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Stubear St. Pierre
Feb 22, 2006

fyodor posted:

doing even the simplest tasks with pubbies is futile. mankind is doomed.

I've been trying to do "deliver the EMP" on the Humane Labs one for two days now but today's preteen cannot loving fathom advanced concepts such as "use a silencer" and "if killing that guy failed the mission the last 6 times it will also fail the 7th."

Anyone who wants to heist on Xbone can add me, GT: Liquid Stuart

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Quicksand_Jesus
Dec 19, 2005

Lasagna Miracle

geeves posted:

Loses a lot without the chat, but I am racing to the hangar va. Jonsey who is plummeting to the ground due to his flare habit that destroyed his parachute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEt34sNEpRc

And a few accidents happened because Jay was watching porn in the control tower instead of giving us extra radar support.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1VHaC41vuI

Lasagna getting a bit grabby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_rtPg-JPLU

Hahahaha. Those are great. I didn't realize you were literally that close when Quim died. Heartbreaking.

The last thing you want to hear when you're doing these is a teammate to express negative emotion; "oh, dear..," "uh.. guys..," "whoops.." Bad times are coming.

carb0nex
Nov 5, 2012

thehustler posted:

Yeah I've been worried about losing All In Order progress. Mic's on the Amazon shopping list

What mic are you looking at? There's a cheapo $15 one at bestbuy, but of course it isn't available at any store anywhere near me. Useless.

A c E
Jun 18, 2007

Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?

Stubear St. Pierre posted:

I've been trying to do "deliver the EMP" on the Humane Labs one for two days now but today's preteen cannot loving fathom advanced concepts such as "use a silencer" and "if killing that guy failed the mission the last 6 times it will also fail the 7th."

Anyone who wants to heist on Xbone can add me, GT: Liquid Stuart

Adding you now (GT Matazar). Not sure your time zone but I play at random times anyways. Sounds like you are in the same spot as me, stuck with idiot pubbies.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
Goddamn it trying to get the cop uniforms is painful. Populating lobby :argh:

Hobnob
Feb 23, 2006

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carb0nex posted:

What mic are you looking at? There's a cheapo $15 one at bestbuy, but of course it isn't available at any store anywhere near me. Useless.

If you don't mind ear buds, the Sony PS Vita ones with a built-in mic are only $9 on Amazon and are so much nicer than the pack-in PS4 earbud.

If I'm on (PS4 - VicLudorum) I'm always up for any heist action that's going. Between Rockstar flakiness and idiot pubbies I've yet to get very far.

SisterFister
Oct 31, 2005

I'm sure you and your 37 dollars will prove to be quite the legal sensation
Meet pootbarn and Bizarro pootbarn (unclecaveman69)

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omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


I want to man the gun in the Insurgent

Quicksand_Jesus
Dec 19, 2005

Lasagna Miracle

omg chael crash posted:

I want to man the gun in the Insurgent

Then fix your NAT so you can whisper sweet nothings in my ear and ill happily let you work my gun, baby.

carb0nex
Nov 5, 2012

Hobnob posted:

If you don't mind ear buds, the Sony PS Vita ones with a built-in mic are only $9 on Amazon and are so much nicer than the pack-in PS4 earbud.

If I'm on (PS4 - VicLudorum) I'm always up for any heist action that's going. Between Rockstar flakiness and idiot pubbies I've yet to get very far.
Oh, you're talking PS4. I'm on last gen. :(

omg chael crash posted:

I want to man the gun in the Insurgent

I just want the Insurgent. And after doing that missions 4 times now, I still don't have the ability to buy it. Kinda lame.

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


geeves posted:

Loses a lot without the chat, but I am racing to the hangar va. Jonsey who is plummeting to the ground due to his flare habit that destroyed his parachute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEt34sNEpRc


You're gonna love seeing this poo poo unfold from my POV, I fell for what seemed like forever, I didn't realize how close it was :negative:. I'll get the half dozen videos I've got up soon.

Stubear St. Pierre
Feb 22, 2006

A c E posted:

Adding you now (GT Matazar). Not sure your time zone but I play at random times anyways. Sounds like you are in the same spot as me, stuck with idiot pubbies.

Added you back, need another if you're getting on soon

A c E
Jun 18, 2007

Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?

carb0nex posted:

Oh, you're talking PS4. I'm on last gen. :(


I just want the Insurgent. And after doing that missions 4 times now, I still don't have the ability to buy it. Kinda lame.

Same. I think you need to do the actual heist to unlock it which is where I'm stuck too.

I was so sure it would unlock after the setup mission since I was able to buy the hydra like that. Of course I can't find anyone who will play the actual heist and I can't populate my own heists even with pubbies and so I am still stuck on prison break.


Stubear St. Pierre posted:

Added you back, need another if you're getting on soon

At work or I would join you.

I'll be on in 3~ hours if any Xbone goons are around then.

cka
May 3, 2004

carb0nex posted:

Oh, you're talking PS4. I'm on last gen. :(


I just want the Insurgent. And after doing that missions 4 times now, I still don't have the ability to buy it. Kinda lame.

it unlocks after the third heist finale, which by coincidence I'm at right now (hosting on PS3.) Gonna run that this afternoon, might see if other people are on in about a half hour or so... PSN name is illigan so send a message if you want in

luckily a mic isn't too important on that heist, just need a guy with one in the base for that key card nonsense

Abilifier
Apr 8, 2008

Stubear St. Pierre posted:

I've been trying to do "deliver the EMP" on the Humane Labs one for two days now but today's preteen cannot loving fathom advanced concepts such as "use a silencer" and "if killing that guy failed the mission the last 6 times it will also fail the 7th."

Anyone who wants to heist on Xbone can add me, GT: Liquid Stuart

My GT is Abilifier. I'll be around later this evening, like 6-7.

carb0nex
Nov 5, 2012

cka posted:

it unlocks after the third heist finale, which by coincidence I'm at right now (hosting on PS3.) Gonna run that this afternoon, might see if other people are on in about a half hour or so... PSN name is illigan so send a message if you want in

luckily a mic isn't too important on that heist, just need a guy with one in the base for that key card nonsense

My PSN is yassir, we played alllll last night with the 100+ failures.

I wish we could use my teamspeak server. So much nicer on there. I'm hoping thatonekid will be on soon as well.

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Someone needs to sync up geeves and my accounts of this situation, it was a loooong way down. I forgot that I almost got nailed by lasagna's ace flying skills as soon as I ejected. (Skip to 0:49 to get to the good stuff; I think I fell for like 20 seconds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CME2xniHes

Insurgent is just so deliciously broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oGdSmdcftI

Prison heist finale, Jay couldn't get into the plane and we were taking heavy fire, so I tried shutting the door to fix the issue. Sorta worked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2tpTHnx7yU

and here's the extent of my jet stunting abilities

https://youtu.be/KaweRHzBtYs?t=1m21s

slicing up eyeballs fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Mar 15, 2015

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
Good roadblocking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi0ZNaUf9EQ

And a face for an eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYqnnnN0IvA

cka
May 3, 2004

carb0nex posted:

My PSN is yassir, we played alllll last night with the 100+ failures.

I wish we could use my teamspeak server. So much nicer on there. I'm hoping thatonekid will be on soon as well.


cool, small world I guess... I can hop on your teamspeak thing since I'm pretty sure I have a pc microphone around here somewhere to help alleviate some of that confusion

e: yeah I found one but the connection on my front panel is kinda iffy

cka fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Mar 15, 2015

Stubear St. Pierre
Feb 22, 2006

Abilifier posted:

My GT is Abilifier. I'll be around later this evening, like 6-7.

added you back. Had to give up earlier, trying to actually get rolling is pretty terrible if someone in the group has lovely internet

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Jaidroxide, where the hell is that Harrier wing carry video.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I want to do some heisting on PS4. i'll probably be on for a few hours. I want to be included in stuff, please include me in stuff.

Console: PS4
gamertag: powerswift
specialty: loving up in new and interesting ways.

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Saw it on reddit posted:

Buy the night vision goggles after you have completed the third heist (humane labs) you buy them from amunation in the middle of the store. Then hold down the touchpad, then click inventory>accesories>then on gear go to night vision click square to activate then you have night vision in free roam

Is this all true? Screenshots please.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
How much has the character creator improved over the early days? I played GTA:O when it first came out and the character generator was the most godawful thing ever, and now the OP has a better one. Can you go very in-depth? I no longer have a console so I haven't played it since it was relatively new, just waiting for the PC version now.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Songbearer posted:

How much has the character creator improved over the early days? I played GTA:O when it first came out and the character generator was the most godawful thing ever, and now the OP has a better one. Can you go very in-depth? I no longer have a console so I haven't played it since it was relatively new, just waiting for the PC version now.

It's no more deep than it was before, they just made what you're actually changing unambiguous and how you change it has a higher degree of control. All the options are the same, you just get to move sliders/thumbsticks now.

mr_jolly
Aug 20, 2003

Not so jolly now
What happened to the Grand Tour race?

Noticed that it was missing earlier - was one of my favourites too!

shep
Aug 31, 2003

I am sad because I am stuck with no bacon in the middle of the ocean.
Hey 360 buddies, are any of you around this fine evening for some hot pant wearing heist action?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

The other day I noticed that the skin on my character's back was wrinkled, sagging, and gross. This simply will not do, how can I wear my tennis outfits and minidresses when my back looks like it is made out of burlap and bits of worn-out rawhide gloves?

The character appearance glitch didn't fix it, even with going through and making sure that all skin damage / blemishes were not selected and also set to 0% opacity.

I know a couple of other goons were having a similar issue. Apparently it is caused by using colored contact lenses and / or getting tattoos.

I've submitted a ticket, I will keep everyone posted on this very important issue. Also I hope R* doesn't get mad about the appearance glitching / purple sovereign / car dupe profits while they're poking around in my account.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

thehustler posted:

Nobody wants to join my heist setups ever. I'm struggling to do Prison Break because of this.

Is there a goon crew on PS3? Or does anyone want to help? I'm on as Pentler, no mic I'm afraid

yo yo yo im fresh420prince and im good at heisting, except for hacking. im hosting the trevor heist tonight, and wil probably host the next one tomorrow

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

i flunked out posted:

yo yo yo im fresh420prince and im good at heisting, except for hacking. im hosting the trevor heist tonight, and wil probably host the next one tomorrow

I'll heist with you again. Trevor heist kinda sucks overall but it's decent payout and still includes shooting dudes. What time will you be on?

Scorched Spitz
Dec 12, 2011

shep posted:

Hey 360 buddies, are any of you around this fine evening for some hot pant wearing heist action?

I'm on right now and ready for the third heist, but Homely Sphincter has to wait an hour.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

titties posted:

The other day I noticed that the skin on my character's back was wrinkled, sagging, and gross. This simply will not do, how can I wear my tennis outfits and minidresses when my back looks like it is made out of burlap and bits of worn-out rawhide gloves?

The character appearance glitch didn't fix it, even with going through and making sure that all skin damage / blemishes were not selected and also set to 0% opacity.

I know a couple of other goons were having a similar issue. Apparently it is caused by using colored contact lenses and / or getting tattoos.

I've submitted a ticket, I will keep everyone posted on this very important issue. Also I hope R* doesn't get mad about the appearance glitching / purple sovereign / car dupe profits while they're poking around in my account.

I thought we figured all female backs looked like this since all of ours did. If you get a fix post it, I'd also like my back to not look like an old couch.

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.
If anyone can verify the triggering of it I'd love to make my lady with a Nico Bellic face look even more horrible.

SamuraiPaul
Oct 9, 2005

Blowin' up da moon.

SisterFister posted:

Meet pootbarn and Bizarro pootbarn (unclecaveman69)



This was a good heist. thanks for coming in when Ranacher wasn't responding. Congrats to you for flying an on-fire airplane to the ocean successfully.

clip http://youtu.be/GbGZ2kYLgzk

theCalamity
Oct 23, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

omg chael crash posted:

Jaidroxide, where the hell is that Harrier wing carry video.

I've been waiting to see it ever since we did that heist

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


BitBasher posted:

Problem spotted!

A good group of pubbies got me through prison break, the stealth mission and the humane labs finale with ease, and they were hilarious to boot. Meanwhile goons ignored my invites for the most part.

Really wish I could change my psn name though. I didn't think Americans would have such a hard time with leidend.

Rick Sanchez
Sep 22, 2004

AIDS!
Hopping on now if anyone wants to heist it

PSN YetiMachete85

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Slim Killington posted:

I thought we figured all female backs looked like this since all of ours did. If you get a fix post it, I'd also like my back to not look like an old couch.

I googled around yesterday, there are a few tickets on R* support.

The conversations covered the same hand full of workarounds and fixes, including:

-Keep switching contacts at the salon until it fixes your skin (this no longer works and was only a temporary fix as your skin would revert anyway)

-Do the appearance glitch and turn off whatever skin damage / blemishes might have been turned on (all mine were still set to "none")

-Do the appearance glitch and set opacity to 0% on all skin damage / blemishes (this did nothing)

-Submit a ticket, at least one person said that R* unlocked the appearance editor for them and the problem was already fixed when they went in

E:

Reverse Centaur posted:

A good group of pubbies got me through prison break, the stealth mission and the humane labs finale with ease, and they were hilarious to boot. Meanwhile goons ignored my invites for the most part.

I only ignored your invites after you were short with me for no reason and then wouldn't put us in a position to shoot down the enemy helicopters :colbert:

titties fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Mar 15, 2015

shep
Aug 31, 2003

I am sad because I am stuck with no bacon in the middle of the ocean.

Scorched Spitz posted:

I'm on right now and ready for the third heist, but Homely Sphincter has to wait an hour.

Sounds good, I'll be on shortly!

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Lyer
Feb 4, 2008

MrLonghair posted:

Is this all true? Screenshots please.

It's true, I have it and it works.

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