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how could you gently caress up Randy Orton so bad
like come on
bluh blug bblufhhf
i'm very dumb
love to sniff my butt
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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
if it's not a flaming chairs match then who loving cares

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Okay that was silly, but really loving cool as well. This is a great promo.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
And the crowd gave no fucks.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
That was decent, but, I think the crowd is justifiably bummed Taker didn't show up.

Still think that's a bad call atm.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

SilverMike posted:

HOW HAVE YOU REPLACED MY TABLE WITH A CHAIR THIS IS CRAZY

hahahaha

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Not my chair, not my problem.

SirDippingSauce
Oct 25, 2012

We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.
Also nice that the announcers shut the gently caress up for this segment.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Bray Wyatt vs. the sound guy as the WM main event

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
has Michael Cole finally learned to shut the gently caress up?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
so no Taker then

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Rand McNally posted:

There's ten minutes left in this show, btw, and we're watching a flaming rocking chair

It Is A Metaphor

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Announcrs!!!

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Ahahaha Cole and crew are silent trying to give that the serious treatment.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

SirDippingSauce posted:

OK, haters to the left, that was cool.

i swiped right

NEW

Git Mah Belt Son
Apr 26, 2003

Happy Happy Gators
That was attitude era as hell

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Moneyball posted:

Not my chair, not my problem.

This is an amazing reference :lol:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



You guys are no fun. Sure that was campy as hell, but enjoy it. Save your ire for the bad booking.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Pariah Rex posted:

I really hope this match is just them shooting lighting bolts and fire at each other and they never actually wrestle.

the 1.2 update of wwe immortals will come out and itll just be gold taker vs gold bray played by j&j security and simulcast to the trons

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Zyla posted:

i swiped right

NEW

Day?!

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I can't feel my legs.

RAW has broken me.

I feel my bowels loosening

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
That was cool as hell, can't blame the crowd for being dead after the last few hours tho



...exit with silence? Did the announcers' mics die?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
wrestling is stupid and i love it so very very much

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I like Undertaker sightings after his supposed death. I like him brainwashing Mabel. I like Bray being a crazy hillbilly weirdo. I like this. This owns

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I don't understand why Undertaker can't show up in person yet and Bray does this himself. I don't get why Sting can't show up in person to promote the feud more often and Hunter's building it himself. I don't get why Brock is limited besides MONEY....well ok I get that. I don't get why Sheamus is touted for a return yet won't show up until closing of Smackdown to do something for a pre-show Mania match or whatever. So many one sided builds even with Heyman having to save the main event himself.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Still wanna hear Taker come out to his first, original funeral dirge theme - still way creepier than the updated one he uses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAwEHe0ooNQ

Mt. Modular
May 18, 2006

Gordong Dongbay posted:

Most of us are grown men watching this. What am I doing with my life?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

That's loving pro wrestling. Yall hate fun. :colbert:

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

DarkstarIV posted:

Okay that was silly, but really loving cool as well. This is a great promo.

that's pretty much the only way you can build a Taker/Wyatt program so they did just fine

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Best Wyatt segment since before the family broke up, imo.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I like how they didn't even bother to get Taker to record anything for this. Just use an old soundclip.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
who the hell wrote "the man comes around" and Vince was like YES THAT'S IT

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
Who knew those Cracker Barrel rocking chairs could burn like that...

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

HulkaMatt posted:

Best Wyatt segment since before the family broke up, imo.

:agreed:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


NEW!

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

BasicFunk posted:

Who knew those Cracker Barrel rocking chairs could burn like that...

i do and thats why i cant go back

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i don't necessarily hate that but undertaker actually being there could have somewhat salvaged this unbelievably lovely raw but turns out nope

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Hopefully they use that song for the buildup, song owns.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Gordong Dongbay posted:

Most of us are grown men watching this. What am I doing with my life?

I worked my loving rear end off getting ready for planting all day and with my livestock. I wrote three articles, made dinner, groomed my dogs, washed my dishes and settled down for dinner and tv and god drat it sir, if I wanna watch oily adult men dance around mostly naked in front of lots of people who share my interests, I have earned it

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Sit in the chair, it takes you to the city in the sky.

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Intruder posted:

I like Undertaker sightings after his supposed death. I like him brainwashing Mabel. I like Bray being a crazy hillbilly weirdo. I like this. This owns
same

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