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THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
the only tv ive watched in my entire life is seinfeld

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VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

THE PENETRATOR posted:

the only tv ive watched in my entire life is seinfeld

what is the deal with video games

Devil Wears Wings
Jul 17, 2006

Look ye upon the wages of diet soda and weep, for it is society's fault.

ah yes, the finer things in life, like my precious grimdark melee combat dying simulator

for you see [dons fedora] only the purest of purestrain gamers can appreciate such fine ambrosia

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Devil Wears Wings posted:

ah yes, the finer things in life, like my precious grimdark melee combat dying simulator

for you see [dons fedora] only the purest of purestrain gamers can appreciate such fine ambrosia

nice, a fedora burn

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
it's a trilby you philistine

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Devil Wears Wings posted:

ah yes, the finer things in life, like my precious grimdark melee combat dying simulator

for you see [dons fedora] only the purest of purestrain gamers can appreciate such fine ambrosia

youre hella retarded, and massively gay

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
what the gently caress

Devil Wears Wings
Jul 17, 2006

Look ye upon the wages of diet soda and weep, for it is society's fault.
seriously tho GotG (game of this generation) Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker has already been released so it's all just downhill from here

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
what the double gently caress

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

It's not a game if there's no jump button.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
In case anyone cares, the bafta game awards start in less than one hour http://www.twitch.tv/bafta

Some red carpet action at the moment.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Games; Mario, Sonic, Doom 3.

Not games: Zelda, Final Fantasy, Tetris

Beast Pussy
Nov 30, 2006

You are dark inside

FactsAreUseless posted:

Games; Mario, Sonic, Doom 3.

Not games: Zelda, Final Fantasy, Tetris

Good username/post combo.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

FactsAreUseless posted:

Games; Mario, Sonic, Doom 3.

Not games: Zelda, Final Fantasy, Tetris

Agreed

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

THE PENETRATOR posted:

the only tv ive watched in my entire life is seinfeld

Devil Wears Wings
Jul 17, 2006

Look ye upon the wages of diet soda and weep, for it is society's fault.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Games; Mario, Sonic, Doom 3.

Not games: Zelda, Final Fantasy, Tetris

Counterpoint: final fantasy XIII has occasional context sensitive jumping and is therefore approx. 35% a game

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

5

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
It's called cyberpunk: 2077 because that's when it's going to come out.

In 2077.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Kurtofan posted:

In case anyone cares, the bafta game awards start in less than one hour http://www.twitch.tv/bafta

Some red carpet action at the moment.

eugh, tried to watch but their primitive accents are so hard to listen to for long

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

what do you guys think the seinfeld of video games is?

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
u wot m8 ill fukken cut u in the gabber i sware on me mum

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Bicyclops posted:

what do you guys think the seinfeld of video games is?

lemmings

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Bicyclops posted:

what do you guys think the seinfeld of video games is?

Hmm, what is a game about nothing

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
Minecraft

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Hmm, what is a game about nothing

while that is a good place to start, it also must run for awhile but have a disappointing ending.

Devil Wears Wings
Jul 17, 2006

Look ye upon the wages of diet soda and weep, for it is society's fault.

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Hmm, what is a game about nothing

warioware

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Hmm, what is a game about nothing

World of warcraft

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

lol

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT
what's a bloodborne?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

PantsBandit posted:

It's called cyberpunk: 2077 because that's when it's going to come out.

In 2077.

Is there anything about that game thats been shown/seen other than that one cgi trailer everyone went crazy for?

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Is there anything about that game thats been shown/seen other than that one cgi trailer everyone went crazy for?

not much if so, since they said out the gate they were announcing it very early on and wanted to finish The Witcher 3 before it goes into full production

we know it's a game based on the game Cyberpunk and it's being made by CD Projekt Red and that's enough to conclude that it's going to be fully and completely The poo poo

I'm hell of hyped for The Witcher 3 btw, I re-read The Last Wish and I'm probably going to buy Sword of Destiny. Probably the only game that I'm really sure I'm going to play coming up other than Bloodborne

Fergus Mac Roich fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Mar 12, 2015

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

How Rude posted:

what's a bloodborne?

a miserable pile of secrets

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Fergus Mac Roich posted:

not much if so, since they said out the gate they were announcing it very early on and wanted to finish The Witcher 3 before it goes into full production

we know it's a game based on the game Cyberpunk and it's being made by CD Projekt Red and that's enough to conclude that it's going to be fully and completely The poo poo

I'm hell of hyped for The Witcher 3 btw, I re-read The Last Wish and I'm probably going to buy Sword of Destiny. Probably the only game that I'm really sure I'm going to play coming up other than Bloodborne

i am extremely prepared for the witcher 3. geralt is my bae.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

witcher?? i barely know 'er!!!!

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Hmm, what is a game about nothing

gone home

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i mean nothing happens! wtf is up with that. you're either playing a game or you're not! there's no middle ground jerry

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
weirdly I ended up thinking about that some more and I think I would actually say Persona 3/4, especially 4, because unlike most games they actually tackle the concept of banality. Seinfeld is banality divided by wackiness

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


Sam's diary, entry found pinned to a stolen Jesus fish:

Today I finally saw Lonnie dancing to that music she lent me and... well, after seeing what I can only call "The Little Kicks," I think I may have lost my respect for her.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The baftas are on!!!

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Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Devil Wears Wings posted:

ah yes, the finer things in life, like my precious grimdark melee combat dying simulator

for you see [dons fedora] only the purest of purestrain gamers can appreciate such fine ambrosia

THE PENETRATOR posted:

youre hella retarded, and massively gay

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