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Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

spog posted:

I love them because they could nonchalently use the phrase, 'we're going to use our lathes to send a fax to each other'

Tim: "I usually decorate my circuits with tiny people"

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Goddamn, I loved that show so much. It was so hard to catch episodes because the ABC always tried to hide it between Playschool and preschool shows.

The first episode I ever saw was the fax machine one and fell in love.

robodex
Jun 6, 2007

They're what's for dinner

Zaphod42 posted:

Anybody else have one of these babies?



It wanted to be an iPhone way before you could really have an iPhone.

I also had a palm pilot in high school. I was so into the idea of computer tablets, I knew that poo poo was gonna be hot.

Then iPhones came out and everybody got one and they were finally good, and I couldn't afford one for years. :smith:

This is from a few pages back but I loved my Cybiko--it was so ridiculously ahead of its time. App store before that was a thing, wireless before Wifi was common, had a pretty good enthusiast community at the time :allears: My sister gave me her's the other day which was great, except I don't have a sync cable for it and obviously nothing that would blast RF to transfer stuff wirelessly :smith:

Sadly there doesn't seem to be much of a community for it anymore, which isn't surprising since it's 15 years old at this point and likely completely incompatible with modern hardware/software. But at the time it was an absolutely amazing piece of technology.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

robodex posted:

This is from a few pages back but I loved my Cybiko--it was so ridiculously ahead of its time. App store before that was a thing, wireless before Wifi was common, had a pretty good enthusiast community at the time :allears: My sister gave me her's the other day which was great, except I don't have a sync cable for it and obviously nothing that would blast RF to transfer stuff wirelessly :smith:

Sadly there doesn't seem to be much of a community for it anymore, which isn't surprising since it's 15 years old at this point and likely completely incompatible with modern hardware/software. But at the time it was an absolutely amazing piece of technology.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ8n61VNcWM

I remember downloading dozens and dozens of games, and almost all of them were total crap, but a few were pretty good. Similar to TI-83 calculator games' limitations, I guess.

The wifi was pretty hot but I don't think I ever ran into anybody else who had one.

God drat I'm a nerd.

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




All of this is making me nostalgic enough to dig out my first smartphone.



Back in 2003-2005 this was my memory, and not just due to drinking heavily. It was the first phone I'd had that could handle more than contacts. I wrote a half-dozen short stories on it using the external keyboard, read ebooks from Project Gutenberg, checked email and IRC... it was everything I wanted from a computer and a phone all at the same time. The camera was poo poo, syncing with a desktop was a pain in the arse, but it had proper threaded texts, a keyboard that was surprisingly useable, and was fun to write code for.

I remember during the iPhone launch event being one of those dweebs moaning about how it could do just a handful of what the Treo could do, so what's so great about it anyway (I grew up).

But then Palm started making devices with Windows Mobile — an OS that was better-named as "WinCE" — and HTC made better hardware for lower prices, Palm went down the shitter, and people moved on to iOS and Android. Every now and then, I remember how natural that Treo felt to take notes of things that I wanted to remember in the morning, or to tell me where to be and when, and I get nostalgic. I don't even know if it powers up.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
I still have my Treo 600 CDMA in a drawer. I was using it up to 2012.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


PalmOS was great in general. Everything was fast and responsive, and to this day I have yet to see another implementation of handwriting recognition that actually works.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Mr.Radar posted:

This printer talk reminded me of The Secret Life of Machines episode on copiers. About a third of the way into the episode they give a demonstration of the world's first commercial xerographic copier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2NIAD5qn7E&t=498s

If you're a fan of obsolete tech the whole episode (and hell, the whole series) are worth watching.

I love this show so much.

I remember watching it on the Learning Channel back in the mid-90s when it actually showed really cool science and history stuff.

And the charming cartoon bits that they animated.

"Eyyyy you breaka' my plates, I smasha' you face!"

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice

DigitalRaven posted:

All of this is making me nostalgic enough to dig out my first smartphone.

I don't even know if it powers up.

It almost certainly does. I found my old 650 while I was looking through some stuff. It hasn't seen a charger in years but it fired right up.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Just plugged mine in. It still works!

eddiewalker
Apr 28, 2004

Arrrr ye landlubber

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

PalmOS was great in general. Everything was fast and responsive, and to this day I have yet to see another implementation of handwriting recognition that actually works.

The handwriting recognition only worked if you were willing to learn their special system of glyphs.

It was also super slow for text entry.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Diamond Edge 3D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jChtlWNIAL4

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

That was really cool, thanks.

Thank god young me didn't know about that, I would've robbed people.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Is this something that Saturn emulators could use? Like could every game on the Saturn benefit from this or was it something that required games to be programmed specially for the card?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Light Gun Man posted:

Is this something that Saturn emulators could use? Like could every game on the Saturn benefit from this or was it something that required games to be programmed specially for the card?

Honestly I have no idea if it could be used for emulators. Could be interesting, but I do think games were specifically rejigged to be used with this.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
If it's a "game had to be made to work with this" kind of thing, maaaaybe they could somehow do it in reverse and apply the hardware changes to the Saturn or something? I don't know what I'm talking about, obviously.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

eddiewalker posted:

The handwriting recognition only worked if you were willing to learn their special system of glyphs.

It was also super slow for text entry.

When I write by hand, my y's have curly tails to this day because of Graffiti :allears:

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

eddiewalker posted:

The handwriting recognition only worked if you were willing to learn their special system of glyphs.

It was also super slow for text entry.

I got pretty good with the on-screen keyboard. That thing was pretty drat amazing on the Palm T|X, where you actually had enough screen space to see more than a few lines of what you were typing. The mobile Word app was pretty exceptional as well. Aside from the power button being a bit wobbly, the one in my drawer that I bought all those years ago still works just fine.

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.
Before GameTap went the way of the dodo they were given the source code to Panzer Dragoon Saga and a bunch of other Saturn games since they had some kind of licensing deal with Sega and they went "welp, if you can make it work, you can use it" and they were drat close to getting a functional port/emulator thing going before everything went to poo poo and people started jumping ship.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

PalmOS was great in general. Everything was fast and responsive, and to this day I have yet to see another implementation of handwriting recognition that actually works.

I had a galaxy note 2 and now a 4 and the stylus is amazing man, seriously impressive.

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme

eddiewalker posted:

The handwriting recognition only worked if you were willing to learn their special system of glyphs.

It was also super slow for text entry.

The very late PalmOS devices had essentially natural recognition, if, ah, you naturally wrote something like grade school print. Only the Ts and 4s were fussy, really.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

ArcMage posted:

The very late PalmOS devices had essentially natural recognition, if, ah, you naturally wrote something like grade school print. Only the Ts and 4s were fussy, really.

I remember my Palm Centro being decent at it. Man, that was such a great phone. I miss the days when you could have a phone with no case on it. That's what I want from the iPhone 6, a built-in otterbox.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Coffee And Pie posted:

I remember my Palm Centro being decent at it. Man, that was such a great phone. I miss the days when you could have a phone with no case on it. That's what I want from the iPhone 6, a built-in otterbox.

There are still a few of those - Samsung's "active" versions and the like. I suspect the cheap Lumias are fairly solid as well, they have a thick plastic shell that seems like it could take some hits as long as you don't break the screen.

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp

peter gabriel posted:

I had a galaxy note 2 and now a 4 and the stylus is amazing man, seriously impressive.

Yeah, the note can read my lovely cursive better than actual real life human beings. That's gotta be worth some recognition.

VincentPrice
Jun 26, 2009

We had one of those!

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?

Code Jockey posted:


I still remember that feeling of "haha holy poo poo this actually works" with that.

For me it was when I borrowed heroes of might and magic 2 and came up with the brilliant plan to copy the entire disc to my 2:nd hd and install to main drive from there. Strangely enough there was no protection from this and it worked perfectly. I was amazed.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

KozmoNaut posted:

I went straight from a Riva TNT to a Geforce Ti4200 128MB, which was one hell of leap.

I upgraded my dad's PC when I bought a new video card - he went from a Voodoo 5 5500 AGP to my old GeForce 3 ti500 and was blown away at how much faster it ran. Plus it didn't need an additional molex for power, I remember him flying around in Freespace and tearing poo poo up in Mechwarrior games like he'd just played them again for the first time :)

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Indy posted:

For me it was when I borrowed heroes of might and magic 2 and came up with the brilliant plan to copy the entire disc to my 2:nd hd and install to main drive from there. Strangely enough there was no protection from this and it worked perfectly. I was amazed.

Master of Orion 2 had this as well. Transfer the whole disk to your drive, and then change the ini file to point to the hd path rather than the disk.

Remember when game companies didn't treat their customers like criminals?

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

On the topic of that Diamond Edge 3D and its usage of quad-based polygons instead of triangle-based, I'm curious about a couple things.

First, how is the whole thing with quad polygons supposedly being better at creating rounded shapes than triangle polygons supposed to work?

Second, I've seen a couple examples of people claiming that quad polygons aren't "true" 3D like triangle polygons are; what on earth is that supposed to mean? The way it was presented (comparing the Sega Saturn unfavorably to the PlayStation) makes me think that it's probably just some dumb myth created and perpetuated by console fanboys, but I kinda wonder if there's some grain of truth in there that's been warped into unrecognizability.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Quad polygons are "better" because:
- More intuitive for 3D artists, both the modellers (who prefer to map a compass-direction grid over objects, vs a compass+45 degree angle grid when using triangles) and the texture artists, because quads map more intuitively to 2D quad textures than triangles do.
- More conducive to get better results for higher-order surfaces like NURBS (not applicable to the Saturn, which couldn't draw those)
- Better compression of polygon data

However I say "better" in quotes because all those advantages don't really apply anymore. These days artists don't have to care much about poly counts anymore, and most 3D packages probably use higher order surfaces anyway. Compression is no longer an issue because either computer resources are no longer scarce, and/or triangle strip technology is probably better at compressing polygon data these days than quads are.

(Triangle strips are a efficient way of representing lots of connected triangles. They work by defining 3 points of a triangle to start with, and then each additional triangle is represented by adding 1 more point to the list and using the last 3 points as the vertices)

Doctor Bishop posted:

Second, I've seen a couple examples of people claiming that quad polygons aren't "true" 3D like triangle polygons are; what on earth is that supposed to mean? The way it was presented (comparing the Sega Saturn unfavorably to the PlayStation) makes me think that it's probably just some dumb myth created and perpetuated by console fanboys, but I kinda wonder if there's some grain of truth in there that's been warped into unrecognizability.
Yeah, this sounds like a misunderstanding fueled by fanboyism.

Neither the PlayStation nor the Saturn graphics chips were "true" 3D, in that their graphics chips had no concept of a Z axis or did any 3D calculations. They were just fast 2D triangle renderers with texture mapping support, and without any per-pixel 3D calculations it meant that textures got warped the more they were viewed side-on. All the 3D calculations were done on the CPU.

People also said that quads were better at representing true curves, and "therefore the Saturn was better". It's true that if you want a perfectly smooth surface with no discontinuities between patches, then you want to make those patches out of quad higher-order surfaces like NURBS (Non-Uniform Rational B-Splines) rather than triangles. However rendering NURBS was a Big Deal back in 1995, you needed some serious hardware to do it, and the Saturn definitely didn't have that. (I recall that there were big rumors floating around prior to the launch of the PS2 that it would support NURBS in hardware, which would have been huge if it was true because even high-end PC graphics cards couldn't do that)

Quads have some downsides too. These included:
- it's possible to make a quad where the 2 internal triangles overlap, and this caused havoc with transparency because it meant some transparency calculations got performed twice.
- if you just want a triangle then you have to collapse a quad into a triangle by making 2 vertices the same, and this was a waste of processing power.

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

twistedmentat posted:

Remember when game companies didn't treat their customers like criminals?

I honestly can't even tell if this is sarcastic at this point.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

twistedmentat posted:

Remember when game companies didn't treat their customers like criminals?

What, you don't remember the uncopiable copy protection matrixes and the disks with non-standard sector layouts that make it impossible to make any backup or install your program to the hard disk?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I remember a boy in my class paying for access to pirated software. Never could figure that one out. (Yeah obviously it was cheaper than legal copies but who had any money on 7th grade?)

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

twistedmentat posted:

Remember when game companies didn't treat their customers like criminals?

When was that exactly?



:cheeky:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zaphod42 posted:

When was that exactly?



:cheeky:

Ah but that in no way hindered making back-up copies or multiple installs.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

Jerry Cotton posted:

Ah but that in no way hindered making back-up copies or multiple installs.

And most modern DRM doesn't either. There was only a small period in the late 2000's that DRM was truly garbage.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

minato posted:

Quad polygons are "better" because:
- More intuitive for 3D artists, both the modellers (who prefer to map a compass-direction grid over objects, vs a compass+45 degree angle grid when using triangles) and the texture artists, because quads map more intuitively to 2D quad textures than triangles do.
- More conducive to get better results for higher-order surfaces like NURBS (not applicable to the Saturn, which couldn't draw those)
- Better compression of polygon data

However I say "better" in quotes because all those advantages don't really apply anymore. These days artists don't have to care much about poly counts anymore, and most 3D packages probably use higher order surfaces anyway. Compression is no longer an issue because either computer resources are no longer scarce, and/or triangle strip technology is probably better at compressing polygon data these days than quads are.

(Triangle strips are a efficient way of representing lots of connected triangles. They work by defining 3 points of a triangle to start with, and then each additional triangle is represented by adding 1 more point to the list and using the last 3 points as the vertices)

Yeah, this sounds like a misunderstanding fueled by fanboyism.

Neither the PlayStation nor the Saturn graphics chips were "true" 3D, in that their graphics chips had no concept of a Z axis or did any 3D calculations. They were just fast 2D triangle renderers with texture mapping support, and without any per-pixel 3D calculations it meant that textures got warped the more they were viewed side-on. All the 3D calculations were done on the CPU.

People also said that quads were better at representing true curves, and "therefore the Saturn was better". It's true that if you want a perfectly smooth surface with no discontinuities between patches, then you want to make those patches out of quad higher-order surfaces like NURBS (Non-Uniform Rational B-Splines) rather than triangles. However rendering NURBS was a Big Deal back in 1995, you needed some serious hardware to do it, and the Saturn definitely didn't have that. (I recall that there were big rumors floating around prior to the launch of the PS2 that it would support NURBS in hardware, which would have been huge if it was true because even high-end PC graphics cards couldn't do that)

Quads have some downsides too. These included:
- it's possible to make a quad where the 2 internal triangles overlap, and this caused havoc with transparency because it meant some transparency calculations got performed twice.
- if you just want a triangle then you have to collapse a quad into a triangle by making 2 vertices the same, and this was a waste of processing power.

Back what when I was a 3d Modeler, quad polygons and NURBS we're just becoming popular. I did take to NURBS like a fish to water using Rhino, but I never like quad tessellation. Triangles seem to make a more pleasing surface.

Now I'm a glorified accountant and middle-manager. Life sucks.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

mostlygray posted:

Now I'm a glorified accountant and middle-manager. Life sucks.

Peter Principle in action. :smith:

TerryLennox
Oct 12, 2009

There is nothing tougher than a tough Mexican, just as there is nothing gentler than a gentle Mexican, nothing more honest than an honest Mexican, and above all nothing sadder than a sad Mexican. -R. Chandler.

mostlygray posted:

Back what when I was a 3d Modeler, quad polygons and NURBS we're just becoming popular. I did take to NURBS like a fish to water using Rhino, but I never like quad tessellation. Triangles seem to make a more pleasing surface.

Now I'm a glorified accountant and middle-manager. Life sucks.

Ray tracing will become mainstay...one of these days...just you wait.

Have there been any recent attempts to get ray tracing working on modern hardware?

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

TerryLennox posted:

Ray tracing will become mainstay...one of these days...just you wait.

Have there been any recent attempts to get ray tracing working on modern hardware?

Take your pick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_tracing_%28graphics%29#In_real_time

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