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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ленин жив :wth:

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Putin Super Detective on the case

*spills coffee on the table*

hmmm


must have been those sneaky Chechens

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

Putin Super Detective on the case

*spills coffee on the table*

hmmm


must have been those sneaky Chechens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64yianfGvzc

Opulent Ceremony
Feb 22, 2012

They forgot the flags and stink lines but good effort

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Opulent Ceremony posted:

They forgot the flags and stink lines but good effort

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Isn't King Abdullah now six feet under?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Disco Infiva posted:

Isn't King Abdullah now six feet under?

inshallah

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!



Salaam alaikum.

Present
Oct 28, 2011

by Shine

Word you're looking for is alhamdulillah.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Perfect

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Present posted:

Word you're looking for is alhamdulillah.

added to my fake arabic

also takbir!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

almost as though putin is actually a derpy autist and other people run the country

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Opulent Ceremony posted:

They forgot the flags and stink lines but good effort

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Top City Homo posted:

almost as though putin is actually a derpy autist and other people run the country

Actually I think russias current state of affairs lines up with being run by an autist quite well

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/world...7a8d_story.html

quote:

MOSCOW — Thought the Soviet Union was anti-American? Try today’s Russia.

After a year in which furious rhetoric has been pumped across Russian airwaves, anger toward the United States is at its worst since opinion polls began tracking it. From ordinary street vendors all the way up to the Kremlin, a wave of anti-U.S. bile has swept the country, surpassing any time since the Stalin era, observers say.

The indignation peaked after the assassination of Kremlin critic Boris Nemtsov, as conspiracy theories started to swirl — just a few hours after he was killed — that his death was a CIA plot to discredit Russia. (On Sunday, Russia charged two men from Chechnya, and detained three others, in connection with Nemtsov’s killing.)

There are drives to exchange Western-branded clothing for Russia’s red, blue and white. Efforts to replace Coke with Russian-made soft drinks. Fury over U.S. sanctions. And a passionate, conspiracy-laden fascination with the methods that Washington is supposedly using to foment unrest in Ukraine and Russia.

The anger is a challenge for U.S. policymakers seeking to reach out to a shrinking pool of friendly faces in Russia. And it is a marker of the limits of their ability to influence Russian decision-making after a year of sanctions. More than 80 percent of Russians now hold negative views of the United States, according to the independent Levada Center, a number that has more than doubled over the past year and that is by far the highest negative rating since the center started tracking those views in 1988.


Russians wait in line outside a McDonald's in 1991 in Moscow. The fast-food chain has had to emphasize its local ties after finding that it’s not immune from the anti-Western sentiment in the country. (AP)
Nemtsov’s assassination, the highest-profile political killing during Vladi­mir Putin’s 15 years in power, was yet another brutal strike against pro-Western forces in Russia. Nemtsov had long modeled himself on Western politicians and amassed a long list of enemies who resented him for it.

The anti-Western anger stands to grow even stronger if President Obama decides to send lethal weaponry to the Ukrainian military, as he has been considering. The aim would be to “raise the cost” of any Russian intervention by making the Ukrainian response more lethal. But even some of Putin’s toughest critics say they cannot support that proposal, since the cost is the lives of their nation’s soldiers.

“The United States is experimenting geopolitically, using people like guinea pigs,” said Sergey Mikheev, director of the Kremlin-allied Center for Current Politics, on a popular talk show on the state-run First Channel last year. His accusations, drawn out by a host who said it was important to “know the enemy,” were typical of the rhetoric that fills Russian airwaves.

“They treat us all in the same way, threatening not only world stability but the existence of every human being on the planet,” Mikheev said.

Soviet rhetoric was officially anti-Western, but it couldn’t repress ordinary Russians’ passion for the Beatles nor their enthusiasm for getting news from jammed Voice of America broadcasts. Those positive feelings spilled over after the 1991 collapse of the Soviet Union.

But the list of perceived slights from the United States has long been building, particularly after the United States and NATO bombed Serbia, a Russian ally, in 1999. Then came the war in Iraq, NATO expansion and the Russian-Georgian conflict. Each time, there were smaller spikes of anti-American sentiment that receded as quickly as they were built.

Putin cranked up the volume after protest movements in late 2011 and 2012, which he blamed on the State Department. It wasn’t until last year, when the crisis started in Ukraine, that anti-Americanism spread even among those who once eagerly hopped on planes to Miami and Los Angeles.

Fed by the powerful antagonism on Russian federal television channels, the main source of news for more than 90 percent of Russians, ordinary people started to feel more and more disillusioned. The anger seems different from the fast-receding jolts of the past, observers say, having spread faster and wider.

The years of perceived humiliations have “led to anti-Americanism at the grass-roots level, which did not exist before,” said Vladimir Pozner, a journalist who for decades was a prominent voice of the Soviet Union in the United States. More recently, he has to explain the United States inside Russia. “We don’t like the Americans, and it’s because they’re pushy, they think they’re unique and they have had no regard for anyone else.”

Anti-American measures quickly suffused the nation, ranging from the symbolic to the truly significant. Some coffee shops in Crimea stopped serving Americanos. Activists projected racially charged images of Obama eating a banana onto the side of the U.S. Embassy in Moscow. Russians cheerfully flocked to exchange Western-branded clothing for T-shirts with pictures of an Iskander missile launcher that said “Sanctions? Don’t make my Iskander laugh.”

“This anti-Western propaganda radically changed the atmosphere in the society,” said Lev Gudkov, the director of the Levada Center, the opinion polling firm. “It has become militarist.”

Many Russians tapped into a deep-rooted resentment that after modeling themselves on the West following the breakup of the Soviet Union, they had experienced only hardship and humiliation in return.

“Starting from about 1989, we completely reoriented toward the West. We looked at them as a future paradise. We expected that once we had done all that they demanded, we’d dance for them and they would finally hug and kiss us and we would merge in ecstasy,” said Evgeny Tarlo, a member of Russia’s upper house of parliament, on a Russian talk show last year. Instead, he said, the West has been trying to destroy Russia.

The anti-Americanism makes it harder for American culture to make inroads through its traditional means — soft-power routes such as movies, music and education. Last year, Russian policymakers ended a decades-old high school exchange program that offered their nation’s best and brightest the chance to spend semesters at U.S. schools. Few Western artists now perform on Russian soil.

Western diplomats also say privately that they find themselves frozen out of speaking engagements and other opportunities to explain their countries’ positions to Russian audiences. And Russians who work for local outposts of Western companies say their friends and neighbors increasingly question their patriotism.

A handful of business leaders have warned that Russia risks permanently stunting its own economic development with the angry self-isolation.

“I worry that the recent crisis might drive Russia into a certain historic confrontation, hampering the country's development in all spheres,” said former finance minister and Putin ally Alexey Kudrin in an interview with TASS.

But those are lonely voices amid the torrent of anti-Western fury.

“What the government knew was that it was very easy to cultivate anti-Western sentiments, and it was easy to consolidate Russian society around this propaganda,” said Maria Lipman, an independent Moscow-based political analyst who is working on a study of anti-Western attitudes.

Even McDonald’s, long an embodiment of Russian dreams about the West, was targeted for supposed health violations last fall. Some of its most prominent locations were forced to shut down temporarily. When they reopened, McDonald’s started an advertising campaign emphasizing its local ties and its 25-year history in Russia, downplaying the Golden Arches’ global significance as a bright beacon of America.

Last week, one McDonald’s billboard in the heart of Moscow read: “Made in Russia, for Russians.”

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


russia bad. and they're doing their best to gently caress themselves over even more. lmao

...

death to putin

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Russia is basically like a nutty incompetent co-worker who always blames someone else for his mistakes.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Except they have nukes.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

WarpedNaba posted:

Except they have nukes.

[*]citation needed

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

I wanted to travel to St. Petersburg before it got too nutty. Looks like it may be too late.

I don't want to have my teeth pushed in in a bar, or be interrogated for hours and hours the next time I go back home to the U.S.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
sounds like it is your country that is hosed up, comrade

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

No such thing as a non-fuckedup superpower.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Krowley posted:

No such thing as a non-fuckedup superpower.

Yeah but Russia is a super hosed up super power.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Tardcore posted:

Actually I think russias current state of affairs lines up with being run by an autist quite well

i think you meant sociopath, ie what the country haas been ruled by for 1000 years

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Krowley posted:

No such thing as a non-fuckedup superpower.

but what's russia's excuse?

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

He's about 5'5", max 5'6". He's padding his height

That big luxurious gold-plated jet of his that showed up earlier in the thread is a ruse, they just carry him around in a Pokéball.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

TontoCorazon posted:

Yeah but Russia is a super hosed up super power.

russia isn't a super power

:ssh:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Top City Homo posted:

russia isn't a super power

:ssh:

I know, everybody knows.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Be honest, the only reason russia even gets dignified with lip service by the west is that they still have a shitzillion nuclear weapons assuming the launchers don't catch fire in the silos.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Drone_Fragger posted:

Be honest, the only reason russia even gets dignified with lip service by the west is that they still have a shitzillion nuclear weapons assuming the launchers don't catch fire in the silos.


Imagine the kitten is Russia and the rope is the nukes. Maybe Russia will strangle themselves.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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russia is barely a great power at this point and if it werent for their nuke stockpile literally nobody would give a poo poo about them

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Activists projected racially charged images of Obama eating a banana onto the side of the U.S. Embassy in Moscow

Pycckuu
Sep 13, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

akasnowmaaan posted:

I wanted to travel to St. Petersburg before it got too nutty. Looks like it may be too late.

I don't want to have my teeth pushed in in a bar, or be interrogated for hours and hours the next time I go back home to the U.S.

I bet if you go this summer you will actually have a nice time.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

russia isn't a super power

:ssh:

Pretty much
-Laughable export economy that's extremely vulnerable to commodity price fluctuations
-demographically unstable
-Military is backwards by western standards even more so for things like their strategic nuke capability
-Failed Foreign policy, even their knockoff EU concept barely got any members
-Broken corrupt government, it's also estimated that around 30% of all economy activity gets skimmed off by the mafia
-Xenophobic homophobic society which loves squashing any sort of dissent and strongly believes in strongman leadership
-Nail that sticks get hammered mindset also means structural problems will not get addressed or challenged

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Pycckuu posted:

I bet if you go this summer you will actually have a nice time.

GBS goes to Russia and ends up in the gay baby gulag

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



so i tried googling around and what is the percentage of foreign born citizens in the rsusian federation? are tehy like the US in that they maintain replacement rates via immigration or are they like western europe/japan with a high median age adn low fertility

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.

Frog Act posted:

so i tried googling around and what is the percentage of foreign born citizens in the rsusian federation? are tehy like the US in that they maintain replacement rates via immigration or are they like western europe/japan with a high median age adn low fertility

High median age in global or Russian standards?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

DoctorStrangelove posted:

[*]citation needed

quote:

According to 2011 data from the New START Treaty Aggregate Numbers of Strategic Offensive Arms facts sheet, the United States has the largest number of deployed nuclear weapons in the world, 300 more than Russia. Mid-2007 Russia was estimated to have around 3,281 active strategic nuclear warheads in its arsenal.

Not sure if you were being facetious, but hey, it's GBS. The line gets really blurry sometimes.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

On the related note sounds like the Putin media basically took the post 9/11 US flag waving concept and put it on steroids.

Remember all the embarrassing things after 9/11 such as freedom fries or attacking the cowardly french?

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



The good news is that knowing Russians, they'll use all their nukes on themselves and the Caucasians/Chechens first

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