The Field [Mafia]

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Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

I posted.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:30

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:10

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

I'm here, and refusing to read any page but the current one.

Who wants to cuddle Lumpen?

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:34

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

No one has ever cuddled Lumpen. It explains the man we see before us.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:35

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

1. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY MAGIC POWER, WHICH WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
The power to blast Rock and Roll so pure the world wept and all disease was cured. My strings would shake the very heavens and loud enough to command hell. My voice would feed the hungry. No power is greater than the power of Rock.

2. IF YOU COULD CONSUME AND GAIN THE POWERS OF ANY MAFIA PLAYER, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY?
Isn't this a competition trying to gain your powers? How is this even a question?

3. YOU MAY ONLY USE YOUR MAGIC POWER SELECTED IN QUESTION 1 FOR *BLEGH* SELFLESS REASON. WHAT DO YOU DO?
The power of Rock is the purest of all: my fingers would play and the world would be healed. Through my music, all would be excellent to each other.

4. WHAT IS THE HIGHEST PRICE YOU WOULD PAY FOR YOUR MAGIC POWER IN #1?
There is no price which must be paid for the power of Rock, it exists in the heart of every man who ever picked up his guitar, looked up to the heavens, and let out a scream of pure fury. It exists in the eyes of every child who hears Mercury or Plant or Morisson for the first time and knows that those words bring the most blessed of gifts. Truly the power of Rock is within us all, and we need only a guitar as our wand and our souls as our picks. Alternatively, $8,000 because I could probably sell my car for that much and just propel myself through space by way of blasting Rock and Roll.

5. YOU DIE AND COME FACE TO FACE WITH EVERY DEMON YOU HAVE EVER ANGERED. WHAT FLAVOR IS YOUR ETERNAL SUFFERING?
Bubblegum.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:36

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

Also I'm sad that this is no longer a poetry competition

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:37

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

jon joe posted:

I HAVE DECIDED THAT POEMS ARE BORING. WE SHALL NOW MOVE INTO A NEW COMPETITION OF WIZARDLY POWERS AND CURSES.

PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONNAIRE. YOU SHALL BE RATED BASED ON YOUR RESPONSES.

1. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY MAGIC POWER, WHICH WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
2. IF YOU COULD CONSUME AND GAIN THE POWERS OF ANY MAFIA PLAYER, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY?
3. YOU MAY ONLY USE YOUR MAGIC POWER SELECTED IN QUESTION 1 FOR *BLEGH* SELFLESS REASON. WHAT DO YOU DO?
4. WHAT IS THE HIGHEST PRICE YOU WOULD PAY FOR YOUR MAGIC POWER IN #1?
5. YOU DIE AND COME FACE TO FACE WITH EVERY DEMON YOU HAVE EVER ANGERED. WHAT FLAVOR IS YOUR ETERNAL SUFFERING?

Dang I just wrote a song about black wizards

1. Magic
2. imgay, hes the best mafia player
3.id put on magic shows for childrens birthdays
4. id put my street cred on the line
5. Grape

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:38

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

I wish I was a wizard.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:39

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

busb posted:

are you guys still addicted to reading those strongbad and hella sweet jeff comics or whatever? man they were awful

varinn got addicted to dota. we haven't talked much since.

also:

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:40

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Lumpen posted:

I posted.

condolences

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:40

The Ninth Layer: Jun 20, 2007

I'm going to assume none of the first six pages are worth reading and just jump in with a ##vote Betrayer it's revenge time.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:40

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

i loving hate the internet

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:40

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Anidav posted:

I wish I was a wizard.

##vote Anidav

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:41

The Ninth Layer: Jun 20, 2007

Oh wait the game hasn't started yet? Oh well, I'll get you soon Betrayer!

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:41

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

CONTINUE THE RESPONSES. THE GRADES ARE PRIVATE. THEY SHALL INFLUENCE THE POWERS I BESTOW AND HORRORS I INFLICT.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:44

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

jj I NEED TO BE A WIZARD

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:45

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Its my destiny

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:45

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

JakeP posted:

jj I NEED TO BE A WIZARD

PLEASE DETAIL WHY GRAPE CONTAINS SUCH SUFFERING FOR YOU

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:46

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

jon joe posted:

PLEASE DETAIL WHY GRAPE CONTAINS SUCH SUFFERING FOR YOU

THere was this brand of generic non gobstopper jawbreakers and the purple ones tasted like ear wax. I know what ear wax tasted like because around that time I tasted my ear wax

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:46

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

I DID NOT LIKE THE TASTE OF EAR WAX

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:47

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

JakeP posted:

I DID NOT LIKE THE TASTE OF EAR WAX

what did it taste like?

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:48

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

busb posted:

what did it taste like?

Tremendous.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:48

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

busb posted:

what did it taste like?

purple generic nongobstopper jawbreakers

# ? Mar 13, 2015 02:48

Alaster: Nov 18, 2006; Hanging just next to your door in the hallway is a painting of an EXQUISITE WIZARD. Your mother collects these awful things IRONICALLY.

hello friends. and keane.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:06

Alaster: Nov 18, 2006; Hanging just next to your door in the hallway is a painting of an EXQUISITE WIZARD. Your mother collects these awful things IRONICALLY.

I like how truth or dare is still banned

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:09

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

There should be a willy wonka role. he can take kids to his factory at night

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:10

HiipFire: Sep 1, 2013; JENNY DEATH LIVES

Thuggin

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:10

Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

I have a restriction that I'm only allowed to read the last page of the thread because I promised it in the previous thread and TremTa decided it would be funny to make it a real restriction.

This does not at all change my plans for this game.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:12

Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

If someone could post a summary of everything that's happened in the game at the top of every page that would be appreciated tia

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:13

Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

Alasdair lied

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:14

HiipFire: Sep 1, 2013; JENNY DEATH LIVES

Nothing of any relevance.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:14

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

hiip claimed 3p in this game in another thread

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:14

Pussy Quipped: Jan 29, 2009

Pinterest Mom posted:

hiip claimed 3p in this game in another thread

WOAH NOT COOL

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:16

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Alasdar, truth/dare

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:19

HiipFire: Sep 1, 2013; JENNY DEATH LIVES

HiipFire posted:

I don't know who winvirus is. All I remember about him is that really long paragraph about him being a dick or some poo poo, but Taste is cool so I guess virus is too.

I think the winner of Taste's game is gonna be 3p, because I really like the comedy option where people just constantly shoot each other vigs, poisons and whatever the gently caress else Taste puts in it and in the end 3p somehow ending up triumphant in the form of either a survivor or SK or some either weird rear end win condition like Lover or Monk(?) maybe. I can't imagine it not ending in a comedic fasion. If you want to name a specific name, I think I, HiipFire, the extremely cool 17 year old will win.

ohh gently caress I just claimed 3p outside of the thread didn't I.............
gently caress
gently caress
gently caress
gently caress
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alright im just gonna stop typing now

AND IM NOT BACKING DOWN

ok maybe i am it was joke ok guys hahahaha you can laugh now

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:21

Jump King: Aug 10, 2011

haha

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:21

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bifauxnen posted:

Hey Anidav this sounds like a good time to practice for Rap Battle Mafia, are you still planning on running that? I don't want to volunteer to help out with modding cause I wanna be in the game.

I would own this game.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:25

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

Alasdair Crawfish posted:

hello friends. and keane.

Hello Alasdair, you are welcomed

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:26

Alaster: Nov 18, 2006; Hanging just next to your door in the hallway is a painting of an EXQUISITE WIZARD. Your mother collects these awful things IRONICALLY.