussia weren't even a small team, they were just the smallest in 2014.

This is what happened to Minardi.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
The one, the only, Giancarlo Minardi raged against the decision not to let Manor/Marussia drive with the 2014 car; warning that eventually a top team will find itself at the end of the grid without the backmarkers instead.


Edit: I just want to emphasise the glory of old school team manager Minardi.

Riso fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Feb 10, 2015

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
He raises a valid point. Red Bull are throwing a huge shitfit because they finished second in the championship, imagine the poo poo hurricane if they were at the back of the grid. Less Horny Horner whining is enough of a reason to keep marussia around in my books.

Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

1500quidporsche posted:

He raises a valid point. Red Bull are throwing a huge shitfit because they finished second in the championship, imagine the poo poo hurricane if they were at the back of the grid. Less Horny Horner whining is enough of a reason to keep marussia around in my books.

Minardi ran in an era where they would grab the occasional point and keep going for the sheer sport of it. The change to 3 litres hurt them (the Ford ED was a joke) It seems impossible to do that nowadays. I still wish there was a decent, cheap(ish) standardised powerplant in F1, rather than hugely expensive client engines (everybody runs 'A' spec, essentially) that are subsidising the works R&D.

Speaking of which, with two teams remaining, how long do you think Renault are going to stay in? My guess is they won't be around either 2016 or '17, dependent on their run this year.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Sulman posted:

Minardi ran in an era where they would grab the occasional point and keep going for the sheer sport of it. The change to 3 litres hurt them (the Ford ED was a joke) It seems impossible to do that nowadays. I still wish there was a decent, cheap(ish) standardised powerplant in F1, rather than hugely expensive client engines (everybody runs 'A' spec, essentially) that are subsidising the works R&D.

Speaking of which, with two teams remaining, how long do you think Renault are going to stay in? My guess is they won't be around either 2016 or '17, dependent on their run this year.

I'd guess 2017. They have to be losing money hand over fist since Red Bull gets their engines for free, leaving toro rosso. Hard to justify from a marketing standpoint.

They should bring back a two tier championship like they had for that one season in the 80s. Let poo poo teams run the V8 and if you win that championship you're obligated to run the V6 next season.

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

NtotheTC posted:

Joking aside he probably was. He was far too childlike and spent way too much time in speedboats with young boys.

yet another reason why prost was better

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
Prost also never had to crash the car of his best competitor to win a championship.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Surely Prost was the young boy to Balestre, no?

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
That nose got hosed up somehow. There's a story behind that, and I suspect it starts and ends with forced oral copulation.

Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

Some amazing photos over at F1technical under 'Classic but forgotten', including all the usual suspects. Keep reading as it starts 'meh' but rapidly escalates to terrific.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
I just realised with glee, that if finger-boy ever won 10 WDCs he still will never be regarded as one of the greats.
That thought pleases me.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
If he brings the great Scuderia Ferrari back to glory, he will, IMO. Stay tuned.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
He will never win a single WDC with Scuderia Ferrari.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
The great thing about Grand Prix motor racing is that anything can happen.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Alain Post posted:

The great thing about Grand Prix motor racing is that anything can happen.

this quote is being a mclaren fan in 2015

Ilanin
May 31, 2009

Smarter than the average Blair.

be nice wicka posted:

this quote is being a mclaren fan in 2015

Hey, this car did three times as many laps at the first test as the last one Prodromu did the aero for did, and that one won three races. By a simple mathematical process, therefore, the McLaren is clearly going to win nine races this year.

(Or maybe not.)

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

1500quidporsche posted:

I'd guess 2017. They have to be losing money hand over fist since Red Bull gets their engines for free, leaving toro rosso. Hard to justify from a marketing standpoint.

They should bring back a two tier championship like they had for that one season in the 80s. Let poo poo teams run the V8 and if you win that championship you're obligated to run the V6 next season.

Great idea, only issue is that you can't really say next season because they'd have already designed the car before they've won.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Dudley posted:

Great idea, only issue is that you can't really say next season because they'd have already designed the car before they've won.

Half the bad teams don't even have their new car ready yet. I don't see this being an issue.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Alain Post posted:

The great thing about Grand Prix motor racing is that anything can happen.

.....but usually it doesn't.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Brainwrong posted:

.....but usually it doesn't.

and when it is interesting, people have a million reasons as to why it actually represents a failure or embarrassment.

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Brainwrong posted:

.....but usually it doesn't.

According to Murray Walker, it usually does.

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