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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Tipps posted:

your reward is the satisfaction of a job well done.

my reward is the 0.000000001 btc/day that i get from the secret mining rootkit included in the game that is now running on your phone. :getin:

that explains the ridiculous memory leaks XD

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Buttcoin purse posted:

I'm reminded of this stupid c|net article saying how the fact that someone who built a 1KB "hard drive" in Minecraft means "it's only a matter of time before things start going the way of "Terminator" or "The Matrix," or at least to the point where we're building virtual simulations of fully functioning computers that obey the laws of the physical world." Because yes, a Minecraft simulation of a hard drive is really accurate, my real hard drive is full of pistons too.

Anyway that is stupid, and bitcoin is stupid, so I hope someone makes a bitcoin miner in Minecraft. For those not familiar with the game, things in the game can be on fire, so it can be a highly accurate simulation of a bitcoin miner.

pshhh thats nothing http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/User:BaronW

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Tipps posted:

your reward is the satisfaction of a job well done.

my reward is the 0.000000001 btc/day that i get from the secret mining rootkit included in the game that is now running on your phone. :getin:

don't forget to claim you're solving aids

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
posted on the noisebridge mailing list

quote:

> From: Dawn Song <dawnsong@gmail.com>
> Subject: [eecs-announce] Talk announcement: Bitcoin, Blockchain, and
> Ethereum [April 22, Wed, 6:30-8pm, Woz Soda]
> To: eecs-announce@eecs.berkeley.edu, secreadgroup
> <secreadgroup@lists.berkeley.edu>
>
> As a guest lecture in cs161 this Wed, we'll have a double feature on an
> overview of Bitcoin, Blockchain and Ethereum by Kieren Scott James-Lubin
> and Martin Becze. Come join us!
>
> April 22, Wed, 6:30-8pm, Woz Soda.
>
> Talk: Overview of Bitocoin Blockchain and future directions
> Abstract: We'll learn about the core logic of the Bitcoin Blockchain, and
> why its design decisions have led to its continual existence and success.
> We'll finish with a discussion of future directions in Blockchain
> Technology: Turing completeness, scalability, novel consensus mechanisms,
> and the practical issues of user experience and adoption.
>
> Bio: I'm a PhD candidate in the math department studying mathematical
> physics (specifically statistical mechanics). I'm interested in pure
> theoretical models like quantum spin systems and dimer models, but also in
> more applied topics like writing fast Gibbs samplers. I'm a contributor to
> the Ethereum Haskell client and have done some popular writing on
> 'Blockchain' technical issues.
>
>
>
> Title: Ethereum: a technical overview
> Abstract: In this talk we will be discussing how Ethereum smart contracts
> work at a starting at fairly low level with a goal of giving you insight on
> how to use and build smart contacts as well as understanding the limitation
> and strength of the system.
> Bio: Martin is an adventurer who likes to think about and build disturbed
> systems.
>
>
>
>
> thanks,
> Dawn
>
>
> --
> http://mitar.tnode.com/
> https://twitter.com/mitar_m

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
also i was approached by a similar company that asked me if i wanted to use cpu time on people's computers to scrape for a web service i maintained. i decided that i didn't want to engage in a grey-area botnet

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i deleted utorrent since it became ad-ridden malware.

remember when it was just a cool small torrent client?

kierrie
Jun 7, 2010

Endless Mike posted:

i deleted utorrent since it became ad-ridden malware.

remember when it was just a cool small torrent client?

I use Deluge now, it's ok.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Endless Mike posted:

i deleted utorrent since it became ad-ridden malware.

remember when it was just a cool small torrent client?

so just use one of the old versions

poik007
Aug 16, 2006
Thinks Mother 3 is the best game ever
watch out for leaving torrents open though, someone might plant a fake criminal diary in your linux

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



kierrie posted:

I use Deluge now, it's ok.

same

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




poik007 posted:

watch out for leaving torrents open though, someone might plant a fake criminal diary in your linux

torvalds'ed again

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
i havent upgraded utorrent since i downloaded it

im now going to claim this was a considered and prudent decision and not a result of laziness

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

OSI bean dip posted:

also i was approached by a similar company that asked me if i wanted to use cpu time on people's computers to scrape for a web service i maintained. i decided that i didn't want to engage in a grey-area botnet

clearly you do not have what it takes to be a great captain of industry

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum
weird GiP/bitcoin thread crossover

http://www.jqpublicblog.com/msgts-epic-post-should-be-the-new-snco-charge/

quote:

In response, a user with the tag americanpegasus posted this response, which has been up-voted more than 130 times in <24 hours.

branching out of bitcoin eh? truly the tobleronetriangle of our times.

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


OSI bean dip posted:

posted on the noisebridge mailing list

i'm the disturbed systems

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

Greyhawk posted:

i'm the disturbed systems

get up come on get down with the blockchain
you bankster get up come on get down with the blockchain
you FUDder get up come on get down with the blockchain
open wallet.dat and let it flow into me

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

OSI bean dip posted:

its design decisions have led to its continual existence
goalposts

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



A Pinball Wizard posted:

i havent upgraded utorrent since i downloaded it

im now going to claim this was a considered and prudent decision and not a result of laziness
mine was less laziness and more that i was using categories as 'folders' to store torrent files and the next version up made torrents able to have more than one category which totally destroyed my workflow. it was just providence this happened before the whole thing went to poo poo.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
i went into the utorrent ~advanced settings~ and just disabled all the offers options. idk why no one else did that until they started including a bitcoin miner

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Segmentation Fault posted:

get up come on get down with the blockchain
you bankster get up come on get down with the blockchain
you FUDder get up come on get down with the blockchain
open wallet.dat and let it flow into me

Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping
I think I'm breaking down

Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping away
See but I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupified
It's all the same you say
Live with it

But I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupified
I get stupified

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




for those of you not watching the rise and rise and gently caress you I stole your money of bitcoin on amagon prime, you are missing

amazon posted:

the impending global impact of this amazing new technology

e: this rear end in a top hat dumped like a gallon of lighter fluid on his grill and its still giving off less flames than his homebuilt mining rig

george bush says ... end ... the fed

satoshi is literally jesus and 4chan

literally a sunk cost fallacy

I'm going to college because my dad mines bitcoins - an abused child

I spend thousands of dollars on lawyers everyday to make sure i'm not going to jail - charlie shrem

Sono fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Apr 23, 2015

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sono posted:

for those of you not watching the rise and rise and gently caress you I stole your money of bitcoin on amagon prime, you are missing

why would you watch it on amazon when you can torrent it and tip the dude who is pretending to be the director?

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
i don't think this has anything to do with bitcoins but you never know http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/gently caress-This-Court

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
i think it's just a sovereign citizen woman throwing a tantrum.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

fermun posted:

i think it's just a sovereign citizen woman throwing a tantrum.


fermun
Nov 4, 2009

dang, she is a puppet master and the judge played right into her hands!

just read this all it's funny.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
she is pretty drat crazy even by sovcit standards

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!


:golfclap:

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

im the flipped y axises's

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

I think that's their ranking

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

Boxturret posted:

im the flipped y axises's

that's the alexa rankings, i think.

where's the alexa graph for the buttcoin foundation site?

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

it's ranked lower than 100,000 so they don't have detailed info on it

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

duTrieux. posted:

i'm in the wrong loving business

don't worry, all capitalist enterprises exploit the poor in some way

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
thank you for putting each of these charts in a different y-axis scale and leaving one of them in linear scale

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

anthonypants posted:

thank you for putting each of these charts in a different y-axis scale and leaving one of them in linear scale


DNova posted:

I think that's their ranking

yeah, top of y-axis is 1st place, bottom is last place. 1 is highest, 100k is lowest.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Magrov posted:

that's the alexa rankings, i think.

where's the alexa graph for the buttcoin foundation site?

no alexa rankings

stats are always public though, traffic continues to drop along with the price

http://statcounter.com/p6913452/summary/?guest=1

did 1/2mil page views last year

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

anthonypants posted:

i don't think this has anything to do with bitcoins but you never know http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/gently caress-This-Court

oh wow filed last week

Hopefully we can find out how it ends :munch:

I hope with a taser

pylb
Sep 22, 2010

"The superfluous, a very necessary thing"

anthonypants posted:

i don't think this has anything to do with bitcoins but you never know http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/gently caress-This-Court

Doesn't look bitcoin related, just a crazy sovcit.
http://tamahjadaclark.com/

quote:

I, myself, (Mrs. Tamah Jada Clark), personally filed suit in U.S. Federal Court calling into question Constitutional discrepancies and violations. Because the opposing federal and state attorneys were incapable of successfully defeating or rebutting my Constitutional assertions, the court simply stopped responding. It just decided to deny access to U.S. Courts. Of course, they have probably altered the paper work and court docket to make it appear otherwise. But I have hundreds of pages of court documents (with certified mail receipts) proving exactly what has taken place. So… #donottrytoplayme

Really, America? You do not find it the least bit strange that U.S. Courts refuse to address valid contentions arising under the U.S. Constitution? But you still think that you have constitutionally-protected rights? Ha! What a joke. Even the 12-year-old kid in the video clip below knows better than to let someone p!ss on his head and tell him it is raining. Even he, as a child, knows and stands up for the proper observance of political and social contracts (hint, hint) arising from his country’s Constitution; yet, most American adults do not even truly understand the U.S. Constitution, as its true interpretation and proper legal application have eluded the People for decades.

I would take the time to explain what exactly it is that the courts are attempting to cover, but have promised not to reveal that information to the general public. Instead, my husband (Mr. Jason Joseph Clark) and I shall simply pursue the matter through foreign diplomacy. The only exception to my promise is this: as stated to U.S. officials before, if you do not immediately adjust your behavior, then I will simply revoke my promise.

Until then, continue to tell the American people whatever you want–astonishingly enough, they seem to enjoy blatant lies. And furthermore, most have not exerted the necessary time and effort to educate themselves as to the true facts of history and civics, wherein lies the key to their freedom. If people are not willing to save themselves, then why should I even be bothered? Just being real: I do not believe in martyrdom. Lol.

quote:

Gwinnett County authorities have jailed a woman charged with trying to break her child's father out of prison.

Jason Joseph Clark, 30, recently was sentenced to 30 years in prison and was being held temporarily at the Pelham City Jail, according to Gwinnett County Sheriff's Office spokesman Stacey Bourbonnais.

Last week police stopped a suspicious vehicle near the prison and found a woman driving with a 1-year-old child, an AK-47 assault rifle, a .45-caliber pistol and numerous items for survival in the wilderness, Bourbonnais said.

Authorities later realized 24-year-old Tamah Jada Wallace was linked to Clark, and a review of recorded phone conversations between the two revealed a plot to break Clark out of prison.

Wallace faces several charges including conspiracy to aid the escape of another, Bourbonnais said.

pylb fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Apr 23, 2015

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Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008

she may be justice but the judges are the law :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ

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