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kill you are self
Jun 17, 2005

pa rum pum pum pum
stay awhile and glisten

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Goddamn are the mods asleep at the wheel that's like the fifth excellent new thread title I've seen in the last 2 weeks alone.

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

mind the walrus posted:

Goddamn are the mods asleep at the wheel that's like the fifth excellent new thread title I've seen in the last 2 weeks alone.

I am perfectly fine with mods never coming here. It isn't good for us, it isn't good for them.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Gaiman is coming to a theater near me soon. I am tempted to go just to stand up in the middle of it and scream GURM IS VERY MUCH MY BITCH at him.
(and then give him a hug because of the death of his buddy tpratchett :( )

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

TK-42-1 posted:

Ned's head on Gregor's body is Bob Strong.

this was my fan theory, please add Jamie's sword hand as a reminder that he is the perfect monster.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Fog Tripper posted:

Gaiman is coming to a theater near me soon. I am tempted to go just to stand up in the middle of it and scream GURM IS VERY MUCH MY BITCH at him.
(and then give him a hug because of the death of his buddy tpratchett :( )

Might want to revise the order of how you do that so you can get everything done. Priorities man.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

NutritiousSnack posted:

this was my fan theory, please add Jamie's sword hand as a reminder that he is the perfect monster.

Also, Theon's Johan.

kill you are self
Jun 17, 2005

pa rum pum pum pum
davos' off-hand fingertips for increased luck

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

stannis' hairline

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

mind the walrus posted:

Might want to revise the order of how you do that so you can get everything done. Priorities man.

You hug him, the you quietly whisper in his ear and you slowly move you hand down the small of his back "GURM is very much… my bitch".

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Robert Strong is actually Pod and Sweet-Robin sitting on Rickon's shoulders.

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

V. Illych L. posted:

stannis' hairline

Tyrion's nose

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Varys's cock n balls and the magic contained therein.

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

various cheeses posted:

Varys's cock n balls and the magic contained therein.

Theon's + Vary's cocks. I like it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

kcroy posted:

Theon's + Vary's cocks. I like it.

The penis that was promised.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

The penis that was promised.

The Prick That Was Promised

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

various cheeses posted:

Varys's cock n balls and the magic contained therein.

The burnt boy bits theory

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

nine-gear crow posted:

The Prick That Was Promised

New thread title

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

New thread title

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

New thread title

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

So, my fellow or former Wild Cards, if anyone had any interest in that SoIaF-Tarantino crossover... thing that I've been drafting, and wanted to be the first to take a look at it while I ready it for prime time, feel free to shoot me an e-mail at my username at gmail.

Looking for some feedback this week before the show, for what is certainly going to be far too much effort for some niche jokes japes.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

kcroy posted:

Tyrion's nose


Catelyn's maidenhead.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.
I'm getting a good laugh thinking about Qyburn just wondering through Westeros picking up whatever body parts he can find.

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

nooneofconsequence posted:

Catelyn's maidenhead.

Yes. Yes indeed.

hate to resort to discussing the books, but...

Did Littlefinger only THINK he took cat's maidenhead ( I assumed it was Lysa who slept with him when he was drunk ) ? Was that just a lie he made up? Or is there more to the story?

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

As far as I remember he was drunk or milk of the poppied or something when Lysa came to his room, so he thought it was Cat.

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

New thread title

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

kill you are self posted:

stay awhile and glisten

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

kill you are self posted:

stay awhile and glisten

My name's Shitdick Cain and I come from Jersey
Can't wash my own genitals, now I got scurvy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
HAY

GLISTEN

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

kill you are self posted:

stay awhile and glisten

that's quite the treasure you have in that Dothraki pube!

Unzip and Attack
Mar 3, 2008

USPOL May
Stop. Collaborate and glisten.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Ice is back in two Lannister editions

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ZShakespeare posted:

You hug him, the you quietly whisper in his ear and you slowly move you hand down the small of his back "GURM is very much… my bitch".

This would end up like that Rob Liefield video where some goon pussies out on giving him a "how to draw" book once it's obvious that Liefield is a real human being with real human feelings and the real human capacity to fight back.

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Blind Sally posted:

that's quite the treasure you have in that Dothraki pube!

:eyepop:

Unzip and Attack
Mar 3, 2008

USPOL May

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Ice is back in two Lannister editions

:vince:

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013
Lots of named characters gonna die this season according to some websites. If you're wondering if so-and-so and what's-their-face are important to ASOIAF, the answer is forthcoming.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Bye Davos and Stannis

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
victarion and euron must be really important since they don't even dare risk their hides by putting them in the show

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

AtAt-de-fay posted:

Lots of named characters gonna die this season according to some websites. If you're wondering if so-and-so and what's-their-face are important to ASOIAF, the answer is forthcoming.

Can you provide some links to this stuff

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Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013
Here's one: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/95104068.html

There's another at IMBD that says pretty much the same thing, but I can't find it at the moment.

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