AUSPOL #? - AusPol Celebrity Deathmatch Edition

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Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

it seems yhe case on KEATING is not particualarly strong, but my suspicions oF TITHIN are growling more and moer. As oF now the strongher play is to

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# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:04

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:55

Splode: Jun 18, 2013; put some clothes on you little freak

Asphyxious posted:

For Xylo's first game he's very keyed in and on the ball. Not unlike when Sam "Shia Labeouf" Witwicky has the Allspark imprinted onto his brain in the smash blockbuster Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, he seems to possess knowledge that he should not have.

Xylo does seem naturally good at mafia, to the point where I'd be seriously impressed if it was all coaching. Xylo, have you followed mafia games in the past?

Also kill yourself you fossil fuel promoting shill.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:04

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

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# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:04

Milkfred E. Moore: Aug 27, 2006; 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

SKY COQ posted:

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WARNING, THIS IS NOT MY LITTLE PONY RELATED. :siren:

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:06

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Asphyxious posted:

an intellectual ungulate

I suspected Bif was sharing her spreadsheet, but not that she'd stepped up the strategy to include random words above your normal vocabulary.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:06

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Actually

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# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:06

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

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##VOTE GOUGH SUPPRESSANT

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:07

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Milky Moor posted:

WARNING, THIS IS NOT MY LITTLE PONY RELATED.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:07

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

Fruity Gordo posted:

there is actually a good and cool reason to vote for me today which will actually help the town out but you idiots won't do it WHY DOES NO ONE DO WHAT I SAY WHY ARE YOU GIVING ALL THE VOTES TO CHINAMEN AND SHEILAS

Don't worry Fruity ANIDAV much like the welfare system I will always support you. Whenever you think nobody loves you just remember I am lurking just around the corner, like the faceless men of the QLD Young Labour movement.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:08

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

As jurors you are not to be swayed by sympathy. Why can't you losers just turbo anidav like we're meant to?

:sigh:

I'm not sold on the mills vote. not joining in.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:08

Gough Suppressant: Nov 14, 2008

Mills posted:

We're all too used to hyperbole in here. Both Splode and Xylo have come in and completely misrepresented what I said but I don't know if it's just our casual hyperbolic nature or something more sinister; it's basically a null tell but it sure is annoying.

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# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:08

XyloJW: Jul 23, 2007

Splode posted:

Xylo does seem naturally good at mafia, to the point where I'd be seriously impressed if it was all coaching. Xylo, have you followed mafia games in the past?

Also kill yourself you fossil fuel promoting shill.

it is an ability natural to all Americans (see: Bifauxnen)

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:09

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

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##vote Gough

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:10

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

XyloJW posted:

it is an ability natural to all Americans (see: Bifauxnen)

but bif's not good?

Lid posted:

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I concur, magistrate.

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# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:10

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

psst, Tirade this is where you should jump in screaming at Xylo for saying you're good at Mafia cause that is super suss! :v:

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:10

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Matthew Beet posted:

As jurors you are not to be swayed by sympathy. Why can't you losers just turbo anidav like we're meant to?

I'm not sold on the mills vote. not joining in.

TOML believes Mills innocence, that should seal the deal for some.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:11

Gough Suppressant: Nov 14, 2008

Lid posted:

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I think you have to actually use my full name

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:11

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

##vote Gough Suppressant

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:12

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Also Xylo for your lid (SMALL KEATING) verification question, go look at the mafia wiki section on roles, after court is recessed.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:12

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Bifauxnen posted:

psst, Tirade this is where you should jump in screaming at Xylo for saying you're good at Mafia cause that is super suss!

LEADING THE WITNESS

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:13

Fuckface the Hedgehog: Jun 12, 2007

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# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:13

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Gavel Donk donk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OlCVNn9ZeY

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:13

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Matthew Beet posted:

LEADING THE WITNESS

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:14

XyloJW: Jul 23, 2007

Matthew Beet posted:

but bif's not good?

I'm literally just going off what people leak to the chat thread. I assumed you, Bif, Milky, and Gaspy were the power players from all the talk.

Literally the first time I've opened these mafia threads was an hour ago to tally small keeting's posts, because I was curious just how little he posted, since TOML and Mills were straight up disagreeing on that. I came to 4 posts per game day in which he was alive, across 7 games, and then i realized I had nothing to compare that with.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:14

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

XyloJW posted:

I'm literally just going off what people leak to the chat thread. I assumed you, Bif, Milky, and Gaspy were the power players from all the talk.

Literally the first time I've opened these mafia threads was an hour ago to tally small keeting's posts, because I was curious just how little he posted, since TOML and Mills were straight up disagreeing on that. I came to 4 posts per game day in which he was alive, across 7 games, and then i realized I had nothing to compare that with.

nah im joking bif's alright, except when she's attacking me or beet. us three always get in poo poo fights.

Judiciary.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:15

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Hey I ironed out the bugs in my goon meet simulator. Basically I just renamed it to 'pike simulator' and it seems to be working as intended!

Also my favourite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of my sentence. Ohohohoh a bit of lawyer humour there!

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:17

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

XyloJW posted:

I'm literally just going off what people leak to the chat thread. I assumed you, Bif, Milky, and Gaspy were the power players from all the talk.

I uh... I would not refer to myself as a power player, no. I'm essentially the Mafia equivalent of Doctor Doom.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

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# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:18

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Matthew Beet posted:

Hey I ironed out the bugs in my goon meet simulator. Basically I just renamed it to 'pike simulator' and it seems to be working as intended!

Also my favourite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of my sentence. Ohohohoh a bit of lawyer humour there!

You better fuckin not m8

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:18

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

mills why the gently caress are you leaving the thread at deadline just because people don't buy into your case come back!

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:18

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Lid posted:

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I did bro, calm down. You may be seated.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:18

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

I agree SK, MX is a Scummy Newspaper.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:19

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Yeah, kids poo poo me - took way longer than I thought.

I'm neither third party nor scum.

##vote mills

I'm going back to my beloved now, Ariel Sharon. Hyrule warriors

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:20

XyloJW: Jul 23, 2007

Matthew Beet posted:

Hey I ironed out the bugs in my goon meet simulator. Basically I just renamed it to 'pike simulator' and it seems to be working as intended!

Also my favourite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of my sentence. Ohohohoh a bit of lawyer humour there!

Let the record show that I am also roleplaying a lawyer but not chewing up the scenery with it

Lid posted:

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Where's the Lid whisperer at on this one?

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:20

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

busb posted:

mills why the gently caress are you leaving the thread at deadline just because people don't buy into your case come back!

I dunno, pro play?

Hey what does a lawyer call his house?

HIS LEGAL PAD!

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:20

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

XyloJW posted:

Let the record show that I am also roleplaying a lawyer but not chewing up the scenery with it

Where's the Lid whisperer at on this one?

he's telling all of those people to vote gough.

I'm sick of carrying this heavy folio around with me all day

*puts it on bench*

there, i rest my case.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:21

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Xylo my main Mafia ability is not so much scumhunting per se, more like having the will to just throw myself right into the ring bodyslamming everybody until I hopefully bump a scum out of it.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:21