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AllTerrineVehicle
Jan 8, 2010

I'm great at boats!

Grittybeard posted:

And here's where I start tumbling down the rankings, I've got at least one ace and possibly two if no one else thought of the single joke answer I had. Nice to be tied for first this late though.

e: Oh hey 4, not bad.

Same here, shocked I managed to be near the top but I'm gonna take a tumble now!

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tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

I can't believe there was a worst coaching decision question without someone attributing Oscar Taveras' death to Mike Matheny leaving in Michael Wacha.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

No Safe Word posted:

mine's pretty correct even if it's going to be an ace

and if it's not then you guys loving own harder than I knew

My man

seiferguy posted:

God Shammgod - 3
IcePhoenix
CannonFodder
No Safe Word

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Every athlete is intensely religious because every professional athlete has had all their childhood dreams come true. Except Tim Tebow who learned he sucks at football

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

seiferguy posted:



KettleWL (Tebow is out cutting baby dicks for god right now)


:laffo:

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

seiferguy posted:

God Shammgod - 3
IcePhoenix
CannonFodder
No Safe Word
you beautiful bastards

quote:

Seth McClung - tinstaach
somehow still loving funny, goddamn

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Cory Lidle :laffo:

CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich

johnfw50 posted:

Jason Worilds quit football for God. The clear winner. e:well gently caress

Sad high five

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Finally got a #1 :woop:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

johnfw50 posted:

Jason Worilds quit football for God. The clear winner. e:well gently caress

So did Glen Coffee, he could have been starting for the 9ers this year if he stuck around!

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

jah bless champramp

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

seiferguy posted:

God Shammgod - 3
IcePhoenix
CannonFodder
No Safe Word

Makes sense.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

johnfw50 posted:

Jason Worilds quit football for God. The clear winner. e:well gently caress

i was going to pick him but i thought retiring would disqualify him from the question

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

quote:

Ray Lewis - 4
Worthleast
McStabby
Azhais
Benne

Everyday I thank Jesus that I got away with murder.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

quote:

Cricket - 5
Deathlove
zakharov
Ninurta
brainguy
DannoMack

#cricketcrew

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Scores after question 10:

mentholmoose - 173
DannoMack - 161
Exodor - 154
Mr. Fix It - 154
Ice To Meet You - 152
Grittybeard - 151
CellBlock - 149
FairGame - 145
Spoeank - 144
KIM JONG TRILL - 137
OperaMouse - 135
AllTerrineVehicle - 135
elwoodcuse - 134
Haschel Cedricson - 131
abel wingnut - 131
Pet Rock Band - 131
Buane - 126
Reformed Pissboy - 126
Deathlove - 124
josefstalinator - 123
Tadashi - 122
skaboomizzy - 122
Inspector_666 - 122
myron cope - 122
Mike Works - 122
Meeler09 - 121
Everblight - 121
darkwolf220 - 120
Crunkjuice - 120
tehchekt - 120
Twin Cinema - 120
Xenophon - 118
Great White Hope - 117
E_Motion - 116
The Glumslinger - 116
Kalli - 115
DukeChin - 114
Pander - 112
brainguy - 111
Deadly Intersection - 111
Worthleast - 110
Azhais - 108
KettleWL - 108
Benne - 108
Tony Phillips - 106
PantsFreeZone - 106
Pungry - 105
Frank Eufemia - 104
Silly Burrito - 103
doomocrat - 102
The Midniter - 101
Paper Tiger - 100
IcePhoenix - 99
swickles - 99
CzarStark - 98
alansmithee - 97
kalensc - 93
Bawfuls - 92
McStabby - 92
No Safe Word - 91
Rincewind - 90
Infidel Castro - 89
Ammat the Ankh - 88
GuavaMoment - 88
Christ Pseudoscientist - 87
Pops Mgee - 86
Guignol - 85
Shadow Ninja 64 - 83
C. Everett Koop - 82
Recursive - 82
CannonFodder - 82
Nostalgia4Butts - 81
Whypick1 - 80
ThinkTank - 80
ChampRamp - 80
INSPECTAH DECK - 79
Spamtron7000 - 79
naginalJJ - 78
fartknocker - 77
zakharov - 77
WienerDog - 77
Zodijackylite - 77
Yoshifan823 - 76
i am not so sure - 76
tanglewood1420 - 76
GeneX - 75
tinstaach - 75
craigk - 74
Cruel and Unusual - 74
Articpuma - 71
Rogue Elephant - 71
Metapod - 69
Dingleberry Jones - 69
Ninurta - 68
stab - 67
CBJSprague24 - 66
pig slut lisa - 66
Vlad Antlerkov - 61
Parmesan Basil - 59
lloyol - 59
johnfw50 - 58
Wall Balls - 58
The Locator - 57
Flyinglemur - 56
Dale Ouise - 55
Jawknee - 54
Badfinger - 53
JoelJoel - 50
Magicpants - 49
evanth - 47
marioinblack - 47
Anders - 46
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 45
sa fits - 40
Thaddius the Large - 26
the talent deficit - 16
straight up brolic - 15
TUS - 11

Question 11: I wish this athlete had been taught how to use condoms a long time ago.





marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I flipped my answer from God Shammgod to Eddie Harris. It was the last one I answered. :(

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





EvanTH posted:

hm looks real to me

I believe everything I see on the interwebs.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

ffffffffffuck Magic is a good one, though I pandered to a high point one anyway :mad:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Carruth doesn't need condoms he has his own form of birth control

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Carruth is a solid answer here.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Magic Johnson, jesus chris

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



No Safe Word posted:

ffffffffffuck Magic is a good one, though I pandered to a high point one anyway :mad:

Yeah, I can't go back on mine, but Magic is a fantastic answer.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Anyone who doesn't answer Magic Johnson is a god damned failure

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

If Magic Johnson doesn't win then you guys need to brush up on your trick question identification.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Kalli posted:

Yeah, I can't go back on mine, but Magic is a fantastic answer.


tinstaach posted:

Magic Johnson, jesus chris


No Safe Word posted:

ffffffffffuck Magic is a good one, though I pandered to a high point one anyway :mad:

:unsmigghh:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Question 11: I wish this athlete had been taught how to use condoms a long time ago.

Antonio Cromartie - 21
naginalJJ
elwoodcuse
ThinkTank
E_Motion
Parmesan Basil
Wall Balls
Ninurta
CellBlock
Spamtron7000
Azhais
KIM JONG TRILL
Spoeank
GeneX
Pops Mgee
Meeler09
myron cope
Buane
Rogue Elephant
swickles
No Safe Word
DannoMack

Magic Johnson - 14
doomocrat
Whypick1
INSPECTAH DECK
Xenophon (as I press the "HELL" button on the elevator of the afterlife)
josefstalinator
Ice To Meet You
Cruel and Unusual
Exodor
Mr. Fix It
McStabby
Alfred P. Pseudonym
The Glumslinger
Deadly Intersection
tanglewood1420

Adrian Peterson - 11
Nostalgia4Butts
Yoshifan823
IcePhoenix
Tony Phillips
Metapod
Worthleast
OperaMouse
DukeChin
skaboomizzy
mentholmoose
pig slut lisa

Shawn Kemp - 11
stab
Haschel Cedricson
zakharov
ChampRamp
Pungry (but not really, he's cool)
Recursive
Christ Pseudoscientist
Pet Rock Band
alansmithee
tehchekt
Everblight

Philip Rivers - 8
CzarStark
Bawfuls
Silly Burrito
Deathlove
brainguy
Crunkjuice
Infidel Castro
PantsFreeZone

Archie Manning - 5 (lol)
Paper Tiger
Guignol
Kalli
Vlad Antlerkov
Dingleberry Jones

Rae Carruth - 5
Thaddius the Large
johnfw50
Great White Hope
kalensc
Benne

George Foreman - 3
Ammat the Ankh
Shadow Ninja 64
Inspector_666

Martin Brodeur - 2
Dale Ouise
sa fits

Stupid question - 2
Rincewind (wait wait wait. is this question meant to imply that our honorable and upstanding athletic gentlemen might be having SEX?????)
KettleWL (I don't know, not really my problem. You guys weirdly care about other people's penises. Disregard my comment about baby dicks above.)

Alex Rodriguez - 2
i am not so sure
WienerDog

Tim Tebow - 2
Magicpants
Badfinger

ACES:

Daryl Sutter - Jawknee
Wilt Chamberlan - darkwolf220
does Vince McMahon count as an athlete - craigk
Allen Iverson - Tadashi
Kellen Winslow - fartknocker
Karl Malone - Articpuma
All of them - Anders
roger clemens - abel wingnut
Giannis Antetokounmpo - straight up brolic
Evander Kane - lloyol
Doc Rivers - C. Everett Koop
Steve Swisher - Pander
Ben Roethlisburger - Zodijackylite
Magic Johnson no Greg Louganis no Arthur Ashe yeah that's the ticket, it's extra "funny" because he got it from a blood transfusion. Arthur Ashe. - evanth
Lebron James - CBJSprague24
Perky Plumlee - marioinblack
Irving Johnson - The Locator
Joe Bryant - tinstaach
Chris Henry - CannonFodder
kobe bryant - the talent deficit
Jack Buck - FairGame
??? - Frank Eufemia
Tonya Harding. - TUS
Louis John Sutter - GuavaMoment
Is a Magic Johnson answer too hacky (it is, but I assume others will answer this)? - Twin Cinema
The Bears' Secondary - Flyinglemur
Tommy Morrison - Grittybeard
Ben Roethlisberger's dad - AllTerrineVehicle
Melvin Mora - Reformed Pissboy
Bobby Hull - Mike Works
Dwight Howard - The Midniter
Tie Domi (his kid is fantastic but g'drat, he ugly) - JoelJoel

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
i was originally going to put in the staals dad but he wasnt and athlete and after i put it in i realized i was actually thinking of the sutters

sigh


e: wait, broudeur wasnt a black sheep? :laffo:

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

I knew there was an obvious one here I was missing...

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:







first its smoothies, then its alimony

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
wow no travis henry

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

seiferguy posted:

Question 11: I wish this athlete had been taught how to use condoms a long time ago.

Perky Plumlee - marioinblack


:thurman:

GuavaMoment
Aug 13, 2006

YouTube dude

fits posted:

i was originally going to put in the staals dad but he wasnt and athlete and after i put it in i realized i was actually thinking of the sutters

sigh

I thought exactly the same thing, but it didn't stop me.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

seiferguy posted:

Archie Manning - 5 (lol)
Paper Tiger
Guignol
Kalli
Vlad Antlerkov
Dingleberry Jones
:bravo:

quote:

Magic Johnson no Greg Louganis no Arthur Ashe yeah that's the ticket, it's extra "funny" because he got it from a blood transfusion. Arthur Ashe. - evanth
Is a Magic Johnson answer too hacky (it is, but I assume others will answer this)? - Twin Cinema
these don't roll up into Magic as their answer?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
I supposed we should be proud of ourselves that no one said Michael Sam.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
My inspiration for this question was reading the Carolina Panthers receivers' thread in TFF and reading about Rae Carruth. Jesus Christ.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Metapod posted:

wow no travis henry

I considered him before choosing a Magic answer that wasn't Magic.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

C. Everett Koop posted:

I supposed we should be proud of ourselves that no one said Michael Sam.

Bigotry is finally dead!

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
why would it roll up I answered Ashe

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

:rip: Arthur Ashe, you live on in crossword puzzles across America.

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