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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Remember Martin Yan from "Yan Can Cook" Stephen Yan from "Wok With Yan"? Professional chef, author, entrepreneur and daytime tv cooking show OG?
Understood the importance of fresh ingredients and time-honored traditional flavors, as well as the simple truth that puns are both the highest form of comedy and the lowest form of wit.

Actual ones he wore over the years:









The one you'll get from Googling Martin Stephen Yan:



Some oc:










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Replies should be in pun form. Non-pun replies are likely to be made pun of.
Having a hard time thinking of a decent pun? Remember, the only good pun is bad pun.
Think your pun stinks? Post it anyway! 'Tis all in good pun.

Weave your best fabrications here in this thread and, as always, keep in mind the mods wool knot tolerate any breakage of the string-ent rules.

Have pun!

e. Thank you Hobohemian for pointing that out

Jamoke fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Apr 1, 2015

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I just wanna wish you all good luck. Were all counting on you.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Yan owns.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
That's the wrong Yan you idiot. That's Stephen Yan.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

.random
May 7, 2007

Hobohemian posted:

That's the wrong Yan you idiot. That's Stephen Yan.

Martin "Yan Can Cook" Yan:


Hmmm. Definitely looks like the same guy. Carry on, OP.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

you are a loving dead man OP

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

if yan can cook den so can you! :haw:

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
yan is cool as fuk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKWZinnCaZw

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Grimey Drawer

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
yan owns

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Yan was who inspired me to become a chef.

He also gives happy endings to chicken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_EztXjmtPY

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

you betta wok

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Hey what's up.

My dad's Asian.

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0haiThere
Feb 18, 2015

Looks like you're in the barrel today.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Yan in his better days

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Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Ducreux
Dec 14, 2009

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Lol

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 251 days!)


lol

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS








.random
May 7, 2007

Hobohemian posted:

That's the wrong Yan you idiot. That's Stephen Yan.

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

Yan in his better days



lol

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
now do one with negros and fried chicken

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Robo Reagan posted:

now do one with negros and fried chicken

everyone loves a good starter image, champ

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Grimey Drawer

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I've never seen this man before in my entire life.

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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Crying tears of laughing..
5d

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