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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
for reasons that aren't quite clear to me, and may never be clear unless i watch the entire thing, enson inoue is involved in some kind of ultra low rent tuf style thing where vice get some tiny japanese musicians to fight each other with minimal training. it goes about as well as you would expect. skip to like 19 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH8N4cOqdoc

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Tonight's MMA schedule:

Legacy FC 40
Duluth, Georgia, USA

Main Card - AXS TV - 10:00pm ET
Cody East vs. Brice Ritani-Coe
Tommy Jones vs. Dave Vitkay
Matt Betzold vs. Rodrigo Lima
Joe Elmore vs. Clay Harvison
Rusty Crowder vs. Gui Curry
Aaron Conway vs. Doug Usher
Wesley Barnes vs. Amir Dadovic

But more importantly!

Titan FC 33
Mobile, Alabama, USA

Main Card - CBS Sports Net - 11:00pm ET

PS these are all title fights on the main card lol.

Desmond Green vs. Kurt Holobaugh
Jon Madsen vs. Chase Gormley
Pat Healy vs. Kurt Kinser
Cody Bollinger vs. Andre Harrison

Preliminary Card - CBSSports.com - 8:30 pm ET
Walel Watson vs. Brett Johns
Anthony Gutierrez vs. Austin Lyons
Belal Muhammad vs. Keith Johnson
Brian Davidson vs. Estevan Payan
Marcus Edwards vs. Adam Nijem

This one actually has a few people I've heard of!

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Mar 20, 2015

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Dave Vitkay is the man!

Fun fact: Legacy will be held at "Wild Bill's", home of Wild Bill's Fight Night.

It's also being co-promoted with the Wild Bills Fight Night promoter (who saw the writing on the wall that his promotion was named something stupid and hence changed it to NFC), noted narcissist "Dana White of Atlanta" David Oblas.

Hopefully the Legacy people are doing the bulk of the production but if Oblas has his way be prepared to see his buddy (a 50 year old man with a pony tail) incorrectly read the results of the fights.

Noted highlights include:
-And the winner by judges decision... Jake Roberts!!! ........I'm sorry folks , my mistake, the real winner is Alex Brown!!!!!.
-And the winner by a kimura choke... Jason Cooper!

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
http://www.cbssports.com/video/player/titan-mma

the prelims for titan are on


join us in #mma for chitty-chatting about it

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
someone gif dat leg please

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

theacox posted:

someone gif dat leg please

and that ko because it owned

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Legacy link - taima.tv/r/mma2

Titan FC link - taima.tv/r/mma

titan starts back up in 12 minutes on cbs sports or that link, legacy fc in the mean time

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
i tweeted both of these out, ya lazy bums

http://gfycat.com/BeautifulConstantElver - gross leg

http://gfycat.com/WaterloggedMindlessCricket - head kick

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
buff bagwell, both steiner bros and raven are at wild bill's watching the legacy card

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Alright, saturday b-leagues before the UFC starts:


Absolute Championship Berkut 15
Nalchik, Russia

Main Card - Fighter (Russia) - 12:00pm ET / 9:00am PT
Oleg Bagov vs. Thiago Meller
Mukhamed Kokov vs. Marce Rojo
Dzhamal Magomedov vs. Eduard Vartanyan
Abdul-Rakhman Temirov vs. Roman Stakhuv
Islam Edilgeriev vs. Vladimir Katyhin
Zabit Magomedsharipov vs. Helson Henriques
Amirkhan Adaev vs. Marko Burusic
Alexander Matmuratov vs. Zaur Kasumov
Maxim Shvets vs. Anatoly Tokov
Adam Zajac vs. Joe Doerksen
Alexey Efremov vs. Rahman Dzhanaev
Shamkhan Danaev vs. Loik Razdhabov
Nikolai Pryadko vs. Mukamed Berkhamov
Samy Ben Amor vs. Rasul Ediev
Ivan Andrushchenko vs. Asker Baragunov
Berik Sultangaliev vs. Temruk Berkhamov

I think that's gonna air here : http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/rossiya-2 or here http://tv.vnutri.info/tv-russia/smotret-boec-online

The 2nd one looks more MMA related cuz right now the other one is showing a bunch of russians fighting evil arabs or something

Also on an hour after this one starts is

Fight Nights: Cup of Moscow
Moscow, Russia

Main Card - Fight Club (Russia) - 1:00pm ET / 10:00am PT
Ismail Aliev vs. Evgeniy Kuravskoy
Vladimir Mineev vs. Mikhail Shein
Murad Machaev vs. Islam Begidov
Alexei Ivanov vs. Luiz Ricardo Simon
Beslan Afashagov vs. Oleg Borisov
Marif Piraev vs. Kirill Sukhomlinov
Movlid Khaibulaev vs. Dmitry Korobeynikov
Sergei Pavlovich vs. Sergei Antipov
Vadim Buseev vs. Gracik Engibaryan

And that's gonna be at http://simple-tv.com/channel.php?channel_name=boychovskiy-klub


As always, #mma for poo poo-league chat

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Mar 21, 2015

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Anyone wondering just how a one legged man would fare in an rear end kicking contest should catch last night's Legacy.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


El Roncho posted:

Anyone wondering just how a one legged man would fare in an rear end kicking contest should catch last night's Legacy.

poo poo wasn't there once a semi-prominent UFC fight in which a one-legged man legitimately won an rear end-kicking contest?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

CommonShore posted:

poo poo wasn't there once a semi-prominent UFC fight in which a one-legged man legitimately won an rear end-kicking contest?

Not UFC. I wanna say Shark Fights.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Well it was something like the guy's knee went out and he hung in there and got a stoppage win.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Hey dudes, we'll be streaming DEEP 71 in 15 minutes (8:30 PST) if anyone wants to join.

http://taima.tv/r/pspmma

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

Google Butt posted:

Hey dudes, we'll be streaming DEEP 71 in 15 minutes (8:30 PST) if anyone wants to join.

http://taima.tv/r/pspmma

do it, it'll be fun!

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_2pmna5gHs

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsk6gnrFDaw&hd=1

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Here is a man who knows what he likes-- beating up Brazilians.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I can't find the video of Joe Warren backstage before one of his fights in Dream where he was giving himself his own pep talk

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I can't find the video of Joe Warren backstage before one of his fights in Dream where he was giving himself his own pep talk

He kept muttering Baddest man on the planet while wrapping his hands iirc

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
yeah and it was like his first or second fight and he kept saying HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I BACKED THAT UP IN MY CAREER?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
i miss anything cool on the bellator prelims?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
this happened on bellator http://gfycat.com/TerribleDescriptiveAfricanhornbill

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

The armpit punch is what set it all up. Just like Herschel Walker v. NUDGE

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Lol Dakota gave up as soon as Couture took his back.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Lol Dakota gave up as soon as Couture took his back.

He's used to guys finishing quickly when they slip in the rear naked.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
Look at me as I slowly wave my hands

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Please choke this turd.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I'm glad that Bellator has allowed me to continue to enjoy Francis Carmont fights.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
is joe warren fighting yet? that's all i care about

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

1st AD posted:

is joe warren fighting yet? that's all i care about

One more fight before he's on I think.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
That was a fun, sloppy fight.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Warren submits in the classic Chael Sonnen fashion

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



I need a loop of Warren's scream as soon as possible

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Bitch noises, ladies and gentlemen

https://vine.co/v/O39hzvDzgzV

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
the wilhelm warren scream

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Fentry posted:

Bitch noises, ladies and gentlemen

https://vine.co/v/O39hzvDzgzV

This was fantastic.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Fentry posted:

Bitch noises, ladies and gentlemen

https://vine.co/v/O39hzvDzgzV

Thank you, and Joe Warren, for finally giving meaning to that catchphrase for the first time in 2 years.

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Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
He was also bawling while walking backstage. Bellator delivered tonight despite Carmont's best efforts.

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