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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I only use stat trak weapons

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
In a world without computers I probably would have ended up a poet, I considered it for a bit actually but I like computers more. And also the first for-realsies writing class in college was like "keep a journal and write two pages every day" and I was like haha no and dropped the class.


I have an award I won though, it's on my wall right now.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Is it d1 yet?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

In a world without computers I probably would have ended up a poet, I considered it for a bit actually but I like computers more. And also the first for-realsies writing class in college was like "keep a journal and write two pages every day" and I was like haha no and dropped the class.


I have an award I won though, it's on my wall right now.



NOW YOU HAVE TWO

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

jon joe posted:



NOW YOU HAVE TWO

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

jon joe posted:



NOW YOU HAVE TWO
I'll treasure it :)

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Warioland 4 is my favorite GBA game.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I MEAN, WARIOLAND 4 IS MY FAVORITE GBA GAME. IT'S MAGICAL.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

sup bonelords

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Bifauxnen posted:

~~ WHICH AUSPOL CHARACTER ARE YOU? ~~

Question 1
Are you currently:
A. Employed full-time
B. Underemployed in casual work that is in no way a reliable source of income
C. Unemployed and on welfare
D. In an unpaid internship

Question 2
Which option is closest to your personal dream:
A. Alpaca farm commune
B. Off-grid living with on-grid bathroom
C. Owning ALL THE TRANSFORMERS (other embarrassing hobbies like anime may be substituted)
D. Shaking up the echo chamber

B, A and also to pick a Dangan Ronpa character I'm a Gundam Tanaka but sometimes act like a Kirigiri

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

jon joe posted:

I HAVE DECIDED THAT POEMS ARE BORING. WE SHALL NOW MOVE INTO A NEW COMPETITION OF WIZARDLY POWERS AND CURSES.

PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONNAIRE. YOU SHALL BE RATED BASED ON YOUR RESPONSES.
5. YOU DIE AND COME FACE TO FACE WITH EVERY DEMON YOU HAVE EVER ANGERED. WHAT FLAVOR IS YOUR ETERNAL SUFFERING?

The other questions are dumb, but the answer to this one is Louis Kemp's Crab Delight

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Power of Pecota posted:

B, A and also to pick a Dangan Ronpa character I'm a Gundam Tanaka but sometimes act like a Kirigiri

all mafia players are yamada

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

I remember... everything.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Tom Tucker posted:

I remember... everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Hf3ioJsNg

Spoonsy
Dec 6, 2005

Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
Grimey Drawer

Tom Tucker posted:

I remember... everything.

really? all the things?

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Asiina posted:

Is it D1 yet? I'm not reading anything.

Then how will you find out the answer to your question?

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

TremendousLY RUDE DUDE posted:

ecco said he's not playing

RUDE.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

you are like the only person i could make that joke about

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!



Yes Ecco, it was rude of you to not participate

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Power of Pecota posted:

B, A and also to pick a Dangan Ronpa character I'm a Gundam Tanaka but sometimes act like a Kirigiri

I was about to suggest Fruity Gordo, but your Dangan Ronpa result sounds way more like Gaspy!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Tom Tucker posted:

I remember... everything.

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

(Seriously Bif will crush you in a rap battle)

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

i'm tired so i'm going to bed


Take the initiative! If you see that your pal/foe/mason buddy/scum buddy/ lover hasn't posted itt yet, pester them to do so!

D1 Starts ~ 7:00 PM EST Tomorrow!

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Bifauxnen posted:

~~ WHICH AUSPOL CHARACTER ARE YOU? ~~

Question 1
Are you currently:
A. Employed full-time
B. Underemployed in casual work that is in no way a reliable source of income
C. Unemployed and on welfare
D. In an unpaid internship

Question 2
Which option is closest to your personal dream:
A. Alpaca farm commune
B. Off-grid living with on-grid bathroom
C. Owning ALL THE TRANSFORMERS (other embarrassing hobbies like anime may be substituted)
D. Shaking up the echo chamber

A
B

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!



Hm, you sound like a tithin, but I better get a Dangan Ronpa character to make sure.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

I was about to suggest Fruity Gordo, but your Dangan Ronpa result sounds way more like Gaspy!

Which Dungeon Rampage character is me?


They're a drama queen again aren't they :(

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Asphyxious posted:

Which Dungeon Rampage character is me?


They're a drama queen again aren't they :(

Just look at the resemblance, I don't know how I never noticed before!




(Kirigiri is the cool detective lady though)

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

Just look at the resemblance, I don't know how I never noticed before!




(Kirigiri is the cool detective lady though)

Yeah okay that does seem to be me.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

PoP where your new avatar?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

quote:

Gundham has an eccentric and somewhat dark personality. He often claims that he has been blessed with the evil powers of the underworld, and refers to everyone else as 'pathetic human beings'. Gundham is often lost in his own little world, usually paying more attention to himself or his hamsters than the things that are going on around him.

God drat you Bif.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Bifauxnen posted:

Hm, you sound like a tithin, but I better get a Dangan Ronpa character to make sure.

A shame there's no bearded hobbit Dangan Ronpa characters

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

tithin posted:

A shame there's no bearded hobbit Dangan Ronpa characters

You can be one of my hamsters.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Asphyxious posted:

God drat you Bif.

You should read up on Komaeda next, it should enhance your enjoyment of my flaming burnouts :buddy:

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Bifauxnen posted:

~~ WHICH AUSPOL CHARACTER ARE YOU? ~~

Question 1
Are you currently:
A. Employed full-time
B. Underemployed in casual work that is in no way a reliable source of income
C. Unemployed and on welfare
D. In an unpaid internship

Question 2
Which option is closest to your personal dream:
A. Alpaca farm commune
B. Off-grid living with on-grid bathroom
C. Owning ALL THE TRANSFORMERS (other embarrassing hobbies like anime may be substituted)
D. Shaking up the echo chamber

A

C

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

jon joe posted:

I HAVE DECIDED THAT POEMS ARE BORING. WE SHALL NOW MOVE INTO A NEW COMPETITION OF WIZARDLY POWERS AND CURSES.

PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONNAIRE. YOU SHALL BE RATED BASED ON YOUR RESPONSES.

1. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY MAGIC POWER, WHICH WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
2. IF YOU COULD CONSUME AND GAIN THE POWERS OF ANY MAFIA PLAYER, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY?
3. YOU MAY ONLY USE YOUR MAGIC POWER SELECTED IN QUESTION 1 FOR *BLEGH* SELFLESS REASON. WHAT DO YOU DO?
4. WHAT IS THE HIGHEST PRICE YOU WOULD PAY FOR YOUR MAGIC POWER IN #1?
5. YOU DIE AND COME FACE TO FACE WITH EVERY DEMON YOU HAVE EVER ANGERED. WHAT FLAVOR IS YOUR ETERNAL SUFFERING?

1. The power to absorb other powers.
2. Votefinder so I can know votes.
3. Kill townies
4. Five dollars
5. Ice cream

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
hello friends

my name is milky

i am good at mafia

asiina does not like me because of dota

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Milky Moor posted:

hello friends

my name is milky

i am good at mafia

asiina does not like me because of dota

I VIOLENTLY DISAGREE WITH ALL OF THIS

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!



Your Auspol character is: Raptorfag

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tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Asphyxious posted:

You can be one of my hamsters.

Squeak.

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