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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Dick face.

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/deformed-pig-penis-face-draws-attention-china

:bsdsnype:

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

:flashfap:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
mmmmm...... dick bacon :yum:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Looking good.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


idgi

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

froyo faggins gonna try to gently caress a target cashier

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
It would be nice to have an in for discounts yea.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

no class scrub got jungle fever

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
What the gently caress was that first half of the second Better call Saul episode?

Everything else of that show was loving brilliant so far...

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
http://youtu.be/oaklBvOlNXY

Katy Perry stage dive. Pro click

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

It would be nice to have an in for discounts yea.

its called the Target Red Card and it's good for 5% off all purchases at Target stores and Target.com

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

What the gently caress was that first half of the second Better call Saul episode?

Everything else of that show was loving brilliant so far...

The salsa poo poo? It was hilarious.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
hahahaha

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Crowd surfing's a bad enough idea if you're a regular chick, i bet every dude it that crowd copped a feel.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Tinder - today - check my poo poo

just fyi you all are good people, GIP

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I hope that poor bastard gets doxxed and someone sends that picture to him.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
It's always the dopiest looking privates with loving whales. A hint of the tism, if you will.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I really hope that's her brother

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

I really hope that's her brother

keep your creepy incest fetish out of this thread

thanks

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Seconding/Thirding watching Breaking Bad before starting Better Call Saul. You'll cruise through Breaking Bad anyways. It's real good. There's only one character so far that you NEED to have seen Breaking Bad to understand, and that's the dented garbage can near the elevator. Although it's made pretty clear within a minute or two of meeting them soooo..


So nevermind. You don't really NEED to know the (future)history of these people. Just watch Breaking Bad first because Better Call Saul feels like the Star Wars prequels in that you know it's not as good as the original, but you're still going to watch it hoping the Millenium Falcon shows up at some point.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

better call saul came out loving swinging for the fences and it looks like its going to be 100% my poo poo

bob odenkirk owns and im glad hes doing successful things

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Bob Odenkirk does indeed own and I'm glad he's got work. Saul was actually the most likeable character on the show which is weird considering he's a scumbag lawyer.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Zeris posted:

Tinder - today - check my poo poo

just fyi you all are good people, GIP



Good to know 2/54 barracks still breeds the best of them

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Man. Y'all getting REAL MAD about not using turn signals...


Why?

Serious question. Like... I don't really understand that. And want to know why I should use them besides the like $70 ticket.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Genocide Tendency posted:

Man. Y'all getting REAL MAD about not using turn signals...


Why?

Serious question. Like... I don't really understand that. And want to know why I should use them besides the like $70 ticket.

Because other drivers and pedestrians cannot read your mind.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Genocide Tendency posted:

Man. Y'all getting REAL MAD about not using turn signals...


Why?

Serious question. Like... I don't really understand that. And want to know why I should use them besides the like $70 ticket.

Wait, you were serious?

E: sorry

beanieson fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Feb 11, 2015

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Could we not tell people to kill themselves in GiP :(

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


beanieson posted:

Wait, you were serious?

E: sorry

Understand. I learned to drive in Florida. Where turn signals mean literally nothing.

People drive for miles with a turn signal on.

Have the left one blinking, turn right.

Use their hazard lights when approaching a turn.

Changing lanes? LoL....

People who never use them.... Including EVERY COP EVER.

So yep. I'm serious.

Edit: And in fact when I learned to drive you didn't have to use them to change lanes. Literally the only use was for making a turn.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Genocide Tendency posted:

Edit: And in fact when I learned to drive you didn't have to use them to change lanes. Literally the only use was for making a turn.

Are you Tokaii? It's been the law in FL since at least 1965.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


joat mon posted:

Are you Tokaii? It's been the law in FL since at least 1965.

No it hasn't.

It was dropped from the books for being, I poo poo you not, "too hard to enforce". Then either 99 or 00 they put it back in.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Genocide Tendency posted:

Understand. I learned to drive in Florida. Where turn signals mean literally nothing.

People drive for miles with a turn signal on.

Have the left one blinking, turn right.

Use their hazard lights when approaching a turn.

Changing lanes? LoL....

People who never use them.... Including EVERY COP EVER.

So yep. I'm serious.

Edit: And in fact when I learned to drive you didn't have to use them to change lanes. Literally the only use was for making a turn.

While my driving experience in Florida is pretty limited, I feel like these are things someone would say if they had no idea why turn signals are useful in preventing accidents.


Genocide Tendency posted:

No it hasn't.

It was dropped from the books for being, I poo poo you not, "too hard to enforce". Then either 99 or 00 they put it back in.

.. I guess this would explain it but that is insane. If you aren't using your signals to let other people know that you're about to make a turn or switch lanes then you really shouldn't be surprised when you get rear-ended. Nobody is exaggerating about this. It's important.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


OZYMANDICKASS posted:

.. I guess this would explain it but that is insane. If you aren't using your signals to let other people know that you're about to make a turn or switch lanes then you really shouldn't be surprised when you get rear-ended. Nobody is exaggerating about this. It's important.

Ok. That works. Again. It wasn't required when I got my licence. So it was never important as far as we were taught.

Also, if I remember the laws right.. I don't think you had to wear a seat belt either if you were over 18 until like 2001.


TLDR for the last page and a half: Florida had some dumb traffic laws in the mid 90s.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
seatbelt laws are all hosed up.

the army practically programmed me to wear a seat belt. I wear that goddamn thing in every car, truck, or rape van I'm riding in because I feel naked without it. It's a habitual thing now to get in the car and put a seatbelt on, pretty much auto-pilot, like that first cigarette of the morning that somehow winds up magically lit between your fingers.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Genocide Tendency posted:

No it hasn't.

It was dropped from the books for being, I poo poo you not, "too hard to enforce". Then either 99 or 00 they put it back in.

I stand corrected. Looks like it wasn't explicitly in the statute from 1967 to 2005.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

haha obama wants another surge. This will go resoundingly well

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
watch better call saul, its awesome.
Which one of the guys is Vaas from far cry 3, makes it even better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCHhEAeuUws

Edgar fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Feb 11, 2015

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Genocide Tendency posted:

Man. Y'all getting REAL MAD about not using turn signals...


Why?

Serious question. Like... I don't really understand that. And want to know why I should use them besides the like $70 ticket.

I just keep my hazard lights flashing all the time and consider it fair warning to other drivers that I'm gonna do whatever I want whenever I want.
If you're near me just expect the unexpected.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Edgar posted:

watch better call saul, its awesome.
Which one of the guys is Vaas from far cry 3, makes it even better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCHhEAeuUws

It's weird seeing him as a fairly reasonable, level-headed character now.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It's weird seeing him as a fairly reasonable, level-headed character now.

Maybe. Still early. He could be a rational, quiet lunatic. Gus, for example.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

Maybe. Still early. He could be a rational, quiet lunatic. Gus, for example.

The actor who portrays Gus showing up on Community was a huge mindfuck for me.

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