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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM



That spot felt a lot smaller parking in it last night, but Achievement Unlocked, parallel park a 19 foot long car with 5 square inch mirrors in the dark.

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Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

I had no idea German rap was a thing.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

Comrade Flynn posted:

I had no idea German rap was a thing.

I read somewhere a few years ago that the largest market for rap outside of the US was Germany, but I'll be damned if I can find the source of that quote now.

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Powershift posted:

That spot felt a lot smaller parking in it last night, but Achievement Unlocked, parallel park a 19 foot long car with 5 square inch mirrors in the dark.

loving hell, that's ridiculous.

My van is 20' long..

Tamir Lenk
Nov 25, 2009

Parallel parking cred? Try finding a spot for this monster on the street.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Mooseykins posted:

loving hell, that's ridiculous.

My van is 20' long..



This one is not mine, but it gives you an idea of just how ridiculously awesome the lincoln mark cars are.



The mark IV engineer's priorities in order.

1. style
2. displacement
3. comfort
4. torque
...
...
...
98. handling
99. horsepower
100. practicality

The doors are 5 feet long and open nearly to 90 degrees. parked dead center on the line between parking spaces, the doors can touch the line on the outside of either spot. It has a 7.5 liter engine, seats 6, has 5 ash trays, 29 inch tall tires, and 0 cupholders.

Powershift fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Mar 20, 2015

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





The WJ is still a Jeep, so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfP7qK0khuQ

And there's totally a C10 in this vid. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvUMV1N7eGM

Searching "CR-V rap" and "c10 rap" doesn't get much.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Meridian Dan owns and is from my 'endz' blud. *said in whitest middleclassest voice possible*

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Tamir Lenk posted:

Parallel parking cred? Try finding a spot for this monster on the street.



I have actually put one of those inside the back of a van similar to mine. Place i used to have a unit/workshop, guy next to us sold his Mini shell, buyer collected it with a rented Iveco Daily van. 5 of us picked it up and put it in the back. :v:

Powershift posted:

This one is not mine, but it gives you an idea of just how ridiculously awesome the lincoln mark cars are.



The mark IV engineer's priorities in order.

1. style
2. displacement
3. comfort
4. torque
...
...
...
98. handling
99. horsepower
100. practicality

The doors are 5 feet long and open nearly to 90 degrees. parked dead center on the line between parking spaces, the doors can touch the line on the outside of either spot. It has a 7.5 liter engine, seats 6, has 5 ash trays, 29 inch tall tires, and 0 cupholders.

:stare:

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

track day bro! posted:

Meridian Dan owns and is from my 'endz' blud. *said in whitest middleclassest voice possible*

Not far from me then, i'm near the end of the M1/Brent Cross/Golders Grim.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Mooseykins posted:

Not far from me then, i'm near the end of the M1/Brent Cross/Golders Grim.

gently caress that part of the A406 forever! Mainly the part where it merges with the A1 near golders green.

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

track day bro! posted:

gently caress that part of the A406 forever! Mainly the part where it merges with the A1 near golders green.

Henley's Corner! :v:

The entire area provides me with lots of interesting dashcam footage. Driving in Golders Green alone is always an experience.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Tamir Lenk posted:

Parallel parking cred? Try finding a spot for this monster on the street.



Is your car in some kind of gang?

DELETED
Nov 14, 2004
Disgruntled

Powershift posted:

This one is not mine, but it gives you an idea of just how ridiculously awesome the lincoln mark cars are.



The mark IV engineer's priorities in order.

1. style
2. displacement
3. comfort
4. torque
...
...
...
98. handling
99. horsepower
100. practicality

The doors are 5 feet long and open nearly to 90 degrees. parked dead center on the line between parking spaces, the doors can touch the line on the outside of either spot. It has a 7.5 liter engine, seats 6, has 5 ash trays, 29 inch tall tires, and 0 cupholders.

Even the newer Marks are huge. My mom has a MKVIII and it's just over 17' long. I parked next to an MG one time, I really wish I got a picture. You could probably fit that thing in the Lincoln's trunk. And the comically large doors still open to about 80°

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine

Grim is not rap. :eng101:

blk
Dec 19, 2009
.

Comrade Flynn posted:

Counterpoint: you guys are about 6 months away from water wars and living in a Mad Max dystopia.

Post a rap song about your ride - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dqgr0wNyPo

You live in the same town as Sir Mix A Lot, drive the car brand we all associate with him and have even met the guy once. You need to commission him for a track about your ride.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

IOwnCalculus posted:

Searching "CR-V rap" and "c10 rap" doesn't get much.

Its not about C10s but there are plenty in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTCnno-3EGE

drukqs
Oct 15, 2010

wank wank you're a pro vaper I'm not wooptiedoo...

Tamir Lenk
Nov 25, 2009

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Is your car in some kind of gang?

Heh. Last summer, Minis Across the States came through Chicago, so I dropped by to visit their meet up in the morning. When I got there, I noted "I heard there were going to be a bunch of Minis here, but so far I'm the only one?!?" There were about 300 of those new-fangled German "Mini" cars though.

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

365 Nog Hogger posted:

Grim is not rap. :eng101:

Grime? An no, but close enough.

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine

Mooseykins posted:

Grime? An no, but close enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK-okdwv09g

Quite A Tool
Jul 4, 2004

The answer is... 42

This looks like you're hiding behind a fence from an angry dog that's creeping up your driveway.

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

That makes German Whip look like a loving masterpiece.

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008
Excellent photo of an excellent car.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Shame what they did to the front bumper though.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
what? put a license plate on it?

some fights aren't worth it

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel

BraveUlysses posted:

what? put a license plate on it?

some fights aren't worth it

When the police pull me over, I don't want to give them an excuse to write me another ticket.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
I think he means it looks like the default holes right in the middle were bypassed, and then 2 new holes had to be put in to mount it off center.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
It looks like there's about 6 holes in the bumper. And there are better ways to mount it than drilling through the bumper.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

veedubfreak posted:

It looks like there's about 6 holes in the bumper. And there are better ways to mount it than drilling through the bumper.

I'll bet that's a towhook plate mount.

Tremek
Jun 10, 2005

DropShadow posted:

I'll bet that's a towhook plate mount.





Rho-plate tow hook mount, $69. Better than the two $75 parking tickets I have had on previous cars.

Bonus: Justy porn.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Tremek posted:



Rho-plate tow hook mount, $69. Better than the two $75 parking tickets I have had on previous cars.

Bonus: Justy porn.

That is one intimidating looking car. The Cadillac is sweet, too.

crutt
Sep 13, 2003
Hamhock Captain.
My c5 is jealous of the time I've been spending with my 4r.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Tamir Lenk posted:

Parallel parking cred? Try finding a spot for this monster on the street.



Indeed, parking is so bad all these monstrously huge cars were forced off the street.






I know you joke about it in your other post, but over here there is a very real and virulent hostility from a lot of the old Mini owners towards the new ones, to the point of actually vandalising their cars at events and such. Such attitudes have been slowly fading over time to the point its now very rare but its still about.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster
So I have this:






88 IROC 350 5.7

Good:
I mean, well, just look at it and feel Southern California wind fluttering your mullet.
86k Miles
California car (Except when it was stolen and found in FLORIDA in 1992)
Identical to the one I had when I was a kid, when they were new, except white. Mine was black.


Bad:
Original Bose only barely powers one speaker, but I want to keep it stock, so I guess I have to wait for another one to appear on E-Bay or something
Dash lights are kinda wonky
*Thunk* when shifting from reverse to D when you first goose it - (Strut tower bushing?)
Passed smog in August, Failed this month. (Bad cat?)
Possible fuel delivery issue (Takes a while to start)
Leaky T-Tops (Factory option)
Non Functional Horn (Factory option)
Some door dings, Paint fading on drivers' side door.

Errrrrgh:
Every time I take it out someone offers to buy it from me. Cool, I guess.
"Are you gonna put some RIMZZZZ ON IT?"
"Are you going to modify the engine?"

Can't think of a rap song? So:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

So I have this:






88 IROC 350 5.7

Good:
I mean, well, just look at it and feel Southern California wind fluttering your mullet.
86k Miles
California car (Except when it was stolen and found in FLORIDA in 1992)
Identical to the one I had when I was a kid, when they were new, except white. Mine was black.


Bad:
Original Bose only barely powers one speaker, but I want to keep it stock, so I guess I have to wait for another one to appear on E-Bay or something
Dash lights are kinda wonky
*Thunk* when shifting from reverse to D when you first goose it - (Strut tower bushing?)
Passed smog in August, Failed this month. (Bad cat?)
Possible fuel delivery issue (Takes a while to start)
Leaky T-Tops (Factory option)
Non Functional Horn (Factory option)
Some door dings, Paint fading on drivers' side door.

Errrrrgh:
Every time I take it out someone offers to buy it from me. Cool, I guess.
"Are you gonna put some RIMZZZZ ON IT?"
"Are you going to modify the engine?"

Can't think of a rap song? So:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w

Holy poo poo that rules so much. Ive had a coupe t topped third gens when I was younger. That thunk is probably u joints or the bushing on the torque arm.

edit: or the trans mount.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Fart Pipe posted:

Holy poo poo that rules so much. Ive had a coupe t topped third gens when I was younger. That thunk is probably u joints or the bushing on the torque arm.

edit: or the trans mount.

I loved mine when I was a kid (my mom was a complete idiot for letting me have one when I was seventeen years old. I'm probably very lucky to be alive.) I love this one even more, now that I have some common sense.

And I'm gonna get it on a lift later this week - feels like the "thunk" is coming from the right front of the car. And I notice a little noise when going over speed bumps, not sure if the same issue or related, so we'll go over all the bushings/mounts. Also to check and probably replace the cat, and I think an exhaust mount is out, somewhere. Also gonna check fuel delivery. Shouldn't have to crank the car for 2-3 seconds before it fires up, but I'm told that can be cat related as well.) Edit: And replace the valve guide seals.

But I love this car. I haven't seen one in this good of overall condition since they were new. My mechanic of over 10 years probably hates me, because I can't bear the slightest squeak, rattle, or mechanical imperfection.

(Yes I can wrench, but I'm in a condo and that's forbidden by HOA)

Got a quote from a friend that owns a body shop and we can probably do the drivers door (paint matching/respray), balance both doors, check and rewire dash, fix leaky tops, PDR all the dings, fix passenger side window alignment, etc for under a grand.

Clockwork Sputnik fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Mar 27, 2015

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


crutt posted:

My c5 is jealous of the time I've been spending with my 4r.



3rd Gen, best gen.

:swoon:

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

I loved mine when I was a kid (my mom was a complete idiot for letting me have one when I was seventeen years old. I'm probably very lucky to be alive.) I love this one even more, now that I have some common sense.

And I'm gonna get it on a lift later this week - feels like the "thunk" is coming from the right front of the car. And I notice a little noise when going over speed bumps, not sure if the same issue or related, so we'll go over all the bushings/mounts. Also to check and probably replace the cat, and I think an exhaust mount is out, somewhere. Also gonna check fuel delivery. Shouldn't have to crank the car for 2-3 seconds before it fires up, but I'm told that can be cat related as well.) Edit: And replace the valve guide seals.

But I love this car. I haven't seen one in this good of overall condition even when they were new. My mechanic of over 10 years probably hates me, because I can't bear the slightest squeak, rattle, or mechanical imperfection.

(Yes I can wrench, but I'm in a condo and that's forbidden by HOA)

Got a quote from a friend that owns a body shop and we can probably do the drivers door (paint matching/respray), balance both doors, check and rewire dash, fix leaky tops, PDR all the dings, fix passenger side window alignment, etc for under a grand.

Nah, your mechanic probably thinks you are awesome, because you've been bringing him steady business for a decade. Unless you're like, super up his rear end about everything or something, I bet you're one of his favorites.

I like your super clean F-body, by the way. It's been a long time since I saw one of that vintage in good condition.

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Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Terrible Robot posted:

Nah, your mechanic probably thinks you are awesome, because you've been bringing him steady business for a decade. Unless you're like, super up his rear end about everything or something, I bet you're one of his favorites.

I like your super clean F-body, by the way. It's been a long time since I saw one of that vintage in good condition.

TBF I've referred so many people to Gary over the years, alongside my own business, that when I do bring in the car for something minor, especially when no/few parts are required, I rarely get charged for it. About once a year on a midsize job, he'll knock off all the labor as a "thanks" for the referrals.

He is also someone I happily send my female friends to, as he is respectful, equally as honest as he is with men, and takes time to "show and tell" exactly what's wrong. And if there's nothing wrong? "No charge, I didn't fix anything."

And free lift time if he has a bay available (which isn't very often, as his reputation keeps him stacked for days.)

He has a fridge full of a variety of awesome beers in the back bay as well.

I have the best, most honest, most reasonable mechanic in all of Southern California.

:3

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